Take care of my neighbors pets while they go out of town .
(3) You do a shoddy job. Your reputation will probably suffer.
Go to the concert, then invite her to the Paradisio: the best Italian restaurant in Brussels (totally real, and fairly cheap). Order whatever is today's special.
(1) News of an impending nuclear war prompts you to immediately leave the country, not even stopping to go to the concert, or let her know. Your Romantic Involvement Gauge plummets as she is highly disappointed.
Well, this escalated quickly.
Get car, attempt to drive out of town.
It's what happens when you ignore the instructions.
(3) You can only find your trusty bicycle to ride. This area is big on the whole pollution resolution.
Put on a tophat and monocle.
(3) You put on a worn beanie and a pair of pink plastic glasses.
Alright, do the plan that I got from the Howitworks website. The nuclear holocaust one
(2) Uhh... How do you launch nukes again? I think you need a silo or an academy for that, maybe?
Wait for several years for my beard to get huge and sentient so it can break the lock
(2) You can't take it any more, man!
Teach Remuthra of the game that is Fire Emblem. Convince him to check it out in the Forum Ganes and Roleplaying forum.
(4) Remuthra is willing to hear an explanation, but doesn't care enough to actually do research.
Kick a puppy.
(4) You kick a puppy over a fence. You gain three points.
Get in a dance battle with Derm
(1) You have a disturbing lack of moves. Or feet.
I...hmmm....I REALLY wasn't expecting that....
CLEARLY, THE REASONABLE THING TO DO IS TO SNORT IT.
(6) You snort the magical potion and find yourself in the mystical land of magical wonder. You seem to have traded your possessions for several strange marks on a piece of paper. Pick a class, and roll 4d6 six times.
Well... okay then!
>Use my newfound monies to catch an international flight to visit my bro, Darvi!
Make sure to buy plenty of duty-free booze.
(4) You buy a first-class ticket and head out, bringing plenty of vodka with you.
Recieve job training in order to aid my climb in the corporate ladder
(3) You attend classes to learn how to be an accountant. Hopefully you can get a job as one.
ATTACK
Who?
Continue to ignore the increasing amount of burning buildings outside
(5) What burning buildings?
Pump my fist in the air, swear REVENGE, then call the police and inform them of the TV's serial number and other such details.
(1) Oops, looks like they hadn't left yet. Two turns until you bleed out.
>Let's have a nightmare so that the fear makes me wake up.
(5) You having a disturbing dream about men with loud guitars shooting you in the face. You wake up in a cold sweat.
Slice all those who touch my wheel of cheese.
(1) You manage to eviscerate yourself. Your cheese has been stolen. Two turns until you bleed out.
Take a shower
(4) You have a nice hot shower.
Point out that there wer no Mega Man games on the Atari.
Order robot parts, build Proto Man with them.
(6) The GM is so astounded by this fact that he ignores the fact that he knew that was the reason the game was so hard to make progress in. He is so astounded he forgets the rest of your turn.
Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Non-Existent Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Bandaged Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity Romantic Involvement[============]
Leonkr9: Broken Ankle- No Leg-based Actions
poketwo: Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Six-Pack
Yoink: Filthy Luchre[============]
BFEL: On a magical journey.
Killerhellhound: Non-Existent, unable to dance
IcyTea31: unconscious, 2 turns until death
smurfingtonthethird: unconscious, 2 turns to death
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