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[Arcvasti]

Flee to somewhere less chaotic and dangerous

((If you don't want chaotic and dangerous then why are you on these forums?))

[[How am I supposed to make things chaotic and dangerous in the first place if they're already chaotic and dangerous?]]

[blazing glory]

Teach magic to the resistance

(6) You teach magic to them,however most of them become necromancers and evil wizards.

BUMBLE THROUGH A NON EXISTENT PLOT!

(3) You bumble into some dinosaurs with laser eyes.

Sigh contently and sit on a park bench.

(2) The bench simply can't take your weight and breaks.

Challenge killerhellhound to a duel.

(3) killerhellhound has to give consent because you rolled a 3.

Add dramatic intense music to the duel.

(1) You provide light upbeat music.

Look for the dragonballs and use them to wish for my wounds to be cured.

(5) Your wounds are cured you also have spare...dragon balls.

Flee to somewhere less chaotic and dangerous

(1) This dystopia clings to you like a curse,for some reason wherever you go it's right behind you.

Now that the cultists are gone, I pull together an angry mob to kill the gangsters.

(2) Everyone calls you nut's and locks their doors.

[Arcvasti]

Sacrifice people to the demon I owe a favour until he gives me stuff

[killerhellhound]

Challenge killerhellhound to a duel. He gets to choose the weapons, arena and time, but I'd like to suggest lightsa-...beamrapiers on a high mountain's summit at dusk.

Because this sounds awesome accept with the stuff that IcyTea suggested if it is a draw challenge to a rock off music fight

[blazing glory]

Challenge killerhellhound to a duel. He gets to choose the weapons, arena and time, but I'd like to suggest lightsa-...beamrapiers on a high mountain's summit at dusk.

if it is a draw challenge to a rock off music fight[/b]

What?

[blazing glory]

Sacrifice people to the demon I owe a favour until he gives me stuff

(3) You manage to get a few people,you sense that it won't be enough to get rid of the favor you owe.

Because this sounds awesome accept with the stuff that IcyTea suggested if it is a draw challenge to a rock off music fight

(3) Your tongue slipped and you accidentedly said you would fight with fist's!

Spoiler: REASONABLE STUFF (click to show/hide)

Nothing really,things are entirely unreasonable.

[Arcvasti]

Since this isn't getting me anywhere, start sacrificing memes and bad jokes to the demon

[aattss]

Eat the spares for good health and/or good fertility.

[killerhellhound]

Dance Fight IcyTea!

[IcyTea31]

Do Capoiera moves at killerhellhound's face, act as if I was just dancing. You can't do a serious fight to this music.

[blazing glory]

Since this isn't getting me anywhere, start sacrificing memes and bad jokes to the demon

(1) It reacts badly to your insulting it,it's now out for your blood.

Eat the spares for good health and/or good fertility.

(2) You vomit them out.

Dance Fight IcyTea!

Do Capoiera moves at killerhellhound's face, act as if I was just dancing. You can't do a serious fight to this music.

(5)vs(2) killerhellhound does a complex dance that ends with punching IcyTea31 in the face.

[Arcvasti]

Sacrifice the demon to itself

[IcyTea31]

SHORYUKEN killerhellhound in the face.

[blazing glory]

SHORYUKEN

What?

[killerhellhound]

MEORYUKEN IcyTea