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Anger

4 (30.8%)

Sir Useless

9 (69.2%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[Urist Imiknorris]

Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

[Toaster]

o7

[highmax28]

Now we have 2 magikarp only one is more useless because we can never evolve it... Well bollocks...

[Elephant Parade]

So, if Anger was meant to make us angry, would Pity have made us pity somebody? I suppose Feebas could also have been used for Pity, since we'd have pitied you for spending so long looking for the thing.

Were they all Feebas?

[highmax28]

So, if Anger was meant to make us angry, would Pity have made us pity somebody? I suppose Feebas could also have been used for Pity, since we'd have pitied you for spending so long looking for the thing.

Were they all Feebas?

I think they were all feebases, just different natures

[MarcAFK]

DIO X(

[Bluerobin]

At least Feebas can use TMs/HMs? I guess?

*shrug*

[birdy51]

A note to self, conspire with the girl to beat that man up next time we see him.

[GlyphGryph]

This is why we don't except candy from strangers, NOVLAIKE! This is why! The candy always turns out to be a GODDAMN FISH.

Okay, murder-bird, looks like you're officially on the team now. Q, I will miss you. You were awesome. Dio, you kind of sucked, but you know what? I'll miss you too. But it's time to be practical. It's time to... Run around in the grass next to town for a long time because my team is basically useless.

For those who aren't quite following along, our 4 useful pokemon were Novlaike, Dio, Q, and Ghik. Of those, Novlaike is the only one who remains... and talk around town says the next gym is a water gym. Even if I evolve SirUseless, that is a bad situation. Epu and Pidgey are both weak to electricity as well, as is Feebas.

Every. Single. One. Of. Our. Pokemon. Is. Gonna. Get. Killed.

Just to spell that out.

Okay, training is too demoralizing, let's explore the town a bit. We can catch one pokemon on the way to the next town as well - Hopefully we pull it off, and hopefully it isn't weak to electricity... of course, that means after the next gym we'll be right back to where we started, but whatever.

Wandering around, there's a police officer lazing about a house that seems pretty torn apart. The people who lived there seem pretty upset about the burglary, and the police officer is assuring them she'll do everything in her power to catch the crook. I notice a Rocket standing near by, and realize what's about to happen.

Oh no.
[rocket] Ah, you saw me! Now I'll never escape! I'll have to fight my way out!
I SERIOUSLY COULD NOT CARE LESS GOD DAMN JUST LEAVE ME ALONE

He did not.

Luckily, Novlaike does not suck, so the battle wasn't even worth paying attention to. I looted the Rocket's mangled body, found a nice Dig TM, and decided to move on.

Here we go - Route 5. Check our ball count - 7. Should be enough. Let's go.

[bellsprout] Berrooo
Something that isn't weak to electric! Hah, score! Step into my ball, plant creature!
[bellsprout] *caught lv13 bellsprout*
Welcome to the team, R MNHIK.
[bellsprout] Berroo?

Now time to train SirUseless for a while I guess... Go, magikarp!

[magikarp] Karp, karp.
Attack!
[magikarp] *flops around* Karp, karp.
Okay, Feebas then...
[feebas] *flops around* Bass, bass.
Life is pain.

Team Status:
NOVLAIKE - Wartortle - Jolly Nature - Ability: Torrent
Level: 25 - HP: 58/71

BRVSIRUSLS - Magikarp - Gentle Nature - Ability: Swift Swim
Level: 7 - HP: Full

EPU - Butterfree - Calm Nature - Ability: Shed Skin
Level: 12 - HP: Full

BAHH - Pidgey - Mild Nature - Ability: Keen Eye
Level: 14 - HP: 31/38

Anger - Feebas - Quirky Nature - Ability: Swift Swim
Level: 24 - HP: Full

R MNHIK - Bellsprout - Hasty Nature - Ability: Chlorophyll
Level: 13 - HP: Full

Spoiler: Retired (click to show/hide)

ZIHUE - Mankey - Calm Nature - Ability: Vital Spirit
Level: 12

GHIK - Beedrill - Quirky Nature - Ability: Swarm
Level: 21

Spoiler: Dead (click to show/hide)

FULJON - Zubat - Relaxed Nature - Ability: Inner Focus
Level: 11

Q - Fearow - Calm Nature - Ability: Keen Eye
Level: 20

LZDIO - Rattata - Docile Nature - Ability: Run Away
Level: 18

Spoiler: Route Status (click to show/hide)

Pallete Town: Lv.5 Squirtle Acquired, named NOVLAIKE
Route 1: Opportunity Lost - Pidgey Defeated
Viridian City: [open]
Route 22: Mankey Acquired
Route 2: Rattata Acquired
Viridian Forest: Weedle Acquired
Pewter City: [open]
Route 3: Spearow Acquired
Route 4: Magikarp Acquired
Mount Moon: Zubat Acquired
Route 24: Caterpie Acquired
Route 25: Pidgey Acquired
Cerulean City: Feebas Acquired

[highmax28]

At least feebas is high enough level to tank some stuff...

LEVEL UP DAT MAGIKARP!

[Urist Imiknorris]

Okay, training is too demoralizing, let's explore the town a bit. We can catch one pokemon on the way to the next town as well - Hopefully we pull it off, and hopefully it isn't weak to electricity... of course, that means after the next gym we'll be right back to where we started, but whatever.

You can get three more mons, one of which is guaranteed to be ground-type, before the next gym.

[highmax28]

Plus diglett is a boss

[birdy51]

I don't think we will be holding onto Feebas for very long. O.o

[highmax28]

I don't think we will be holding onto Feebas for very long. O.o

I don't think so either

[Bluerobin]

There's always a chance we can use it to land a final blow. At least it can potentially be useful that way.