Smootch-fatality!
[6]
FALCONSLAP!
Use own pancreas to make obscure alchemical potion that makes me really lucky. DON'T DRINK THE POTION AFTERWARDS!
[2]
IT DOESN'T WORK
ON THE UPSIDE, YOU DON'T HAVE A PANCREAS
Become the Meta at the time there were 7 AIs.
[4]
YOU ARE SOME CRAZY SPARTAN, COOL BEANS
Shoot EVERYTHING with anti-Terror Star. THE UNIVERSE IS NOW A STAR
[1]
YOU TURN YOURSELF INTO A STAR
WINRAR
I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Anyway, back on topic of the actual game,
Summon the Midgard Serpent, Jormungandr, along with his buddies Nidhogg and Apophis, to devour all that lives!
[5]
GODS COME DOWN, MASSIVE BATTLE, YADAYADAYADA
((GOLD STAR FOR PROGRAMMING. ONLY THING IT NEEDS IS A ROLL AGAIN BUTTON))
Introduce Lassie to Taloniswolf's Pancreas.
Let Biting be involved.
[4]
OMNOMNOM
Use portal to bring something else in, why not the Red Army from that ROLL TO UNION RTD that I did.
((YOU GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA, GOLD STAR FOR YOU
[3]
YOU GET A POTATO
YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZ
Challenge accepted. Willing to put your money where your mouth is?
I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Before I download it: What is it?
[5]
YOU ARE ON DONKEY KONG
THOUGH I AM NOT PAYING ANYONE SHIT
Use my axe guitar to chop Random person
[4]
SUCH CHOP, WOW
GWG HAS AXE GUITAR IN HEAD
Grow extra pancreas's!
I'd like to note I've been the best unwitting ally ever- not only did I bring GWG from the dead, but I've redirected some of the focus on little ol' me.
Damn it.
[6]
YOUR PANCREASES MUTATE AND FORM A RAPIDLY SPREADING PLAGUE
Kill everyone. Immediately. And tell the GM to stop auto-failing all of my rolls.
[6]
EVERYONE IS KILL
INCLUDING YOU
Help 4maskwolf while making the d600 into d1600
[1]
YOU RENEGERATE EVERYONE BY ACCIDENT
I ALSO RECLAIMED MY D6 BECAUSE RETCON
Make all rolls be represented as a meter with the number of filled units the number rolled and the meter size the highest roll number possible.
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I HATE YOU.
BLOW UP THE MOON, ALLOW THE TIDAL FLUCTUATIONS TO FLOOD EVERYTHING
[6]
THE MOON CRASHES INTO EARTH, FORMING A MOLTEN WASTELAND
I think you sorta got it wrong,in surgeon simulator you generally do things in the most hilarious way possible...but that means...I fixed up Taloniswolf's pancreas! noooooooooooooo!
Punch Birdy in the liver.
[4]
LIVERPUNCH
SOMETHING SOMETHING META.
[4]
SOMETHING SOMETHING POTATO
Punch GWG in the pancreas, shoot TalonisWolf in the liver and stab Birdy in the face.
[2]
NO
TIMEOUT CORNER FOR BEING SILLY
GWG HAS TAKEN THE REINS! HE IS NOW THE GM!
GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [
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NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT
TYRANNOSAUR BITES
VARIOUS FACE WOUNDS
GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO
FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)
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NEW UNIVERSE
PANCREAS HEALTH BAR: [
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KNIFE IN PANCREAS
SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)
CHAOS METER
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