ITS NOT NECRO IF I POSTHave DICE release games for the Idae Bana.
[5] They do so. Monkey Battlefield is all the rage among the apes young and old introducing the concept of 'guns'. The military begins to take notes. 10/10 would play again
Develop advanced warfare games to train the dwarves in elite glassmorph killing!
[2] Nah. The concept of "advanced warfare' is already copyrighted by dice. You are C&D before development goes anywhere
Let Gilgawulf continue to do his own thing. Seize the sphere of Epicness in a badass fashion. With lots of flips and kicks and other badass movements.
[Gilgawulf 3] Still traveling with meathulu...
[1] You kind of flail around like a lunatic. Some higher power laughs at you and shunts the sphere of lameness upon you. LAME!
Construct a well-staffed law school for the metalhead wrestlers, to train some in the art of refereeing!
[1+1] You end being caught in a snafu of contradictory law statures and nonsensical common law. Gonna need to sort all of that before even thinking of teaching such arcane knowledge to others.
Shout: "Oi! Build me a pistol!"
[RP] A voice shouts out
Vhat?!? You mean a mid velocity matter disperser? Only those of neon clearance can access that technology! Who goes there?!? You see a shadow in front of the door.
Throw the Sphere of Swedish Meatballs at something, so I can be the god of Nothing!
[3] You try to disenchant yourself, but you manage to only get rid of the 'Meatball' portion of your powers. Hello, god of the Swedish
Descend onto the world to study that "adamantine". Take a shape of levitating featureless silicon globe, drapped in sandpaper toga!
[6] You descent onto the world of Bay12 to study this adamantine substance. You gaze deep down, down to a molecular level. Turns out, molecules dont really tell you much.
Sleep on the sphere of laziness, after taking it of course.
[1] I'll write something here later
Teach the Whizmen to harness the Thought Lightning with machines and use it to condense Brain Juice.
[1+1] You fail to comprehend the mechanics of this electrical phenomenon. In unrelated news, Whizmen have learned that liquid brain might be a nutrious medium.
I'm in.
[RP]
Excellent! Well, since knocking over this bar was all we had on our agenda today, I guess we'll go to the mansion to pick up whatever contracts the bossman has for usMore social taboos for the slug men!
[2] I don't even know what you mean, and the dice feels likewise. NOTHING CHANGES THIS TURN
Integrate the Sphere of Swedish Meatballs with cheese and potato spheres.
[4] Well, The Swedish sphere isn't available at the moment, you do take the recently free Meatball sphere for your collection
Metal as fuck training montage time for my wrestler-prophet.
[2] By montage you mean getting squashed alot, then sure. As usual, your boss feels compelled to always place the belt on the equally loved and despised Bohn Jena. JENA WINS LOL
Snap fingers in the void of space and see what happens.
[1] Bay12 explodes into nothingness. Great going there, friendo. Sarrak floats in the void, unharmed.
Advance to Post-Industrial technology and set up a navy.
[2] The flow of progress is slow today.
Write now! Write of the horrers and mind bending dark ones, so that later I can reform myself, better, stronger, BETTER!
[3] You write "See Spot Run." Well, if you wanna be a cute little puppy dog....
CUT THE ROPE AND FLEE
[5] You struggle free of the bindings and leave through the conveniently unlocked door. You reach the balcony of the main factory floor before you hear voices. They know you have escaped and are now coming for you! For now you have a head start though.
Try again to create a deceivingly beautiful species based on hate and cunning.
[2] Nah.
I AM GOD OF GODS! ALL SHALL OBEY ME!
[1] Pfffffttttt, You awaken on the sandy shores of the beach planet. Very mortal. Very powerless.
Grab the sphere of all things that mortal mind is not meant to understand.
[3] You are now god of really obscure fetishes. Yay!
THE UNIVERSE!(will update this later)
Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid, stocked with science textbooks and other related implements.
-revolved by am artificial restaurant moon
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
Cheese potato planet!
The reset console
inhospitable ice world
Space debris Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
meatball asteroids
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper! Nearby is a sign the proclaims Sarrak's ownership of the area.
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! Blessed with insane mad science!(Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features, a seafaring society that worships Zeim (Beach Planet)
Apes!: Intellegent primates who have embraced ninjitsu (Beach Planet)
Dorfs:subservient experimental fodder (education planetoid)
Bumpty: deflective penguins (beach planet)
Non-Sentients!EPIC DRAGON (x1, guardian of a tribe of METALMEN) (Beach Planet)
SWEDISH MEAT TOBACCO AND LASER INFUSED CTHULHU (Beach Planet)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)! They flourish under a great society! (large. Beach planet)
-Capitalist's society: a spliter of the collective who are disillusioned with current methods (very small. Beach Planet)
The Dragon Clan: A tribe of METALHEADS protected by an EPIC DRAGON (small. Beach planet)
Idae Bana: Encompasses all intelligent apes, a feudal society who follow the tenets of ninja! (large. pre-industrial levels of technology. Beach planet)
Cuisinites: Cannibalistic Whizmen who have blend science with cooking. They are master chefs. Has the most refined cuisine. (restaurant moon)
Mad Whiz Council: A civilization of Whizmen who have embraced all of science, even some of the more unsavory elements. Now with access to the divine secrets of nuclear power(mega education planetoid)
Metalhead Wrestlers!: A group of metalhead performers and promoters, trying to bring entertainment to the world(beach planet)
Divine artifacts!A pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
Encyclopedia Randomica-The book that grants random knowledge (Beachplanet,slugmen)
Spark of inspiration- lightning bolt that fills the mind of those that it strikes with ingenous ideas!
THE PANTHEON!Objective: Goddess of mild amusement, pointing, fine dining!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE and MEATBALLS!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance, mixology!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal and Raw!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic and boating!
Beirus:God of badassery and Epic poetry!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science and !!SCIENCE!!!
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish
Sheb:God of Nuclear Power (cloud of atoms)
darkpaladin109: God of Ninjas, healthy eating (Half a body) Owner of Digital Illusions CE
Mayminaters: God of Hate and cunning
Erils: God of progress
Worldmaster27: God of Dwarves
Jack A T: God of Law and Order
DreamerGhost: God of Obscure fetish
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin (beach planet)
Tavik Toth: The Shogun Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind! (beach planet)
blazingglory: The God who gave it up, the mortal! (beach planet)
Gilgawulf: A badass fusion of Gilgamesh and Beowulf, guided by Beirus
Lyeos:Distributed away his godhood, now a mortal, (education planetoid)
Sinvara: a god cat.
Gamerlord: Deathallica, a jobber wrestler
Scotsman: a really undivine mortal