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[mastahcheese]

Seriously, does everyone want to shoot me in the face?

I will make a "Roll to shoot GWG in the face", and it will be the most popular game on this forum, if I have too to prove it to you.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Then do it.

[mastahcheese]

Then do it.

Your wish is my rifle.

[Parsely]

Okay here's the opening tu-OH GODS WHAT HAVE I DONE. I HIT CTRL-R. NOOOOOOOOO _{gimme a sec}

[OREOSOME]

PTW.

[Parsely]

Zeon Strike Force, Somewhere near the Moon...

: This is Lieutenant Ral to all members of the Mobile Strike Team, mission commence. Everybody listen up.

: Element 1, your objective is to destroy all Federation forces located in the area surrounding Side 4. I will be leading Element 2 in a similar operation against the nearby Side 1.

: Damage to the colony is of no concern. Use any means necessary to defeat the Federation forces.

: I'm counting on you three. Now move out!


Lagrange 5, within visual range of Side 4
The trio of Zeon Zakus silently pulse their maneuvering jets as they glide through the vacuum towards the colony known as Side 4. The exterior is a dull shade of grey, and the lush, strikingly brilliant countryside visible through the transparent portions of the cylinder provide a stark, almost depressing contrast to this. The pilots, their backpacks low on fuel, spot a Federation cruiser drifting in dutiful orbit around the peaceful looking colony, and slowly begin to make their way into weapons range before the ship can notice them..

Inside the Salamis
Meanwhile, three other Mobile Suit pilots, just as fresh but in Federation uniforms, are having a light breakfast together. The peacetime mess is practically deserted, and the young pilots are enjoying the relaxation before a practice flight that was scheduled for this morning. Captain Reed insisted that they get familiar with their new machines as soon as possible, and they eagerly awaited the chance to prove themselves. Unbeknownst to them, that chance was going to come much sooner than they or anyone else had expected..


ZEON

Spoiler: darkpaladin109 - Franz Karel (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def2 Mov1/2

Equipped: M-120A1 120mm Machine Gun [Hit3 Dmg1 Amm10]

Inventory: H&L-SB25K A-P 280mm Bazooka [Hit1 Dmg5 Amm1 (long reload)]
Heat Hawk Type5 [Hit5 Dmg3 (no reload) (melee)]

Secondary Systems: 3-tube Missile Pod [Hit1 Dmg4 Amm6/6 Mov2 (built-in)]
BR-01s Roundmover Backpack [+2 Mov _{due to heavy trait, actually only +1}  Fuel3/3 (heavy)

Spoiler: Furtuka - John Dehek (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def2 Mov1/2

Equipped: M-120A1 120mm Machine Gun [Hit3 Dmg1 Amm10]

Inventory: H&L-SB25K A-P 280mm Bazooka [Hit1 Dmg5 Amm1 (long reload)]
Heat Hawk Type5 [Hit5 Dmg3 (no reload) (melee)]

Secondary Systems: 3-tube Missile Pod [Hit1 Dmg4 Amm6/6 Mov2 (built-in)]
BR-01s Roundmover Backpack [+2 Mov _{due to heavy trait, actually only +1}  Fuel3/3 (heavy)

Spoiler: GreatWyrmGold - Carl Anderson (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def2 Mov1/2

Equipped: M-120A1 120mm Machine Gun [Hit3 Dmg1 Amm10]

Inventory: H&L-SB25K A-P 280mm Bazooka [Hit1 Dmg5 Amm1 (long reload)]
Heat Hawk Type5 [Hit5 Dmg3 (no reload) (melee)]

Secondary Systems: 3-tube Missile Pod [Hit1 Dmg4 Amm6/6 Mov2 (built-in)]
BR-01s Roundmover Backpack [+2 Mov _{due to heavy trait, actually only +1}  Fuel3/3 (heavy)

FEDERATION

Spoiler: The Salamis - Federation Cruiser (click to show/hide)

Stats Def4 Mov1

Weapons
6 x Single Barrel Beam Turrets [Hit1 Dmg3]
6 x 2-Barrel Machine Gun Turrets [Hit1 Dmg1 (point defense)]
2 x 6-Tube Missile Launcher [Hit1 Dmg4]

Spoiler: Pufferfish - Jackson (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def1 Mov2/3

Equipped: BR-M-79C-1 Beam Rifle [Hit2 Dmg2 Amm5/5]

Inventory: THI BSjG01 Beam Saber [Hit5 Dmg5 Amm2/2 (melee) (disposable)]
FADEGEL RGM-M-Sh-003 Shield [Def2 (shield)]

Secondary Systems: 60mm Vulcan Gun [Hit4 Dmg1 Amm4/4 (built-in) (point defense)]

Spoiler: USEC_OFFICER - Harry (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def1 Mov2/3

Equipped: BR-M-79C-1 Beam Rifle [Hit2 Dmg2 Amm5/5]

Inventory: THI BSjG01 Beam Saber [Hit5 Dmg5 Amm2/2 (melee) (disposable)]
FADEGEL RGM-M-Sh-003 Shield [Def2 (shield)]

Secondary Systems: 60mm Vulcan Gun [Hit4 Dmg1 Amm4/4 (built-in) (point defense)][/

Spoiler: mastahcheese - Cromwell (click to show/hide)

Stats: Def1 Mov2/3

Equipped: BR-M-79C-1 Beam Rifle [Hit2 Dmg2 Amm5/5]

Inventory: THI BSjG01 Beam Saber [Hit5 Dmg5 Amm2/2 (melee) (disposable)]
FADEGEL RGM-M-Sh-003 Shield [Def2 (shield)]

Secondary Systems: 60mm Vulcan Gun [Hit4 Dmg1 Amm4/4 (built-in) (point defense)][/

[mastahcheese]

((Are we wearing our suits already?))

If not, equip suit

[Parsely]

((Are we wearing our suits already?))

You're all in your flight suits with your helmets off. This is RP time while the Zakus plan their ambush on the cruiser.

[Gentlefish]

Jackson finishes his eggs greedily.

"Any of you guys want to go spec out our new suits? I want to smell that new mobile suit smell."

[mastahcheese]

"Are you saying that you actually enjoy the death-fumes from these? I'm surprised they haven't weaponized it by now."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Are you saying that you actually enjoy the death-fumes from these? I'm surprised they haven't weaponized it by now."

"Nonsense! There's nothing better than getting into a new vehicle and enjoying that heady smell of hydrocarbons and noxious gases."

Yeah, seriously, USEC is awesome, he's the first person to make a competitive game that utilized multiple threads (that I know of). _{I'm sad that died}

I'm sad that died too. I blame the scouting rules that were a pain in the ass.

...

Now I kinda want to reboot it, as a kind of RPG-lite tactic game, where you travel around, perform diplomacy, manage/upgrade your ships, and fight lots and lots of battles.

Our beam-swords will pierce the heavens! our enemies!

Indeed! Huzzah!

No, I'm insinuating that your statement is...well...it makes me wonder what you think of me.

Seriously, does everyone want to shoot me in the face?

Let me put it this way: You aren't a bad guy and I wouldn't mind having you as friend, but you argue a lot about everything so shooting you in the face will be oddly cathartic.

[Spinal_Taper]

Can I just reinforce whomever needs it first? If not, I'll just go Federation.
Feds:
Name: Samuel Anderson

Zeons:
Name: Wilhelm von Strudle Booty (He's sore about the name, so it can be changed.)

[mastahcheese]

"Are you saying that you actually enjoy the death-fumes from these? I'm surprised they haven't weaponized it by now."

"Nonsense! There's nothing better than getting into a new vehicle and enjoying that heady smell of hydrocarbons and noxious gases."

"If I wanted that, I'd go light up a pack of cigarettes."

Yeah, seriously, USEC is awesome, he's the first person to make a competitive game that utilized multiple threads (that I know of). _{I'm sad that died}

I'm sad that died too. I blame the scouting rules that were a pain in the ass.
Now I kinda want to reboot it, as a kind of RPG-lite tactic game, where you travel around, perform diplomacy, manage/upgrade your ships, and fight lots and lots of battles.

DO EET

[USEC_OFFICER]

"If I wanted that, I'd go light up a pack of cigarettes."

Harry shakes his head, "As would I."

DO EET

I figured that would be your reaction.

I'll get working on it then.

[Gentlefish]

"Ah, you guys are no fun. I guess I'll see you all later, then!"

Jackson puts his plates away and goes to visit his mecha.