((And...I'm back with the updating))
Sing Dead Sound of Misery!
[4] You start blurting German death metal to nobody in particular! You something hear in the distance
Ahck! Hermann?!? Was that you? Where did you go with my quantum vocal pasitroner? Hello? Hello?!? Someone seems to be coming closer.
Spread the tenets of healthy eating onto Idea Bana.
[5]Divine eating habits descend on the intelligent apes of Idea Bana, who begin cultivating all sorts of fruits, vegetables, and grains. Of particular note is the banana, which becomes a signature ingredient in Banaese cuisine. Life expectancy shoots up.
Help the dwarves! Gift upon them adamantine!
[6] You create a massive spire of adamantine on bay12! Of course this unleashes the hidden fun stuff as well.... Conflict ensures!
Create the Spark of Inspiration that if held will fill the mind of the holder with ideas that actually work.
[2+1] YES! INSPIRATION! You manage to create a means of filling minds with ingenious idea. The means...a rare lightning cloud that inspires through massive bolts of electricity! The odds of anyone hit by this bolt and survive seem a bit iffy though...
Let Gilgawulf decide what he wants to do with the Meat-thulu. He can call if he needs help. I have other God things to do. Inspire the pink monks of the beach planet to create a truly Badass society/civilization.
[Gilgawulf-5] Using meathulu as a trusty steed, Gilgawulf continues on his journey to slay the sole dragon of the beach planet!
[3+1] You inspire the martial art monks to unify themselves under a single collective banner! After a martial arts tournament arc that lasts too long, has too many sideplots, and annoying ancillary characters, one martial arts school rise above all others. The monks have now formed the nation of Dianmui.
Badass!
AWAKEN BETTER, STRONGER, MORE LOVECRAFTIAN THEN EVER!
THEN CORRUPT MY CREATIONS TO BE MORE LIKE MEEE!
[2] YOU AWAKEN AND DECIDE TO TAKE ON THE ASPECT OF THE ONE NAMED LOVECRAFT. H.P. LOVECRAFT. YOUR BODY CHANGES. BENDS. KNOWLEDGE FILLS YOUR MIND....Relating to a life in Rhode Island? You examine yourself. Hmm. Looks like you have willed yourself into the shape and form of a turn of the century American author!
[4]Through divine influence, the Bumpty population is twisted into humanoid form! So basically a bunch of penguinoids.
Teach slug men social taboos.
[3] Yes! Cannibalism is bad! No cannibalism! Also! No farting in public!
research ships. Then slowly move up to Colonial Era technology./b]
((They are already at industrial tech))
[4]Gleaning off of the advancements of the slugmen, the apes learn to construct oceangoing vessels of their own, the more entrepreneurial members begin reaching out to other peoples on the beach planet. The majority of the nation is still relatively isolationist,however.
Do cat things and return to godhood.
[3] You roll around, sleep ,eat...you know, god stuff. You're still a god. Its just that you are a god in the form a cat. not a cat god, but a god cat. Meow :3
(Whoops missed an update.)
Empower one of the Metalhead wrestlers as my prophet of METAL and Pro Wrestling.
[2] You cast down your divine influence onto a metalhead wrestler! Yes! This one will be your champion! You have granted your blessing to the wrestler known as Deathallica! Unfortunately, Deathallica is nothing more than a glorified jobber in the Metal Maniacs Foundation. Better lace up your boots, cause you have a tough road ahead of you!
(Oh, fine. I suppose I should have seen that coming.)
Create a parasitic race of meatballs, capable of colonizing and repurposing any organic matter they encounter.
[2+1] You manage to create a bunch of meatball asteroids. Yay?
Depends on what sort of work your offering.
You can say we are a bunch of...independent contractors. Yeah, independent contractors. You see the large mansion of the hill by the road into town? The guy who lives there is the boss. Recently hes been having us travel the world to retrieve things of interest for him.Help the dwarves to learn my ways! Let them wear sandpaper clothes!
[1+1] Turns out that the dwarves would much rather utilize the massive amount of adamantine that just up and appeared
A wild vacation world has appeared, build around the sphere of alcohol. I attempt to claim it!
[1] You create an inhospitable ice world and put your name in the snow. Maybe someone would ski here someday?
Give the dwarves divine cunning, and the glassmorphs divine hate.
[5] Dwarves are now very strategic creatures! They always seem able of planning things out way in advance!
[6] The Glassmorphs are now enraged at all things living! The darves, the fun stuff, even themselves! This surly doesn't bode well.
Find out where am I
[3] Well for one, you're tied to a chair. Looking around it seems that you are in a dirty back room, flickering light, rusted table. Maybe this is an abandoned warehouse?
Take the sphere of Law.
[5] You use such complex legal reasoning to convince the Sphere of Law to join up with you that you also receive the sphere of Order as a freebie. Hey, one must come with the other, ya know.
THE UNIVERSE!(will update this later)
Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid, stocked with science textbooks and other related implements.
-revolved by am artificial restaurant moon
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
BAY 12, a lush planet with 12 bays
Cheese potato planet!
The reset console
Space debris Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper! Nearby is a sign the proclaims Sarrak's ownership of the area.
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! Blessed with insane mad science!(Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features, a seafaring society that worships Zeim (Beach Planet)
Apes!: Intellegent primates who have embraced ninjitsu (Beach Planet)
Glassmorphs:Glass exterior, sand interior(Bay 12)
Dorfs:subservient experimental fodder (education planetoid)
Dwarves: Exactly what you'd expect (Bay12)
Bumpty: deflective penguins (beach planet)
Non-Sentients!EPIC DRAGON (x1, guardian of a tribe of METALMEN) (Beach Planet)
SWEDISH MEAT TOBACCO AND LASER INFUSED CTHULHU (Beach Planet)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)! They flourish under a great society! (large. Beach planet)
-Capitalist's society: a spliter of the collective who are disillusioned with current methods (very small. Beach Planet)
The Dragon Clan: A tribe of METALHEADS protected by an EPIC DRAGON (small. Beach planet)
Idae Bana: Encompasses all intelligent apes, a feudal society who follow the tenets of ninja! (large. pre-industrial levels of technology. Beach planet)
Cuisinites: Cannibalistic Whizmen who have blend science with cooking. They are master chefs. Has the most refined cuisine. (restaurant moon)
Mad Whiz Council: A civilization of Whizmen who have embraced all of science, even some of the more unsavory elements. Now with access to the divine secrets of nuclear power(mega education planetoid)
Metalhead Wrestlers!: A group of metalhead performers and promoters, trying to bring entertainment to the world(beach planet)
Divine artifacts!A pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
Dwarf Fortress 0.21.93.19a
Encyclopedia Randomica-The book that grants random knowledge (Beachplanet,slugmen)
DF2014 (bay12)
Spark of inspiration- lightning bolt that fills the mind of those that it strikes with ingenous ideas!
THE PANTHEON!Objective: Goddess of mild amusement, pointing, fine dining!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance, mixology!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal and Raw!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic and boating!
Beirus:God of badassery and Epic poetry!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science and !!SCIENCE!!!
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish Meatballs!
Sheb:God of Nuclear Power (cloud of atoms)
darkpaladin109: God of Ninjas, healthy eating (Half a body) Owner of Digital Illusions CE
Mayminaters: God of Hate and cunning
Erils: God of progress
Worldmaster27: God of Dwarves
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin (beach planet)
Tavik Toth: The Shogun Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind! (beach planet)
blazingglory: The God who gave it up, the mortal! (beach planet)
Gilgawulf: A badass fusion of Gilgamesh and Beowulf, guided by Beirus
Lyeos:Distributed away his godhood, now a mortal, (education planetoid)
Sinvara: a god cat.