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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: The End.  (Read 111784 times)

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #300 on: April 20, 2014, 05:37:04 pm »

Vos haereticos estis. Omnes ante Dominum debetis cadere. Laudati eo, misereat vobis.

Your latin doesn't scare me! I have google.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #301 on: April 20, 2014, 05:46:31 pm »

Vos haereticos estis. Omnes ante Dominum debetis cadere. Laudati eo, misereat vobis.

Your latin doesn't scare me! I have google.
Apricationem in gloria Google Translate!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #302 on: April 20, 2014, 05:57:59 pm »

Continue waiting for someone willing to provide medical attention to notice.

[2]

No one comes. Woot.

"So, what should we do?"
"So, what should we do?"

Pharika!Lolfail: "Ah, this was fun to blow up. We might have overdone it though."

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "Were you still drunk at that point?"

Pharika!Lolfail: "No, but I had a colossal hangover. Still... Icytea, help us with this."

Pharika: Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.

[4]

You do so. The land instantly compacts, the water forms a ball of ice, the atmosphere escapes, and the bodies of the dead forms an icy ball of corpses.

Retroactively continue listening.

[2]

Conversation over. That girl is in front of you now.

"What good is a familiar that can't even understand me?"

Nod respectfully to the myrmidons, proceed to the observation deck. Observe proceedings.

[4]

The gods are discussing the recent alliance between the Abrahamic enemies. It is a big lump of power now.

Recruit the Vanir, since the Aesir and Jotunn are being so stubborn.

[1]

They don't want anything to do with anything. Recruiting gods is hard.

Reopen portal to Heaven, then shove Discworld through it.

[5]

You toss it in. Um, yay?

Reassemble Earth into four spheres; the land, the water, the remaining atmosphere, and the bodies of the dead.
Open rifts to the afterlives and pull the spirits of the dead into a fifth sphere.
I am going to regret this, aren't I?

[2]

Death is all like "No."

>Offer Lyeos some wine out of pity.

[6]

You force a bottle's worth down his throat.

"Shh, no tears, only dreams now."

Now that I have grots, force them to build camp while we feast upon the squigs

[5]

Grots build a camp! Squigs fer dinner!

Use Tactical Genius to disguise myself and escape

Hopefully it will work this time. Before Discworld gets shoved in here.

[6]

You manage to escape. Discworld rolls off on its side into the country before being launched into space for the lulz.

ENLIST CYBORGE TELSA TO COMBAT BEAR INVASION

[6]

YOU MADE TOO MANY

NOT ENOUGH REACTORS ARGH

Found the Illithid Empire. Begin scouting other planes, while naturally staying far away from New Liverpool.

[5]

You pop your heads in a few different worlds. You can search for a while, there's trillions of worlds linked to this one.

Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.

[4]

You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #303 on: April 20, 2014, 06:01:08 pm »

"I can understand you quite well."
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #304 on: April 20, 2014, 06:03:10 pm »

Find a plane with sentient inhabitants that aren't superpowered brits.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #305 on: April 20, 2014, 06:06:47 pm »

Also, whoever hates potatoes and cheese is going to be mercilessly tormented, if I find out who it is.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #306 on: April 20, 2014, 06:16:52 pm »

Mix Chooze with other foods for foodening. Sell the food at a restaurant.

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« Reply #307 on: April 20, 2014, 07:11:07 pm »

BUILD MORE REACTORS
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« Reply #308 on: April 20, 2014, 07:19:33 pm »

Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.

[4]

You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.

Would the 'ancient-Assyrian-Demonic/ancient-Falmer/Potato fondue recipe/GM-language instruction-manual for universe-consuming nanobots' be considered a legendary artifact?




Continue watching the meeting. Try to discern the makers & shakers, the internal politics. Hope for something godly to happen along the way.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #309 on: April 20, 2014, 08:27:02 pm »

Go recruit moar Boyz
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #310 on: April 20, 2014, 09:52:31 pm »

Bring in an atmosphere from the potato dimension. Hey, there's apparently a good amount of breathable air in there for some reason.
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« Reply #311 on: April 20, 2014, 11:52:10 pm »

(All of us trying to take actions to end the war have rolled 1s and 2s so far. I'll say it again: to minimize chance of failure, if you want to win this war, assist this action!)

Obtain the aid of the Discworld pantheon.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #312 on: April 21, 2014, 02:19:44 am »

Pharika: Summon the souls of the dead on favour of Erebos.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #313 on: April 21, 2014, 03:38:07 am »

"I can understand you quite well."

[3]

"That's good. Now do my laundry!"

She points to a bundle of clothes.

Find a plane with sentient inhabitants that aren't superpowered brits.

[2]

No luck, only too much 'fun' universes.

Flood Heaven full of water, the underworld can serve as a drain, provided that they haven't closed their portal.

Assist HugoLuman.




(All of us trying to take actions to end the war have rolled 1s and 2s so far. I'll say it again: to minimize chance of failure, if you want to win this war, assist this action!)

Obtain the aid of the Discworld pantheon.

[1+4]/2 = 2.5

Retaliation strike! Angels peg the Discworld back through and completely destroy the warp point! Both universes are now closed off from each other (directly).

Mix Chooze with other foods for foodening. Sell the food at a restaurant.

[6]

It's a hit! Too much of a hit, it's basically on par with heroin in terms of addictiveness.

Also, whoever hates potatoes and cheese is going to be mercilessly tormented, if I find out who it is.

((Is that a -4 on future rolls?))

((More like -200))

BUILD MORE REACTORS

[6]

YOU BUILD SUPERREACTORS

THEY GET EXPLODED BY BEARS

THIS MICROMANAGEMENT SHIT IS HARD YO

Gather my commando troops, send them out raiding archeologically valuable sites. Have my industries support the war efforts.

[4]

You don't find anything legendary, just tons of rare stuff.

Would the 'ancient-Assyrian-Demonic/ancient-Falmer/Potato fondue recipe/GM-language instruction-manual for universe-consuming nanobots' be considered a legendary artifact?




Continue watching the meeting. Try to discern the makers & shakers, the internal politics. Hope for something godly to happen along the way.

[1]

You have no idea what is going on, and sit there like a lemon, occasionally making high pitched squeals.

No, that's worthless. I keep that recipe on my wall.

Go recruit moar Boyz

[5]

You find sum Boyz! They got a Squiggoth!

Bring in an atmosphere from the potato dimension. Hey, there's apparently a good amount of breathable air in there for some reason.
((The potato would die otherwise.))
[1]

The ruins of earth are now flooded with trillions of frozen potatoes.

Pharika: Summon the souls of the dead on favour of Erebos.

[2]

The gods fart in your general direction.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: Now with Vague Plotlines? HERESY
« Reply #314 on: April 21, 2014, 03:46:03 am »

Plant the potatoes. They shall produce oxygen for a new atmosphere!
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