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[Lyeos]

I killed a universe. Its pretty reasonable that they want me dead.

I'm trying to save myself.

[poketwo]

"NO MARINES, THE GM WAS THE INSANE ONE. REMUTHA WAS FINE AND DANDY, BUT THE UNREASONABLENESS STARTED WHEN THE CURRENT GM TOOK CONTROL

[blazing glory]

Counter them with the power of logic! I have been attempting to be logical this entire game, barring dolphin related shenanigans! If anyone should be shot, it's the GM! He's the source of all that is unreasonable!

"NO MARINES, THE GM WAS THE INSANE ONE. REMUTHA WAS FINE AND DANDY, BUT THE UNREASONABLENESS STARTED WHEN THE CURRENT GM TOOK CONTROL

Sway the REASONABLE MARINES with my CHARISMA

(3) (1) (3)vs(2) The marines start hesitating,extra turn for you lot, but poketwo gets one freaked out and he shoots him in the leg.

leap on the reasonable marine and bite him on the exposed head ((space marines don't wear helmets)) to make a zombie reasonable marine

(4)vs(4) You jump on the reasonable marine but it turns out he actually does have a helmet.

Give the ear worm to the space marines.

(2) Nope.

Do the reasonable thing: Disappear in the spy movie style.

(6) You take a vacation,you start skiing,but suddenly marines start chasing you on their own ski's.

Plot my revenge against the Asshole former judge. I WILL HAVE MY GOD DAMN REVENGE

(1) Your lower spine is broken.

"Objection! Teleportation and murdering players for no other reason than them doing silly things is completely unreasonable!"

Sue the reasonable marines.

(1) They are above and beyond the law. (and lawyers.)

Start preparing for inevitable player assault

(3) Load of traps and the doom fortress looks pretty good,however it's severely understaffed.

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

poketwo: Shot in the leg:1- to moving legs.

TamerVirus: Lowerspine destroyed,2- to moving legs.

Did I mention the players are trying to kill the GM? That's pretty unreasonable.

[killerhellhound]

volunteer to staff the GM fortress

And turn self into a lich

((A space marine wearing a helmet must be a mook))

[Lyeos]

Offer the reasonable marines a drink.

[IcyTea31]

Pull out a submachinegun, fire a few bursts at the marines, throw a grenade behind me to start an avalanche, fire a few more bursts, then ski off a cliff and open a British flag-themed parachute. Glide to safety.

[TamerVirus]

RIP OUT THE USELESS PART OF MY SPINE AND BASH IN THE SKULL OF THE EX-JUDGE

YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME
NOTHING CAN FUCKING STOP ME

[Arcvasti]

Ride into battle with my WAR LLAMA.[Against the marines, not the GM]

[birdy51]

Surrender to the Space Marines willingly, thus justifying my innocence.

[blazing glory]

volunteer to staff the GM fortress

And turn self into a lich

((A space marine wearing a helmet must be a mook))

(3) I suppose someone has to clean the toilets...

Offer the reasonable marines a drink.

(3) They assume it's poisoned and send it off for testing.

Pull out a submachinegun, fire a few bursts at the marines, throw a grenade behind me to start an avalanche, fire a few more bursts, then ski off a cliff and open a British flag-themed parachute. Glide to safety.

(1) No machine gun,(5) You manage to start a avalanche with a grenade,(3) You ski off a ramp (2) You forgot you parachute (6) You rip open your skin to try and glide,needless to say the results aren't pretty.

RIP OUT THE USELESS PART OF MY SPINE AND BASH IN THE SKULL OF THE EX-JUDGE

YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME
NOTHING CAN FUCKING STOP ME

(4) You start hitting him on the head,he stands there not flinching with a un-impressed look on his face.

Ride into battle with my WAR LLAMA.[Against the marines, not the GM]

(5) Rah! You have your faithful llama and you are punching the marines!

Become space marines.

(6) The reasonable marines aren't impressed.

Surrender to the Space Marines willingly, thus justifying my innocence.

(1) You are to be exucuted.

The marines start shooting!

killerhellhound:(3) You get a bullet in your arm.

birdy51:(6) You try to flinch at the last second but you get a bullet in your eye.

poketwo:(1) ah...do people need lower torso's? I forget.

Arcvasti:(3) Your war llama is hit! It's going down!

Sinvara:(4) You manage to avoid the bullets.

IcyTea31:(5) Despite the fact that your innards are spilling into the snow you pull out a handgun and shoot a marine.

TamerVirus:(6) As your busy swinging your broken spine around you get shot in the hand.

Lyeos:(5) You avoid injury and take down a marine.

Cheer for the marines

(3) It comes into a hacking cough.

Okay,there are 18 marines,kill em all!

Spoiler: Unreasonable stuff (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound:1- to using both arms.

birdy:1- to shooting.

poketwo:2- to moving,3 turns until bleeding out.

IcyTea31:3 turns until bleeding out.

TamerVirus:1- to using weapons.

[Lyeos]

Convince the marines to let me go with a warning.

[poketwo]

USE NANOBOTS TO BECOME CYBORGE

[Arcvasti]

Resurrect it as a zombie cyborg war llama. Continue warpath of destruction.

[IcyTea31]

((Apparently I'm a god now, able to hurt myself. Oh, right. That.))

Use my celestial judge powers to condemn the marines to death, and to absolve myself from death caused by my wounds.

[TamerVirus]

Start punching him in the chest. Rapidly

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