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Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1515 on: October 07, 2015, 06:28:50 pm »
FTL travel causes immense culture shock as diverse alien races meet and fu interact.  War is inevitable, the only question is whether it'll be interstellar or "civil".
And hyperspace is obviously useful for doing wars.  Like, a high-V asteroid warping directly into a planet's atmosphere or something.

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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1516 on: October 08, 2015, 01:27:23 am »
Trick people into believing they've been ordered to kill someone by a person they have nothing but love and respect for.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1517 on: October 08, 2015, 04:09:05 am »
Extract and concentrate the citrus into a highly corrosive spray, which also makes a good floor cleaner!

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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1518 on: October 08, 2015, 04:10:36 am »
Can't breathe if there's no air.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1519 on: October 08, 2015, 04:29:07 am »
Break down the gun into it's core components, and send each one to different offshore facilities, in parcels that say it was sent by a rivalling country, and it is time for war. Start WWIII. Or y'know, you could just shoot someone with it.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1520 on: October 08, 2015, 04:53:06 pm »
Frustrate people with your lack of a thing to weaponise, thus starting a global freak out that causes the apocalypse.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1521 on: October 08, 2015, 06:36:45 pm »
Replace the pencil lead with actual lead and then give it to a random passerby. They'll die of lead poisoning eventually.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1522 on: October 08, 2015, 06:54:39 pm »
Nuke some one! :D


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1523 on: October 08, 2015, 06:57:39 pm »
  "Hell hath no fury like a peeved girlfriend."

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1524 on: October 08, 2015, 06:59:48 pm »
Barry em up to there necks in crap, and leave them to rot in the field


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1525 on: October 09, 2015, 08:02:57 am »
High Velocity Elderly Impact (HVEI) Round.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1526 on: October 09, 2015, 08:04:29 am »
Condense it into a black hole. I couldn't find a worthy joke for this.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1527 on: October 09, 2015, 10:36:05 am »
Give it to Mini-Me.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1528 on: October 15, 2015, 03:55:11 am »
Use as shuriken.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1529 on: October 15, 2015, 04:33:49 am »
You never said how large the piece of tofu is, so I choose to believe its a ten-tonne monstrosity.
Therefore, crush someone with it.

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