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[IcyTea31]

Perform a scorpion kick, moving to a forward somersault to a punch to the nards. Purely unarmed combat is surprisingly limiting, there's really only the choice whether I want a complex combo of fast attacks or a single heavy one, and whether I want to punch, kick, wrestle or throw. No fireballs, no blink spam, no Gun Fu, no extremely creative ways to hurt through liberal application of time paradoxes...

[killerhellhound]

((A six and I do nothing HAX HAX))

catch the kick and throw Icy Tea off the cliff

[blazing glory]

Perform a scorpion kick, moving to a forward somersault to a punch to the nards.

catch the kick and throw Icy Tea off the cliff

(2)vs(2)  uhhh....one of you sneezes on the other.

anyway I'm really bad at figuring out what a 6 should do in combat,I can't say you punched yourself.

Hound:181

Tea:176

[IcyTea31]

anyway I'm really bad at figuring out what a 6 should do in combat,I can't say you punched yourself.

How about the person putting so much effort in the attack that they strain themselves?

This duel is getting tedious. Pull out a submachinegun and fire a burst into killerhellhound's head. And yes, while I did protest earlier for using things other than fists, I didn't imply it couldn't be done; you cancelled the action yourself.

[aattss]

Drink a magical gender-changing potion

[Arcvasti]

Begin blackmailing other fungi into worshiping me

[birdy51]

Ask Shara why she came back for her 'frog' then.

[killerhellhound]

Disarm Icy Tea then draw a sword and stab him

[blazing glory]

Pull out a submachinegun and fire a burst into killerhellhound's head.

Disarm Icy Tea then draw a sword and stab him

(3)vs(1) IcyTea31 manages to blast off killerhellhound's hand.

I wake up and push both of these nutters off the cliff.

(1) You start having a nightmare! it includes 2 people shooting you in the head and stabbing you with a sword!

We probably both agree that this is taking too long so you lot will start losing health a lot faster.

Hound:126

Tea:176

Ask Shara why she came back for her 'frog' then.

(2) She forgot how pig headed you were.

Drink a magical gender-changing potion

(2) Why would you do that?

Begin blackmailing other fungi into worshiping me

(5) All fungi bow down to your moldy greatness!

[IcyTea31]

Focus to perceive time as slower, leap into the air, avoiding the cliff, all the while going full-auto on killerhellhound.

[aattss]

Start conquering the world.

[Arcvasti]

Use new found godliness to smite heathens

[birdy51]

Laugh at her joke. She is joking. Right?

[blazing glory]

Focus to perceive time as slower, leap into the air, avoiding the cliff, all the while going full-auto on killerhellhound.

(1)vs(3) (Honestly the dice always seems to go bad for you) Times seems to speed up and you end up with a fist in the face.

Hound:126

Tea:139

Start conquering the world.

(6) You conquer the earth and start preparing to launch transports to conquer other planets but IcyTea31's army knock you off the throne (seeing how it wasn't yours to start with)

Use new found godliness to smite heathens

(6) You start smiting flowers but then some humans come along and start killing the fungi.

Laugh at her joke. She is joking. Right?

(4) You laugh at her obvious joke,she might be joking.

[birdy51]

Smile. Of course it was a joke. I rolled a four. Four means good things. Pick her flowers, which are apparently rapidly becoming a rare commodity.