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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113570 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1680 on: September 15, 2016, 09:05:47 pm »
A drill instructor is a teacher.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1681 on: September 15, 2016, 09:39:15 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on September 15, 2016, 09:05:47 pm
A drill instructor is a teacher.

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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1682 on: September 15, 2016, 11:40:14 pm »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on September 15, 2016, 09:39:15 pm
Quote from: Rolan7 on September 15, 2016, 09:05:47 pm
A drill instructor is a teacher.

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Someone wrote a book series called 'Twilight'
A sign hung on a wall; both the sign and wall are out of reach

Whatever is holding up the sign is set up to break whenever someone stands below it.

A cactus, on the moon. 
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Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1683 on: September 16, 2016, 01:28:23 am »
The cactus undergoes explosive decompression, spraying everybody with needles.

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Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1684 on: September 16, 2016, 03:02:35 am »
Apply gradual, yet very specific deceleration via surface-mounted mass drivers. Some decades later, observe as the unstoppable mass and momentum of a dwarf planet crashes through the pathetic defenses of a divided earth to end four billion years of complex life's evolution in a few moments of light and flame.
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1685 on: September 16, 2016, 10:31:12 am »
Quote from: Amperzand on September 16, 2016, 03:02:35 am
a few moments of light and flame.
Start a forest fire.

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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1686 on: September 16, 2016, 02:37:14 pm »
[Shit, forgot about the second part. Sorry, it was very late.]

Apply cognitohazardous patterns to the surface of the symbol, leave paper inscribed with said in a public place. Observe curious passersby spontaneously lose sanity and/or life and/or soul.

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Quote from: Shadowlord
Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1687 on: September 16, 2016, 06:32:45 pm »
soak in nitroglycerine. Throw.

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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1688 on: September 16, 2016, 06:41:51 pm »
Make Family Guy reference and thus start a riot.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1689 on: September 16, 2016, 06:59:48 pm »
Re-label it as lactose-free milk. Give to lactose-intolerant ambassador before they negotiate a ceasefire with a culture which views uncontrolled flatulence as casus belli for war.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1690 on: September 16, 2016, 08:15:53 pm »
Use the Command discipline to make someone ::) while in audience with the Prince.
But your work isn't done yet.
Take advantage of their temporary state of disfavor by making a move, one you planned out decades ago.  Send neonates to seize the Tasteful Club nightclub, prime feeding territory.
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Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

Insanegame27

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1691 on: September 16, 2016, 08:45:32 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on September 16, 2016, 08:15:53 pm
Use the Command discipline to make someone ::) while in audience with the Prince.
But your work isn't done yet.
Take advantage of their temporary state of disfavor by making a move, one you planned out decades ago.  Send neonates to seize the Tasteful Club nightclub, prime feeding territory.
Your lack of something to weaponise causes us to die.


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Quote from: Second Amendment
A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1692 on: September 18, 2016, 01:32:28 pm »
Chuck a unconscious enemy in it and light the wool on fire.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1693 on: September 18, 2016, 01:33:33 pm »
Shove it down someone's throught.

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Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1694 on: September 18, 2016, 01:33:59 pm »
shoev et down someoen's throt

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