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[CaptainMcClellan]

Tune: Learn summon army of demons spell

Tune: practice firaga

[5]You summon the giant sword-wielding demon, Walter. He's very annoyed.

"WHAT!? What do you want?"

(( Walter is your character, so submit his actions and dialogue. However, right now keep in mind that he's pretty annoyed at being summoned. ))
[5]Firaga! You get better... this time you only damaged your property, not yourself.

Keep trying to Trapify the band.

Continue licking everybody.

[5] You trap yourself.
[6] You do a Gene Simmons tongue flick thing and lick the remains of what was your audience.

get materials for bows and wall and construct bows and finish wall
start a crop and irrigation system in my castle

[3] You order material for composite bows, but the shipment is late.
[3] Wise planning ahead! Too bad you don't have the resources available to actually do this.

Tame shadow beings.

Try to find a way to get past the barrier.

[2] The Shadow Being controlling the barrier turns and looks at you with his blue eyes: "We're not animals that you can 'tame' you troglodyte! We are sentient and sapient beings! Our cognitive functions are beyond your comprehension!!! We have more right to freedom than you do, pathetic Earth-worm!" he scoffs and then mutters, "'Tame us', what was that stupid human thinking?"
[3] You struggle trying to get past the barrier, the Blue-eyed

Appease the populace with lavish gifts of potatoes and cheese.

Build a majestic cheese castle in Switzerland.

[5] The populace is appeased. Panem et circenses wins again. However, there are still a few dissidents who may cause trouble for your tuberous reign.
[6] You contact an agency and after transferring an obscene amount of funds that you pulled out of nowhere have them begin building you a majestic castle in Switzerland made of Swiss cheese, simply so you can have a Swiss Swiss Castle. However, Giygas still kinda poses a problem in getting to said castle.

Keep playing!

Manifest pyrotechnics!

[8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
[5][8] Your amps catch fire. Four billion fireworks shoot off in the background and your hands catch on fire. Pretty much everything catches fire, but on the plus side, it is the most impressive pyrotechnic display ever seen! Too bad your audience is too dead to see it.

Amber-eyed Shadow Beast: Attack anyway!

Cobalt-eyed Shadow Beast: Strengthen the Barrier

Emerald-eyed Shadow Beast: Destroy the Barrier

Maria: Grab Giegue!

CaptainMcClellan: Intercept Shadow Beast attack.

[2] You roll forward into CaptainMcClellan's leg. It's not very effective.
[2] You're too weak at the moment.
[8] You destroy the barrier, sacrificing yourself to do so... the Cobalt-eyed Shadow Beast gasps in surprise and begins to tear up.
[5+2] You grab Giegue and hold him close, threatening anyone to try and separate you.
[1] No need. It's pretty much harmless right now.

Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)

Everything is beginning to catch fire in the outer labyrinth. You're safe here in the inner sanctum, but who knows for how long. Maria is hysterical and demands that CaptainMcClellan and Prophet take her out of this place. She has spent far too many years stuck in a mental realm and has no desire to repeat the progress. Li'l Giegue is still being afflicted with nightmares and shifts restlessly in Maria's arms. The Cobalt-Eyed Shadow Beast apologizes profusely whilst the Amber-Eyed one continues thudding harmlessly into CaptainMcClellan's legs. Prophet is just happy that Giegue has been rescued, but CaptainMcClellan is suspicious of his motives nonetheless, and thinks it's good that Maria rescued him instead.

CaptainMcClellan: "Yeah... we should probably get the hell out of here now."

((So since i didn't read about what happened before i joined how did Li'l Giegue end up here?))

(( Kevak ate adult Giegue. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Also, point of clarification... The Emerald-eyed Shadow Beast broke the barrier from the inside, which then repaired itself. When she broke it the second time, it was broken fully and she died in the process. This is important plot stuff. ))

[~Neri]

((I never had any idea what the plot was in the first place.))
((I was also sorta a trap in the first place also.))

Leave the Mental Realm.

LICK EVERYTHING.

[WillowLuman]

Keep playing!

Manifest pyrotechnics!

[8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
[5][8] Your amps catch fire. Four billion fireworks shoot off in the background and your hands catch on fire. Pretty much everything catches fire, but on the plus side, it is the most impressive pyrotechnic display ever seen! Too bad your audience is too dead to see it.

((Well, seeing how my audience was a horde of bloodthirsty shadow beasts, I don't see a problem.))

"Good night, mental realm!" Sign of the horns, then GTFO

[CaptainMcClellan]

((I never had any idea what the plot was in the first place.))

(( That's because it didn't until you ate Giegue. You are our Knight of Cerberus ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

That's it, Giygas dies.

Kill Giygas, or at least disable him so I'm free to do as I wish.

Watch the shenanigans that ensue as a result of there being 1.4 billion more women than men.

[BFEL]

Enter Cheesistan, present passport printed on cheese.

[Prophet]

cheer loudly then get Li'l Giegue out of this place. "The only reason i'm helping you non-traps is because i may be a cult leading bastard but i don't let kids suffer."

((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

cheer loudly then get Li'l Giegue out of this place. "The only reason i'm helping you non-traps is because i may be a cult leading bastard but i don't let kids suffer."

((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))

(( You want me to trope you all? ))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Do me, do me!))

[Prophet]

((Me too me too!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Do me, do me!))

((Me too me too!))

*HEAVY SIGH* Okay, I guess I can tropify you all.

[Prophet]

((Yay thank you CaptainMcClellan!))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Working on the list, should only take another 2 hours. Carry on. ))

[CaptainMcClellan]

The Major Tropes of the "Main" Characters ( In No Particular Order):
Smurfington: Mad God, Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever

Kevak: Knight of Cerebus

CaptainMcClellan (as a GM): Literal Genie,
Grammar Nazi,
Hippokrit'kal Humour, Killer Game Master,Berserk Button: I'm sure you guys would just love to know what they are, Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies in the form of my patent-pending "Smite Stick".

CaptainMcClellan ( as a chara ): Berserk Button: (Being my Author Avatar, he shares my berserk buttons.), Author Avatar, Leaning on the Fourth Wall, Tempting Fate, The Gods Must Be Lazy: Despite having almost unlimited power due to being the Author Avatar, Ringo McClellan does just about nothing. This is really more to make a fair game, but you gotta admit he must look like this to the citizens of Cheesistan.

Tune of Dwarves: Affably Evil, Butt Monkey: Despite being one of my best friends IRL, the dice hate the crap out of Tune.

2k14: Gratuitous French ( Thanks to a bit of Malevolence on my part ), Badass Normal (At least so far... )

Ckisocoa: It's All There in the Guide/Word of GM: His full name is Ckisocoa Gallilei Lel, a fact which you're hard pressed to find anywhere outside of me telling you right now,, You Bastard!, Karma Houndini, Running Gag:Ckis will never get holy water, Real Life Writes the Plot: Some real life issues came up barring him from being able to participate for a while, hence his current vegetative state.

HugoLuman/The Jarl: ,

Giegue/Giygas: Alternate Character Interpretation,

Woobie Destroyer of Worlds,Even Bad Guys Love Their Mamas,Blue and Orange Morality?, Berserk Button STOP SINGING!

Maria: Mama Bear/Took a Level in Badass, Back From the Dead, Badass Normal

Lyeos: Designated Hero

Prophet: Took a Level in Badass, Even Evil Has Standards/Noble Demon, Wouldn't Hurt a Child

Senketsu: I Call It Vera, Shout-Out to Kill-la-Kill.

Walter: Shout Out A very direct Shout-Out to the webcomic "Goblins"

All of Us: Prestigious Player Title,

Newcomers Might Suffer: Guide Dang It!, Mind Screw, and ( but hopefully not ) Brain Bleach

(( Unfinished on Account of it's 3:30 and my body's giving up on me. ))