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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 200127 times)

Vgray

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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #705 on: March 31, 2014, 10:26:53 pm »

Punch GWG in the liver, shoot TalonisWolf in the face and stab Birdy in the pancreas.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #706 on: March 31, 2014, 11:49:11 pm »

I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Before I download it: What is it?
Probably should have mentioned that. It is a program that randomly chooses 1-6 and gives you the overly simplified result of that roll for an attempt to shoot you in the face. It's more of a practice exercise for me in using random number generation, rather than a fun or useful program.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #707 on: April 01, 2014, 01:44:40 am »

Smootch-fatality!

[6]

FALCONSLAP!

Use own pancreas to make obscure alchemical potion that makes me really lucky. DON'T DRINK THE POTION AFTERWARDS!

[2]

IT DOESN'T WORK

ON THE UPSIDE, YOU DON'T HAVE A PANCREAS

Become the Meta at the time there were 7 AIs.

[4]

YOU ARE SOME CRAZY SPARTAN, COOL BEANS

Shoot EVERYTHING with anti-Terror Star. THE UNIVERSE IS NOW A STAR

[1]

YOU TURN YOURSELF INTO A STAR

WINRAR

I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.

Anyway, back on topic of the actual game,
Summon the Midgard Serpent, Jormungandr, along with his buddies Nidhogg and Apophis, to devour all that lives!

[5]

GODS COME DOWN, MASSIVE BATTLE, YADAYADAYADA

((GOLD STAR FOR PROGRAMMING. ONLY THING IT NEEDS IS A ROLL AGAIN BUTTON))

Introduce Lassie to Taloniswolf's Pancreas.

Let Biting be involved.


[4]

OMNOMNOM

Use portal to bring something else in, why not the Red Army from that ROLL TO UNION RTD that I did.
((YOU GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA, GOLD STAR FOR YOU
[3]

YOU GET A POTATO

YOU TRY RUNNING THIS CRAZY MESS, DON'T GIVE ME NO GEEZ
Challenge accepted. Willing to put your money where your mouth is?

I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Before I download it: What is it?

[5]

YOU ARE ON DONKEY KONG

THOUGH I AM NOT PAYING ANYONE SHIT

Use my axe guitar to chop Random person

[4]

SUCH CHOP, WOW
GWG HAS AXE GUITAR IN HEAD

Grow extra pancreas's!

  I'd like to note I've been the best unwitting ally ever- not only did I bring GWG from the dead, but I've redirected some of the focus on little ol' me.

  Damn it.

[6]

YOUR PANCREASES MUTATE AND FORM A RAPIDLY SPREADING PLAGUE

Kill everyone.  Immediately.  And tell the GM to stop auto-failing all of my rolls.

[6]

EVERYONE IS KILL
INCLUDING YOU

Help 4maskwolf while making the d600 into d1600

[1]

YOU RENEGERATE EVERYONE BY ACCIDENT

I ALSO RECLAIMED MY D6 BECAUSE RETCON

Make all rolls be represented as a meter with the number of filled units the number rolled and the meter size the highest roll number possible.

[||||||]

I HATE YOU.

BLOW UP THE MOON, ALLOW THE TIDAL FLUCTUATIONS TO FLOOD EVERYTHING

[6]

THE MOON CRASHES INTO EARTH, FORMING A MOLTEN WASTELAND

I think you sorta got it wrong,in surgeon simulator you generally do things in the most hilarious way possible...but that means...I fixed up Taloniswolf's pancreas! noooooooooooooo!

Punch Birdy in the liver.

[4]

LIVERPUNCH

SOMETHING SOMETHING META.

[4]

SOMETHING SOMETHING POTATO

Punch GWG in the pancreas, shoot TalonisWolf in the liver and stab Birdy in the face.

[2]

NO
TIMEOUT CORNER FOR BEING SILLY


GWG HAS TAKEN THE REINS! HE IS NOW THE GM!

GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
SCALES ARE COVERED IN BLOOD
FACE EXPLODED
NO LIMBS
ONLY ONE LUNG
BLOATED WITH GRATE MEAT
TYRANNOSAUR BITES
VARIOUS FACE WOUNDS

GWGS ALLIES (SORTA):
Vgray- GHOST
EOTYRANNUS - WORST ALLY EVER
TALONISWOLF - WORST PERSON EVER
SANURE - EMO

FOLLOWING GWGS:
CLONE TROOPERS (SHOOTING FACE)

TALONISWOLF:  PAIN THRESHOLD [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
NEW UNIVERSE
PANCREAS HEALTH BAR: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KNIFE IN PANCREAS

SITES ANNIHILATED:
CUBA
CANADA
NEW CANADA (BY MURRICANS)
MURRICA (BY CANADIANS)
FALLOUT UNIVERSE (BY NEW UNIVERSE REPLACEMENT SCHEME)

CHAOS METER
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TITTYBALLS
« Last Edit: April 01, 2014, 07:58:22 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #708 on: April 01, 2014, 01:53:01 am »

REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES
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GWG RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #709 on: April 01, 2014, 01:53:13 am »

SHOOT UNIVERSE WITH HEALING IMPLOSION. IT IS NOW HEAL.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #710 on: April 01, 2014, 02:33:38 am »

Eat Birdy's liver.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #711 on: April 01, 2014, 03:27:08 am »

REPLACE TALONISWOLF'S INSULIN WITH KNIVES

YOU DIDN'T BOLD IT

[2]

NONE FOR YOU

And now GWG is in charge.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #712 on: April 01, 2014, 03:31:58 am »

GWG's in charge? did I miss something?
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #713 on: April 01, 2014, 04:14:38 am »

Sit out my timeout.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #714 on: April 01, 2014, 04:14:55 am »

Turn slap-fight into elaborate dance, clutch a rose with my teeth!
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #715 on: April 01, 2014, 05:39:21 am »

GWG's in charge? did I miss something?

I'm on, uh, vacation, unless GWG gives up running this mess.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #716 on: April 01, 2014, 06:38:24 am »

Attempt to fly away, thus protecting my liver from ground based enemies.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO STAB TALONISWOLF IN THE PANCREAS
« Reply #717 on: April 01, 2014, 07:37:30 am »

I have just taken up programming, and I decided to make this. I know it's not great, but before you judge it, it's only like the fourth program I've ever made in any programming language ever.
Before I download it: What is it?
Probably should have mentioned that. It is a program that randomly chooses 1-6 and gives you the overly simplified result of that roll for an attempt to shoot you in the face. It's more of a practice exercise for me in using random number generation, rather than a fun or useful program.
I...I guess it could be adapted into a way to teach people how RtD's work...

GWG's in charge? did I miss something?
I'm on, uh, vacation, unless GWG gives up running this mess.
Not happening, little blue guy.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #718 on: April 01, 2014, 07:59:12 am »

Wait, you're giving up already? Or are you not giving up the reins? I'ze confuse.
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Re: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD RUNS: ROLL TO PUNCH BIRDY IN THE LIVER
« Reply #719 on: April 01, 2014, 08:25:00 am »

Nope. Just giving more players a chance to post actions.
I like to wait at least 24 hours between turns for such massive games like this, so that people in all time zones and of all schedules have a chance to post.
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