Go to a scientific council. Intellectually destroy their thesises and reprove string theory.
(1-1) You most unfortunately brought not scientific theories, but poorly worded uneducated religious concepts. Furthermore, your Iraticity prompts you to bring an assault weapon, the ironsight a decorated religious symbol, to the meeting. The scientists are not amused. You are facing Stephen Hawking, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Morgan Freeman, and Bill Nye. What do you do?
Try to elicit pity in my neighbor due to my hand injuries. Ask her to bandage them.
(6) You act in a self-deprecating manner to inspire modesty and pity. She is heavily affected. Your hand is also bandaged now.
get an nuclear warhead
(5) You head over to your local Nuke Depot to buy some WMDs, They seem to be running a three-for-one Home Security special, and you take advantage of it to buy a variety pack of six assorted thernonuclear warheads at a bargian price. The cashier hands you a heavy lead-lined case with a Sam Adams logo on it.
Acquire fiscal power by making well-researched investments in the stock market.
(2) A shady investive advisor convinces you to buy just before the market crashes! You lose heavy amounts of Fiscal Power.
check if it is sprained and if it is call the ambulance
(2) AAAAGHH! Well, it's definitely not sprained now. You misplace your phone.
Spinal_Taper: Irate- -1 to rationality, +1 to destructivity
Dermonster: Pacifism[============]
Sheb: Bandaged Injured Hand- -1 to actions requiring manual dexterity Romantic Involvement[============]
Leonkr9: Broken Ankle- No Leg-based Actions
poketwo: Sam Adams Nuclear Winter Six-Pack