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[freeformschooler]

Masches: start farming rupee dupees
Nick: Command terrified koopas to your side

[darkpaladin109]

Masches: start farming rupee dupees
Nick: Command terrified koopas to your side

+1

[superBlast]

Masches: start farming rupee dupees
Nick: Command terrified koopas to your side

+1

+1

And to add:
Masches: While making lots of sword jokes/references!

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[4] You go back to the village and cut some grass. After about ten minutes, and reentering the area a few times to respawn the grass, you've maxed out your wallet.

IRL: The narrator's voice booms through the living room. That merchant wants to talk to you. You recognize the creepy GAMESTAP owner's voice echoing similarly inside the apartment. Strangah! The going rate for rupees is .1 BD here in real-life. I'll take 'em, and any other in-game currency you might get while playing, off your hands anytime you like! I'll also appraise any ideas you might have while you're playing, but only new ones! Once it gets used the price drops off significantly. Anyway, I'll let you get back to your game. See yah round strangah!

Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield

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N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

Fight for me and I'll let you live. [6] Two of the koopas immediately run over to your side and grovel, but the last one stubbornly refuses. N-never! I'll never betray my friends! A bead of sweat rolls down his forehead, betraying his fear, but in spite of this his expression is one of sheer determination. One of his friends pleads with him. C'mon Kappa! You saw what he did to the others! Don't throw your life away!! He screams back. SHUT UP! At least I won't be a cowardly traitor like you! At least my death will have some meaning!
 
Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6
Hammer [1d6]
Mushroom [+10 HP]

Spoiler: Le IRL Shit (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: Merchant (click to show/hide)

Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01

[mastahcheese]

Me: Head back to the tree and "get up inside it" (If you know what I mean) And "tackle" some "bad guys"
Nick: Tell the last Koopa that you'll let him live, if he sends word to King Koopa that pain is coming.

[superBlast]

Masches: Shove your way up into the dead tree guy and kill everything inside!
Nick: Make my new found koopa allies kill the one who didn't join up to prove their loyalty.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Me: Head back to the tree and "get up inside it" (If you know what I mean) And "tackle" some "bad guys"
Nick: Tell the last Koopa that you'll let him live, if he sends word to King Koopa that pain is coming.

+1

[darkpaladin109]

Me: Head back to the tree and "get up inside it" (If you know what I mean) And "tackle" some "bad guys"
Nick: Tell the last Koopa that you'll let him live, if he sends word to King Koopa that pain is coming.

+1

ALL MY +1'S

[Parsely]

M  The  Legend AS of  Zelda:  Ocarina CH of  Time  ES

[5] You're inside the boss room.

KREAAAAG!!! GAH FUCK!

Young Masches - Kid Wallet: 100RP - GOAL: Beat Ganon!
Green Tunic
Kokiri Sword
Kokiri Shield
Slingshot

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N  I  _{Paper  Mario}  C  K

[1] He tells you to fuck off and steals your hammer. He gives it a swing. [1] He hits himself in the face and dies. The hammer falls back into your pocket.
 
Paper Nick - Beat King Koopa!
HP: 4/6
Hammer [1d6]
Mushroom [+10 HP]

Spoiler: Le IRL Shit (click to show/hide)

Nick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average weight but in good shape. Fairly tall, has short-cropped, dirty blonde hair and tan skin. Good-looking.
Background: Incredibly laid back. Determined to beat every video game ever. Likes money.
Health: Heavily Bruised Face [-1 Cha]
Skills: Master Laziness

Masches
Gender: Male
Appearance: Average height, average weight. Dark black hair that he wears mid-length. Has a bright pair of eyes that seem to take in every detail.
Background: Has a delicate, logical manner. Except when shit goes down. Then he dives in and breaks some fucking heads.
Health: Fine
Skills: Master Problem-Solving, Expert Brawling

Inventory
Stylish Clothes [+1 Cha]
Wallet [for buying things]
Screwdriver [for screwing things]
Suprah Gamepad

Systems/Games
Small TV
Large TV

PSX [Haxxed]
- Metal Gear Solid [-A-]
- Syphon Filter [-A-]
N64
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time [-A-]
- Paper Mario [-S-]
- Puzzle Bobble [-A-]
Gameboy Color
- The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening [-S-]
- Kirby Pinball Land [-S-]

Games Beaten - Beat Counter: 0
None!

Debt
21,800 Bison Dollars
5 Days Remaining until collection
No Public Property Damage until collection

Spoiler: Merchant (click to show/hide)

Exchange
Rupees to Bison Dollars: 1/.01

[Samarkand]

[1] He tells you to fuck off and steals your hammer. He gives it a swing. [1] He hits himself in the face and dies. The hammer falls back into your pocket.

Consecutive ones clearly creates the most hilarious outcomes possible.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Nick: Onward! Go beat King Koopa now with your party of converted koopas.
Masches: Hit it in the eye with your sword!

[superBlast]

Masches: Beat up the giant spider thing. And isntead of slaying it, tame it so you have something 100x better then a horse later on!
Nick: Yeah go kick bowser's ass! After telling your new koopa follower's to hand over all there stuff to you.

[mastahcheese]

Masches: Beat up the giant spider thing. And isntead of slaying it, tame it so you have something 100x better then a horse later on!
Nick: Yeah go kick bowser's ass! After telling your new koopa follower's to hand over all there stuff to you.

+1

[The Froggy Ninja]

Masches: Beat up the giant spider thing. And isntead of slaying it, tame it so you have something 100x better then a horse later on!
Nick: Yeah go kick bowser's ass! After telling your new koopa follower's to hand over all there stuff to you.

+1

+1

[Yourmaster]

Just wanna say, maybe later we should use an empty disk in the PSX and download
Star wars knights of the old republic 2: The sith lords (AKA KOTOR 2)