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Author Topic: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?  (Read 4428 times)

Xazo-Tak

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2014, 07:47:40 pm »

Weaponize a single tardigrade.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2014, 08:53:23 pm »

Weaponize a single tardigrade.

Fire it at just below the speed of light at target.  Next.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2014, 08:59:23 pm »

Weaponize a neutrino.
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Muz

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2014, 09:01:12 pm »

Hold a flaming torch. Put flammable substance in your mouth (hopefully non toxic). Sneeze cones of fire.
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My Name is Immaterial

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2014, 09:22:36 pm »

This needs to be a forum game. I'm going to go do that now.

There you go.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2014, 09:28:58 pm by My Name is Immaterial »
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Yourmaster

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2014, 03:07:28 pm »

Turn lollipops into weapons?
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Mr. Strange

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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2014, 07:33:38 pm »

Turn lollipops into weapons?
Chocking hazard for kids.
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Re: Can Bay12 really weaponize everything?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2014, 07:41:40 pm »

Turn lollipops into weapons?
Chocking hazard for kids.
Well, the government will probably ban children at some point because they pose a choking hazard to children.
And parents. Don't get me started on how dangerous they can be to children.
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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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