Continue waiting for someone willing to provide medical attention to notice.
[2]
No one comes. Woot.
"So, what should we do?"
"So, what should we do?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "Ah, this was fun to blow up. We might have overdone it though."
Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Were you still drunk at that point?"
Pharika!Lolfail: "No, but I had a colossal hangover. Still... Icytea, help us with this."
Pharika: Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.
[4]
You do so. The land instantly compacts, the water forms a ball of ice, the atmosphere escapes, and the bodies of the dead forms an icy ball of corpses.
Retroactively continue listening.
[2]
Conversation over. That girl is in front of you now.
"What good is a familiar that can't even understand me?"Nod respectfully to the myrmidons, proceed to the observation deck. Observe proceedings.
[4]
The gods are discussing the recent alliance between the Abrahamic enemies. It is a big lump of power now.
Recruit the Vanir, since the Aesir and Jotunn are being so stubborn.
[1]
They don't want anything to do with anything. Recruiting gods is hard.
Reopen portal to Heaven, then shove Discworld through it.
[5]
You toss it in. Um, yay?
Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.
Open rifts to the afterlives and pull the spirits of the dead into a fifth sphere.
I am going to regret this, aren't I?
[2]
Death is all like "No."
>Offer Lyeos some wine out of pity.
[6]
You force a bottle's worth down his throat.
"Shh, no tears, only dreams now."
Now that I have grots, force them to build camp while we feast upon the squigs
[5]
Grots build a camp! Squigs fer dinner!
Use Tactical Genius to disguise myself and escape
Hopefully it will work this time. Before Discworld gets shoved in here.
[6]
You manage to escape. Discworld rolls off on its side into the country before being launched into space for the lulz.
ENLIST CYBORGE TELSA TO COMBAT BEAR INVASION
[6]
YOU MADE TOO MANY
NOT ENOUGH REACTORS ARGH
Found the Illithid Empire. Begin scouting other planes, while naturally staying far away from New Liverpool.
[5]
You pop your heads in a few different worlds. You can search for a while, there's trillions of worlds linked to this one.
Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.
[4]
You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.