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[Sarrak]

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Name: Nerg
Description: Tall and bulky bald guy, he looks like ge is literally made of stone - rough, edgy and everything.
Reason for signing up: He wants to made himself into a full-body cyborg. Preferrably, with brain digitalized. And still functional after that, that is. Making money for this while murdering people - what can be better?
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:10
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:4
Perception:1

[Scotsmen]

Waitlisting.

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Name: Malcolm Mackarney
Description: Generally huge, Malcolm Mackarney is 7 foot 5 inches tall, and 3 feet wide, all muscle. His long black hair falls in folds down his shoulders, and his beard reaches to his waist. He is covered in scars from former battles. Oh, and he's Scottish.
Reason for signing up: He wants a new claymore. A diamond encrusted claymore.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:11
Dexterity:2
Endurance:4
Speed:4
Intelligence:2
Luck:3
Will:1
Perception:1

Coom on, ye flat-landers! I want a bloody fight!!!

[Kriellya]

Team Blersr....aRED
(( I blame you, you didn't identify my team specifically XD ))

Dash forward, grab the white ball, back up and hold it defensively

Spoiler: Kriellya Niabs (click to show/hide)

Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

Inventory: 1 ridiculous arm cannon

[piecewise]

We're waiting on beirus and TCM.

Oh red team, you've got yourself some delinquents. Not helping your chances.

[Toaster]

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Name: Tsafi Gohn
Description: A lean, wiry, short fellow with sharp features, a near-constant scowl and his fair share of scars. The tip of his long, hooked nose appears to have been bitten off at some point in his past. His greasy, shoulder length brown hair is usually kept tied back.
Reason for signing up: Worked as a cheap assassin for years, found that the line of work agreed with him, but now an enemy of his has killed his parents in revenge, and he needs the money to care for his three young sisters.
Stats:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Endurance:1
Speed:1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 10
Will:1
Perception:1

You're six points over.

[piecewise]

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Name: Tsafi Gohn
Description: A lean, wiry, short fellow with sharp features, a near-constant scowl and his fair share of scars. The tip of his long, hooked nose appears to have been bitten off at some point in his past. His greasy, shoulder length brown hair is usually kept tied back.
Reason for signing up: Worked as a cheap assassin for years, found that the line of work agreed with him, but now an enemy of his has killed his parents in revenge, and he needs the money to care for his three young sisters.
Stats:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Endurance:1
Speed:1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 10
Will:1
Perception:1

You're six points over.

I should instate some thing about points being given to people who identify accounting irregularities in other people's sheets and actions. It will keep the game running right AND create a feeling of paranoia and McCarthyism!

It can't fail!

[Xantalos]

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Name: Tsafi Gohn
Description: A lean, wiry, short fellow with sharp features, a near-constant scowl and his fair share of scars. The tip of his long, hooked nose appears to have been bitten off at some point in his past. His greasy, shoulder length brown hair is usually kept tied back.
Reason for signing up: Worked as a cheap assassin for years, found that the line of work agreed with him, but now an enemy of his has killed his parents in revenge, and he needs the money to care for his three young sisters.
Stats:
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 10
Endurance:1
Speed:1
Intelligence: 5
Luck: 10
Will:1
Perception:1

You're six points over.

I should instate some thing about points being given to people who identify accounting irregularities in other people's sheets and actions. It will keep the game running right AND create a feeling of paranoia and McCarthyism!

It can't fail!

Do it! Then we can deliberately make errors and point them out to ourselves to gain infinite points.

[Beirus]

with a high tech looking cannon device affixed to their left hand

((Why does this seem familiar? Also, penalty games sound fun.))

"Right, time to get to it." Mason charges for the BLUE ball to throw it at a member of the RED Team.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Reposted. I guess it was missed.

[Kriellya]

We're waiting on beirus and TCM.

Oh red team, you've got yourself some delinquents. Not helping your chances.

(( Yeah, I was just thinking 'I can't find some... oh. They PM'd to PW. This will be !!FUN!! ))

(( Edit: Or *I'm* the delinquent, because PW failed to specifically mention which team I was on, and I assumed they were introduced in order when trying to figure out which team I was on (red team first, then blue team) XD
I also can't count, because I was convinced there were 5 people on each team. This is what I get for posting as soon as I wake up

POST REDITED))

[TCM]

Imma' coming, hold up.

[Toaster]

My waitlist entry

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Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

In that case, this one is uh... two points short (not over, short).

Name: syvarris

Everything else: later

I HAD A BETTER IDEA!

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Four short!

Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:2
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5

No penalty having a 0-stat?

One short!

[TCM]

Magarth - Team Red

"GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Grab nearest ball. Punt it at BLUE team.

Spoiler: Magarth (click to show/hide)

Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5

Team: Red
Points: 0

[piecewise]

It wasn't berius we were missing, but mastacheese all along! Well, I'll wait two more hours before starting the post. We've got a lot of people on the wait list already, I'm rather surprised. Well, at least 1 person will die per episode, and I don't expect the episodes to take very long, so the list should keep moving.


I'm considering instating some manner of betting system where the audience can place bets on contestants and, once they have enough money from doing the bets, spend it on things that effect the game, such as getting game modes implemented, or adding items to the vending machines (which you haven't seen yet) or buying a gun to shoot at the contestants if they get annoyed with them. You know, give people in the wait list or who aren't playing something to do.

[Xantalos]

Let's do that.

[Kriellya]

(( PW, that sounds ridiculous. Clearly something this gameshow would have, then XD

So, does that mean the 'penalty game' is unavoidably lethal? Or are 'episodes' defined differently? ))