Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.
((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))
Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?
Yes. They were cut off the moment you left in the first place, but your second in commands kept attacking like ninnies.
So, to be clear, the Raptor Empire is not currently under attack by Heaven?
((No, it isn't, but I decided to not let this be a waste and am currently attempting to let the tyranid fleet through the underworld, and thus, Heaven.))
I realize it wasn't clear, but as we were not in war I meant not to risk a 1. Oh, hindsight
Also, ever notice this stuff always results in a 1? Don't tempt fate.
(1 Google later) Create turbo-raid chemical weapons to kill the new threat.
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Yay, it kinda works.
Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."
[1]
They're telling everyone about that now. You have no power here.
Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."
Assist in convincing. Through mind control.
[1]
No seal.
RIOT AGAINST DIMENSIONAL WALLS
[3]
WALLS AREN'T COMING DOWN
*shrug*
"You know how socks just randomly disappear."
((I love how you aren't trying to leg it, at all.))
[1]
She picks up a riding crop. Scary as fuck face.
"So, now I have to discipline you..."SWACK SWACK SWACK
>Plant thousands of turnips on the surface of Neo-Gensokyo.
[2]
You need turnip seeds first.
Give procrastination monkey the cold shoulder. Reroll for discerning stuff.
[4]
Apparently, they're working on some sort of peace project. You don't understand much else.
((I think the universe might need restarting once I'm done with it.))
Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.
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Necrons explode your facilities. Shit. You woke them upppp
Sprout plant legs and kill the murderer of potato's (aka IcyTea31)
[1]
You get abducted by the GM.
DIBS ON THIS ONEUnravel and slither out of the prison like a squiggly-line snake.
[6]
IT HURTS LIKE A LOT
Investigate the conspiracy, using my old academical, political, and business connections. Always have shock troops ready.
[1]
Yes... of course! That Mexican fast food company is actually the cornerstone of a empire run by the ghost of Genghis Khan!
KILL THE BEARS
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YOU NUKE YOUR CIVILIZATION
EVERYTHING IS DEAD NOW
Hurrah, my default punishment stands!
Also, first one to find me a funny anime/tv show I haven't already watched gets a (in game) reward! Plus, if its in the same vein as Tenchi Muyo!, I'll let you choose your reward. Within reason.
((Does the anime have to be japanese? All the same, I've a few ideas.
The Super Dimension Fortress Macross.
BattleTech: The Animated Series.
Mobile Suit Gundam 00.
Zoids: Chaotic Century.
That's all I can think of at the moment, also, I would still like to do this action if it's still possible:Construct Skynet and SHODAN that don't want to kill human insects, merge the two of them, and then give it a signal that specifically controls the Necrons, get my new computer to kill the Tyranids.))
SEEN EM
[3]
Necrons still out of control. Now you've done it.
Go luke fur tings to kill, and lootz them
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Humies! Squish 'em!
Go look for ruins, and loot them.
[5]
You find a solid gold potato.
ohfuckyesgivethathereUse Tactical genius to escape and aid HugoLuman in whatever it is he's doing.
[1]
None for you.