Give each caste of Metal Men a special superpower, then send them to ally with the Mountains and take back their land from the Explosions.
(3+1) You give each of the Metal Men castes a superpower. Some can shoot lightning; some can fly. On interesting on is that all iron Metal Men can now summon lettuce. You aren't too sure about that one. You send them to ally with the Mountains, and they try to bury the Explosions in lettuce. It doesn't work that well.
Give each caste of Metal Men a special superpower, then send them to ally with the Mountains and take back their land from the Explosions.
Make each caste of metal men into vibrating cartoon vikings.
(6+1) You turn each and every Metal Man into a vibrating cartoon character. With their super abilities, they magically form into one giant cartoon character that vibrates, shoots lightning, flies, shoots spacemissles, can shapeshift, and summons lettuce randomly. The character calls itself Descan.
CREATE A MERCHANT SOCIETY COMPRISED ONLY OF BILLY MAYS CLONES
(5+1) For some reason, you decide to curse the universe with infomercials. To do this, you create millions of Billy Mays clones. They band together to make a society focused on buying and selling home-cleaning products. As a result of this curse, the Explosions can no longer find good shows on TV. Every channel is stuffed with infomercials. They all explode due to lack of quality television.
Destroy Kevak and crown our lord almighty Toady One as crown Emperor, me ruling in his absence, as this is a planet to honor him.
(1+1) You send send assassins to murder Kevak and take his crown. Unfortunately, his highly trained and skilled bodyguards intercept your assassins, capturing them. Kevak orders them to be dealt twenty hammer strikes each publicly. All the bay12ers applaud his dorfiness.
So how are my sentient explosions doing?
(2+1) Their heads exploded from lack of quality TV.
Write a letter to Kevak. We're close enough to being friends for him to help. Right? Right?! I mean, we're basically passing acquaintances!
(5+1) You send a letter to Kevak, apologizing for the assassination attempt. You promise that it (probably) won't happen again. As a reward for your honesty, Kevak allows you to continue breathing the same air and be a passing acquaintance of his. He also informs you that he has anti-deity missiles if you try it again.
WHAT, REALLY HUMANS, REALLY!!!! I SAID NOT TO TOTALY BARRENATE THE WORLD, YOU GUYS STILL CAN BARRENATE PARTS OF IT
(5+1) With this new realization, the Elves become Humans again! Hooray! They quickly barrenate 49% of the world, making it pretty much uninhabitable for any creature but a human or dwarf.
Create 20000 katana-wielding samurai who do not need to breathe, eat or drink.
(1+1) You give a random human a cool looking wakizashi. You also give him a tag that says [NO_SLEEP].
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