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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 115429 times)

TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1305 on: April 03, 2015, 12:22:11 pm »

Add a new chapter to Those Lacking spines and use the ensuing mockery to embarrass the writers of bad fanfic to death

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1306 on: April 03, 2015, 01:27:49 pm »

Reduce everything to nothing.

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TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1307 on: April 03, 2015, 03:21:19 pm »

Reduce everything to nothing.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1308 on: April 03, 2015, 03:48:44 pm »

Have the therapist put too much effort into it. (I've had a bad massage before, I was in pain for a month. It's not hard to imagine that trying even harder can kill someone)

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UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1309 on: April 03, 2015, 09:28:18 pm »

Depending on size, can make an effective bludgeon. Failing that, the smaller ones also do well as a baton.

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TalonisWolf

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1310 on: April 04, 2015, 12:39:50 am »

 Sabotage speakers to release a Sonic Boom, killing the subject.

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heydude6

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« Reply #1311 on: April 04, 2015, 09:21:05 am »

It's a freaking gun from tf2, how is it not a weapon already?

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1312 on: April 04, 2015, 09:52:14 am »

TF2 again.. Alternatively, smash someone's head in with it.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1313 on: April 05, 2015, 05:28:57 pm »

  Some types of Worms feast upon flesh, they are also used in the Genocide against Fish in a sport called 'Fishing'.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1314 on: April 05, 2015, 07:56:56 pm »

Do it just right and you can give people a seizure or aneurism



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heydude6

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1315 on: April 05, 2015, 08:13:22 pm »

some people have latex allergies

A non latex-rubber glove
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1316 on: April 05, 2015, 08:46:55 pm »

Shove it down his or her throat, until breathing stops. You can also slap them and demand satisfaction!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1317 on: April 05, 2015, 09:03:41 pm »

SAY THEM VERY LOUDLY!!!

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1318 on: April 05, 2015, 09:06:36 pm »

Sing them loudly.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1319 on: April 05, 2015, 09:08:23 pm »

Pick you up and use you as a bludgeon.

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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