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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Do I have to spell it out?

You smell like her strawberry perfume, but not like a man who's just rolled in the hay, donned the velvet hat, forged the moaning statue."

[PrivateNomad]

 "That is an expression I have never heard in my life."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Ye gods, a grown man with-

....you don't smell like you had sex."

[PrivateNomad]

 "B-Because I didn't! Why would I do such a thing when we first meet?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"B-Because I didn't! Why would I do such a thing when we first meet?"

"I know. If you did, I would be surprised. You simply smelled a lot like her and so I assumed you did until that scent was missing."

[Vgray]

"You certainly made Luke Mckenzie jealous..."

[PrivateNomad]

Eldon sighs.
 "Okay then, since that's all settled... are there any jobs for a guy skilled in killing giant things?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"B-Because I didn't! Why would I do such a thing when we first meet?"

"The way you looked at her, I wouldn't put it past you to at least want to." Cheru scoffed.

"Try being a bouncer here."

[PrivateNomad]

 "Okay, she was very pretty, but I respect women.

A bouncer? How would that make use of my powers?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Club doesn't conform to normal geometry. Some of the patrons are very rowdy.

Do the math."

[Vgray]

Korloth teleports next to Eldon.

"Not that anything exciting ever happens..."

[PrivateNomad]

Eldon shrugs and leans against the wall. He pulls out a potato and starts eating it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"You missed all the good stuff.

To be fair, the old bartender caused most of the shenanigans. They got replaced with me. The boredom shot up."

[Vgray]

"Just you wait. One of these days I'll probably shoot someone out of boredom."

Benny exists and orders a drink.

[kj1225]

Chris is currently massacring a gang. Stupid heathens.

Kyle is walking back into the city with very skin like material.