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WHAT IS THE CHAOS METER AT AGAIN??!?!!?

OVER 9000
- 8 (12.3%)
SOMEWHERE IN THE COSMOS
- 4 (6.2%)
INSIDE GWG, WE MUST BEAT IT OUT OF HIM
- 29 (44.6%)
UNDER THE GM'S CONTROL
- 4 (6.2%)
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
- 20 (30.8%)

Total Members Voted: 63


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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING: UNIVERSE RESET FOR LIKE THE SEVENTH TIME NOW  (Read 201278 times)

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2014, 12:46:32 am »

FINISH HIM
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mastahcheese

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2014, 12:47:52 am »

COMPLIMENT MASTAHCHEESE FOR SUCH GAME VERY GOOD WOW BLAST GWG WITH HOSE AGAIN
[5] YOU BLAST THE GWG AGAIN
HE IS GETTING RATHER TIRED OF THIS
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

Enter guitar solo for critical strum velocity! Timespace breach is imminent!
[2] THE POWER IS TOO MUCH
THE RIFF IS DETENSIFYING

Bite him in the eye.
[3] IT IS RATHER HARD TO DO THAT, SEEING AS HOW THAT IS INSIDE HIS SKULL AND EVERYTHING

SHOOT THE GWG!
[4] YOU SHOOT THE GWG IN THE FACE
HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

Eat a sandwich. On the Moon.
[2] YOU ARE ON THE MOON
THERE IS NO AIR
YOU SUFFOCATE

FINISH HIM
[1] HE FINISHES YOU
FOR DINNER


GWG: PAIN THRESHOLD [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
SMASHED INTO GROUND
SCALES SHINING WITH BLOOD

GWG ALLIES:
NERJIN
OREOSOME (RELUCTANTLY) - GHOST
ANSONTAN2000 (MEAT SHIELD)

FOLLOWING GWG:
REMUTHRA - ON GWG'S BACK - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
KILLERHELLHOUND - RIFFING LEVEL [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
PUFFERFISH - FIRE HOSE PROPULSION

SITES ANNIHILATED:
TOKYO
SIBERIA
MONGOLIA
MIDDLE EAST
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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BFEL

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2014, 12:49:05 am »

Stop suffocating and eat that sandwich!
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Projeck37

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2014, 12:49:25 am »

SHOOT THE GWG WITH THE DEATHSTAR.
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Tiruin

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2014, 12:52:38 am »

Punch GWG. :I
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2014, 12:54:00 am »

EQUIP IRONMAN SUIT IN EPIC MONTAGE SEQUENCE

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #81 on: March 23, 2014, 12:56:34 am »

Assimilate self into GWG, take direct control
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IcyTea31

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #82 on: March 23, 2014, 01:10:19 am »

Appear in a puff of smoke, wisecrack with poor lip-syncing, air-kick physics in the face, then GWG. EDIT: Also, obtain 'Wuxia meter' to show off my awesomeness.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2014, 02:08:58 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2014, 01:37:24 am »

Bite him in the gallbladder.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2014, 01:58:30 am »

FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM
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Tiruin

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2014, 02:02:52 am »

FORCE GWG TO RESTART THE ART OF MINIMALISM
Edit action: SHOOT FURTUKA IN THE FACE.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2014, 02:06:19 am »

Punch GWG. :I

We have our first convert, folks.

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2014, 02:10:05 am »

Shoot GWG in the face. With Morphine. Hell, shoot everyone up with morphine. Fun times all around.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2014, 02:19:06 am »

Ponder the meaning of life.
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Re: ROLL TO SHOOT GREATWYRMGOLD IN THE FACE
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2014, 02:27:07 am »

BOARD THE MASTERFUL MASTAHCHEESE MECHA. ENGAGE IN BATTLE OF STRANTH WITH THE GOLDEN WYRM. NYAAAAHHHHHHH
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