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[PrivateNomad]

Rex flies around with a green trail behind him. Suddenly, his green glowing eyes flicker out and he falls.

 "Damnit." Lizzie says before sending a zap of purple energy to Rex. Rex's eyes glow again and he continues to fly.

[Cheesecake]

"Great. Let's make something clear then. If you dislike unliving folk, we're not going to get along."

"It's not that I have something against unliving folk, if they're folk. As long as they don't kill children or force their mothers to be widows and them orphans, I'm fine."

[Twi]

"Unlife ain't a thing, as far as I know.  Seems I am ignorant."

[Empiricist]

((It's a clockwork orange WITH DIMETHYLMERCURY?!?! We are fucked. :I))

((Nope. It's a clockwork oroblanco with something that acts like dimethylmercury ))

[kj1225]

Kyle taps Lizzie on the shoulder and gesture to the forest.

[PrivateNomad]

Lizzie nods and gets up. She casts turn undead on a nearby zombie.

[Vgray]

Tasrak nods.

"All right. People back home tend to dislike undead, Especially paladins, and usually for good reason."

[Twi]

"Tricks like that ain't a thing either."

Miranda seems to scoff at her woeful knowledge of reality.

[kj1225]

Well then. They reach a clearing easily. There's a chubby man there with a scantly clad zombie. If one looked around they would find a book that if they had knowledge of liches would clearly be a phylachtery.

There's also a cottage a bit behind him. And yes, any fight would be somewhat anticlimactic as they would be fighting a chubby pervert.

[Twi]

Miranda goes far enough to see that and instantly turns back to find the nearest bastion of sanity.

[PrivateNomad]

 "Can I curse him?"

[Cheesecake]

Well then. They reach a clearing easily. There's a chubby man there with a scantly clad zombie. If one looked around they would find a book that if they had knowledge of liches would clearly be a phylachtery.

There's also a cottage a bit behind him. And yes, any fight would be somewhat anticlimactic as they would be fighting a chubby pervert.

"Let's burn it down." Seeing the looks of the others. "What? I'm not a knight anymore. Plus he's obviously the bad guy."

[kj1225]

"Sure. He's got a phylactery over there."
Kyle says motioning to the book.

The lich turns to see who's making the noise.
"No. Well, if you kill him it's yours and Lizzie's since you two would have done the work."

[4maskwolf]

"Who are you"
((Directed at the lich))

[PrivateNomad]

Lizzie pulls out the necronomicon and draws power with it before sending a curse to the chubby guy. The curse would severely confuse the guy and give him a terrible headache.