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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[smurfingtonthethird]

Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.

((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))

Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?

Yes. They were cut off the moment you left in the first place, but your second in commands kept attacking like ninnies.

[WillowLuman]

So, to be clear, the Raptor Empire is not currently under attack by Heaven?

[Helgoland]

I would, but I appear to be cursed with neverending pain.

Sounds like a case of lack-of-artifact induced pain syndrome! Also, neverending pain sounds like Tyranid business. We might try finishing them off on the side.

[Kassire]

Go luke fur tings to kill, and lootz them

[Spinal_Taper]

Finish sensually rubbing my hand through my hair, and go defeat tyrants in the Heaven Dimension or some shit. I dunno, I'm skipping like 3 pages.

[LordSlowpoke]

WALK INTO UNIVERSE

[Elephant Parade]

Obtain more power using money gained through tea exports.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Plant the potatoes. They shall produce oxygen for a new atmosphere!

[2]

They are dead. MURDERER

>Try to commercialize my fledgling wine industry from beyond the portal. Stealing ideas is fun.

[4]

It actually sells. Winrar.

Pharika, to Erebos: "Fuck off, Erebos. You only prosper because of me."

Summon more souls.

[1]

NONE FOR YOU

another poll for my amusement

Death by potato storm!!!

Respawn as the omega potato.

[5]

OMEGA POTATO LIVES

Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.

((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))

[1]

The Tyranids cut through and attack your guys instead.

Do here laundry. Hide one sock to spite her.

[4]

Yay for cleaning. A maid girl helps you out. You hide the sock in a kitchen.

"Where's my other sock?"

FOCUS

[3]

You are routed by the procrastination monkey! Curses!

>Forget to remain injured.

[5]

The universe fails against your bluff check and you are fully healed.

Rare stuff?
Open museum. Stumble upon ancient conspiracy while organizing the exhibits.

[3]

You basically do this.

You end up with a room full of red string connections that make no outside sense whatsoever.

Assist reconstruction of earth with tactical genius.

[2]

NO SEAL

Escape Heaven first.

Use Chooze to enslave the Australians.

Sell some to juvenile raptors

Dear lord you butchered that code

[1]

You get pulled up by the federal police. Welcome to jail.

BUILD EVEN MORE REACTORS

[1]

OUT OF RESOURCES

BEARS SMASH ALL YOUR SHIT

IF link to heaven is closed off, advise the ruling council to do proper recon before they try to invade another plane.

IF it's still open, close the damn thing somehow.

Smurfington, you should have warned us that you were changing the rules for assisting actions

[4]

Closed, so the ruling council goes RABBLERABBLERABBLE in a content voice.

Finish sensually rubbing my hand through my hair, and go defeat tyrants in the Heaven Dimension or some shit. I dunno, I'm skipping like 3 pages.

[1]

Some guy shaves you bald and legs it.

WALK INTO UNIVERSE

[2]

You run into a dimensional wall and knock yourself out. Well done.

Obtain more power using money gained through tea exports.

[5]

You hire some priests from AOE and wololo a whole bunch of guys.

[WillowLuman]

Create a portal connecting the Underworld with another portal, directly in front of the Tyranid main fleet.

((Anyone object to letting the bugs eat the Angels and Devils?))

Smurfington, if the portal is closed, does that mean we're cut off from heaven, and thus hostilities are not currently taking place?

Yes. They were cut off the moment you left in the first place, but your second in commands kept attacking like ninnies.

So, to be clear, the Raptor Empire is not currently under attack by Heaven?

((No, it isn't, but I decided to not let this be a waste and am currently attempting to let the tyranid fleet through the underworld, and thus, Heaven.))

I realize it wasn't clear, but as we were not in war I meant not to risk a 1. Oh, hindsight
Also, ever notice this stuff always results in a 1? Don't tempt fate.

(1 Google later) Create turbo-raid chemical weapons to kill the new threat.

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."

[IcyTea31]

Pharika: "Give me the souls, Erebos, or else I'll tell the others about your little fling with Athreos."

Assist in convincing. Through mind control.

[LordSlowpoke]

RIOT AGAINST DIMENSIONAL WALLS

[kj1225]

*shrug*
"You know how socks just randomly disappear."

[Propman]

>Plant thousands of turnips on the surface of Neo-Gensokyo.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Hurrah, my default punishment stands!

Also, first one to find me a funny anime/tv show I haven't already watched gets a (in game) reward! Plus, if its in the same vein as Tenchi Muyo!, I'll let you choose your reward. Within reason.