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[birdy51]

Now I am angry. Pull bullet out of eye. Ascend.

[killerhellhound]

use a Hand cannon on the marines

"Fifty cal fun time"

[blazing glory]

GM don't wanna update,request new GM to take place.

Convince the marines to let me go with a warning.

(2) Unreasonableness is punished with death! Also the marines are still shooting at you so you don't have much of a opportunity to present your case.

Become a gelatinous cube, I'll eat the space marines!

(4) You become a acidic cube.

USE NANOBOTS TO BECOME CYBORGE

(5) You are a walking death cyborg.

Resurrect it as a zombie cyborg war llama. Continue warpath of destruction.

(1) That llama has been shot to pieces,(2) Your too busy grieving to go on a warpath of destruction.

((Apparently I'm a god now, able to hurt myself. Oh, right. That.))

Use my celestial judge powers to condemn the marines to death, and to absolve myself from death caused by my wounds.

(2) The marines can't be condemned,(6) your skin seals itself,your guts are still hanging out though.

Start punching him in the chest. Rapidly

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(5) He fades away,gone fer good.

Now I am angry. Pull bullet out of eye. Ascend.

(3) You work up a major snit,(4) You pull out the bullet,(6) You ascend the stairs.

use a Hand cannon on the marines

"Fifty cal fun time"

(1) No Hand cannon,whoops.

The marines do a little dance and disappear.

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound:1- to using both arms.

birdy:1- to shooting.

poketwo:2- to moving,3 turns until bleeding out.

IcyTea31:3 turns until bleeding out.

TamerVirus:1- to using weapons.

[blazing glory]

You are all transported to a ten foot by ten foot room,there's a tired GM,he is guarding a RtD,what do you do?

[Arcvasti]

Use my personal arsenal of 10-foot poles to jam the room open.

[IcyTea31]

Work hard and ascend on my career to judge the entire 'verse. Become the GM. ((I'm up for it. Be prepared for reinstantement of reasonableness if I get picked.))

[Lyeos]

Wave at him.

[poketwo]

attack and absorb the GM

[birdy51]

Roll the dice.

[blazing glory]

Don't wanna update....

I acid blob the death cyborg, melt him!

(2) Nothing happens.

Use my personal arsenal of 10-foot poles to jam the room open.

(1) How would you fit them in your pocket?

Wave at him.

(5) He does a tired wave back.

attack and absorb the GM

(6) You absorb the GM but then IcyTea31 seizes the RtD and says now I'm the GM! or something like that..

Roll the dice.

They say (6),also they explode shortly after.

[Lyeos]

Wave at the new GM!

[IcyTea31]

Coming soon to a forum near you:

The Return of Reasonability