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[Samarkand]

((Make dreams work like what?))

((Such that in a dream you can drink yourself awake, I guess. My character isn't overly rational; he's spent the entire bar fight unconscious. He now has a grudge against God for not letting him drink himself awake.))

[aattss]

Un-subdue myself. And beat up that GreatWrymGold dude

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bring criminals to jail. Lock them up and report their crimes so justice may begin.

[GraveHaunter92]

Summon the Banshee

[Erils]

NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW FURNITURE! TREMBLE IN FEAR! Continue my furniture rampage. Also, kill anyone who tries to attack or bite me.

Wow. I'm a psychopathic furniture killer. Not what I expected when I first set out to murder people, but it will do.

[Yoink]

>Flee to a toilet stall, lock myself inside.

[Erils]

>Flee to a toilet stall, lock myself inside.

Toilets are furniture. They shall be next!

[darkpaladin109]

Continue watching the fights while making commentary along with the bartender.

Convert Erils to the pack.

(4) Conversion sucesfull.

I AM ALPHA! Use my authority to get them to uncuff me, and continue to convert the monkeys!

(5) They kneel before Zod TalonisWolf. Monkeys converted. Monkeys loyal.

Find a robot T-rex and start riding it!

(5) TREX robot get. You ride the TREX Bot like a mechanical bull.

Learn the secrets of the universe and replace god as ruler of reality.

(6) You learn the secrets of reality, but they drive you insane. You ascend and become Sinvara, the mad Ruler.
Man, being the ruler of reality requires a lot of paperwork. You become extremely bored.

Channel the gods of hard liquor to become THE SIDEWALK SLAMMER, THE SUPER POWERED SUPER BOOZER

(2) You channel Captain Planet and become regular dude, unpowered boozer.

Help Sinvara replace God, on the condition that he make dreams work like that once he is supreme ruler.

(1) THE MAD RULER DENIES YOUR REQUEST
HE DESTROYS ALL DREAMS
DREAMING IS NO LONGER A THING

Un-subdue myself. And beat up that GreatWrymGold dude

(6) You escape the grasp of GWG
by cutting off your arms
You kick the GWG in the head
The GWG is knocked out
You break your left leg in the process

Bring criminals to jail. Lock them up and report their crimes so justice may begin.

(3) You bring the criminals to jail. Unfortunatelly, the judges are lazy.

Summon the Banshee

(6) You summon a banshee. She turns hostile.

NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW FURNITURE! TREMBLE IN FEAR! Continue my furniture rampage. Also, kill anyone who tries to attack or bite me.

(4) You destroy more furniture. NAV IS KILL
YOU STILL CONVERTED THOUGH

>Flee to a toilet stall, lock myself inside.

(3) You flee to the toilet stall, but mistake the sign and go into the women's bathroom instead.

[blazing glory]

Drag my robot T-Rex into reality before my dream is destroyed.

[NAV]

((Haha I think I'm the first player to be killed. Which is hilarious considering my quote started this whole thing.))

[Samarkand]

Try to escape the bleak voidscape of the undreaming yet unconscious mind (to be read as WAKE UP)

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Haha I think I'm the first player to be killed. Which is hilarious considering my quote started this whole thing.))

((Whereas I was close to the last player to be killed in a game started by a quote of mine.))

Wake up.

[aattss]

Do the Namek thing where I regenerate my limbs

[TalonisWolf]

 Leave monkeys to convert everyone in the bar and go to the local daycare, converting everyone within so the children in turn convert their families who in turn convert their friends (and so on)

[Elephant Parade]

Smash somebody's skull in with my bottle.