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Author Topic: Roll to Win the Bar Fight  (Read 15166 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2014, 08:44:12 am »
Sometimes, I need to take a break from that.

And by that logic, the bar can't exist because you idiots destroyed the Earth.
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Fluoman

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2014, 09:41:04 am »
Name: Sebastian
Gender: Butler
Age: Enough wrinkles to be classy. Old enough not to be fit, but far from decrepit.

Overturn a table and hide.
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2014, 10:11:19 am »
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Age:18 Totally 21, it sez so on mah ID

Grab a bottle of Vodka
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2014, 02:46:45 pm »
Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 24, 2014, 04:36:51 pm
throw a chair at someone.
(1) You attempt to pick up a chair, but your muscles are completely atrofied. You drop the chair and it lands on your right foot, (2) crushing it.
Quote from: NAV on March 24, 2014, 04:43:28 pm
Unsheathe my sword-cane.
(6) You unsheathe your sword cane, but the security guard notices it. He calls the police.
Quote from: BFEL on March 24, 2014, 04:55:32 pm
Burn down the bar
(6) You bring out your matches and light one of the chairs on fire. The fire then spreads to your clothes.
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 05:00:55 pm
Get some free beer
(6) You grab some free beer, but a near-sighted and retired police officer sitting at one of the tables mistakes you for a teenager. He starts to call the police.
Quote from: Samarkand on March 24, 2014, 06:48:53 pm
Backflip.
(6) You backflip through the air, but botch the landing and knock yourself out on the floor.
Quote from: Remuthra on March 24, 2014, 06:50:36 pm
Win the bar fight.
(3) You start beating up a bald man in a wifebeater.
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on March 24, 2014, 06:52:33 pm
CAPTAIN PLANEEEET
(3) You don your authentic Captain Planet costume and start beating up some dude.
Quote from: Yoink on March 24, 2014, 07:36:31 pm
Grab a pint and go hide in the bathrooms.
(5) You grab a bottle of the best beer you can find and sneak off into the bathroom without anyone spotting you.
Quote from: blazing glory on March 24, 2014, 07:42:51 pm
I accompany yoink while collecting beer
(5) Fortunately you're able to get away from the officer and follow some guy sneaking off into the bathroom. You collect some cans of beer along the way.
Quote from: aattss on March 24, 2014, 08:18:21 pm
Intimidate everyone
(5) You roar and tackle some guy to the ground. Everyone else is scared of you at this point.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 25, 2014, 08:27:18 am
*GreatWyrmGold is a dragon.
(4) Yep you're a dragon. Not a particularly old or powerful dragon, but a dragon none the less.
Quote from: Fluoman on March 25, 2014, 09:41:04 am
Overturn a table and hide.
(6) you overturn a table and hide behind it, but just make yourself seem more suspicious that way. Someone starts calling the police.
Quote from: TamerVirus on March 25, 2014, 10:11:19 am
Grab a bottle of Vodka
(1) You attempt to grab a bottle of vodka, but the bartender sees that you're not old enough to drink yet and calls the police.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2014, 02:49:20 pm »
Pull out a boombox and start playing Danger Zone to boost my fighting skills.
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NAV

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2014, 02:57:42 pm »
Slay the dragon with my sword.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Samarkand

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2014, 03:02:11 pm »
Learn martial arts in a lucid dream!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2014, 03:03:13 pm »
Smack aattss. And NAV.
« Last Edit: March 25, 2014, 03:14:35 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2014, 03:12:26 pm »
retrieve nuclear weapon from bartender. Or whatever weapon it was he promised to give me. Then help the police.
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #24 on: March 25, 2014, 04:34:52 pm »
Start drinking beer and pass out.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #25 on: March 25, 2014, 05:05:02 pm »
>Barricade the bathroom door(s) whilst taking small swigs from my beer.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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TamerVirus

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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #26 on: March 25, 2014, 07:01:08 pm »
DA HELL U MEAN NO VODKA?

Grab my frat paddle and deck the bartender
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2014, 08:03:13 pm »
punch the dude to death
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2014, 08:09:48 pm »
bash up all the dudes
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Re: Roll to Win the Bar Fight
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2014, 12:24:58 am »
My clothes are on fire huh?

STRIP
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