"Do you know the Classpects of any of my other friends?"
"I know some of them, but it won't really accomplish much for you to learn them right now, seeing as how you will find out later along the timestream, no need to make deviant timelines."
"Aww."
Kira then checks Hammond and proceeds to have several conversations we have already read:
12:31pm===JeTh> *she squirms around and flails a bit as she is held* Some weird stuff is going on around here, anything going strange going on over there?
12:37pm===JeTh> Hello?
12:42pm===CaHa> Yes, some rather peculiar noises could be heard downstairs earlier and I am currently standing in the doorway to the roof, time appears to have stopped.
~12:33pm===TeMe has Created a Group>>
Group Name Set to "SHIT!"
12:33pm===TeMe> i dont have long, I think space and time are breaking, i stepped outside and everything has gone to shit over here, nobody leave their houses, i dont think it is possible to get back in, i think i am phasing between reali <Autosave Draft Posted, Connection to Client Lost>
12:34pm===JeTh>You there Temp? I will follow your advice, weird stuff happening here.
12:35pm===HaFu>5h17 g1rl w3 w1ll 7ry 70 937 y0u 0u7 0f 7h3r3.
12:36pm===WoAr>My bloody chat program is stuck on white and I just boarded my windows up, there are these weird things running around out there and it just looks off.
12:44===CaHa>Temp, regale us your status when able, Wolf hope you survive over there and fix your text color, Jewel, be careful, Hacker let us know information as you uncover it, Turban and Knight, you there?
And:
Chatlog:
Group "SHIT!"
12:46pm===HaFu> w1ll d0, 4l50 wh3r3 15 Kn19h7?
12:46pm===JeTh> Idk where Knight is, I know I talked to Turban earlier today though.
12:46pm===WoAr> I Haven't seen Knightly since yesterday night, he went afk to check on a noise and never came back. I did talk to Turban though.
12:46pm===JeTh> Oh.. I hope he isn't dead.
12:46pm===HaFu> H3 63773r n07 63 d34d h3 0w35 m3 m0n3y.
12:47pm===JeTh> You and I both know that you are worried about him and not the money
12:47pm===WoAr> Back, I just set up a camera, to record the crawlers outside. Those things are just crawling around screeching. Rather bloody creepy mind you, reminds me a bit of the Grudge mixed with The Thing and nothing seems stable.
12:47pm===HaFu> P1c7ur35 wh3n 46l3.
12:47pm===HaFu>1 w4nn4 m4k3 4 l09.
12:47pm===JeTh> I'll send you a few clips of the Distortion by my house, light seems to be inversed outside, it gets darker the further up in the sky you look.
12:47pm===WoAr> What's your Distortion Hacker?
12:49pm===HaFu> 64ck, 0n3 0f 7h3m 907 1n51d3.
12:49pm===HaFu> My D1570r710n5 4pp34r 2 63 60dy h0rr0r5
12:50pm===HaFu> 5p3c1f1c4lly 73n74cl3d 0n35.
12:50pm===HaFu> 4l50 50l1d5 4pp34r 70 63 l1qu1d5 0u7 7h3r3 n0w.
12:50pm===KnWa> HELLO!
12:50pm===KnWa> I have SURVIVED!
12:51pm===KnWa> WEIRD SHIT is HAPPENING!
12:51pm===KnWa> DID ANYBODY else NOTICE THIS?
12:51pm===JeTh> KNIGHT! *tackles Knight*
12:51pm===HaFu> 571ll 4l1v3? Y4y!
12:51pm===WoAr> Ello Knightly, you getting the same weird shit we are?
12:52pm===KnWa> YES! YES i AM. SHIT BE floating OUTSIDE AND these WINGED MONSTROSITIES are EVERYWHERE OUT THERE!
12:52pm===CaHa> I have discovered something most troubling.
12:52pm===JeTh> What?
12:52pm===HaFu>?
12:52pm===KnWa> WHAT MY good SIR?
12:53pm===CaHa> I have discovered that outside of my apartment complex, the concept of a temporal reality has been suspended.
12:53pm===KnWa> ENGLISH MAN!
12:53pm===WoAr> He said that time stopped outside his apartment complex
12:53pm===HaFu> H4v3 y0u n071c3d 4ny 57r4n93 cr347ur35?
12:53pm===KnWa> THANK YOU for THE CLARIFICATION WOLF.
12:54pm===CaHa> No, I have not, however earlier I heard a peculiar screeching noise, gunshots, and screaming.
12:54pm===HaFu> 53 c4r3ful 0v3r 7h3r3.
12:55pm===HaFu> 3v3ry0n3 63 c4r3ful.
12:55pm===HaFu> 574nd1n9 0rd3r5 4r3 53cur3 d0m1c1l3 4nd d0n'7 d13.
CaHa to TuLo at 12:55pm>>
12:55pm===CaHa> Turban, are you well?
12:57pm===CaHa> Turban, when you are the recipient of this, please reply.
And:
Chat Log:
Group "SHIT!"
not much time
or maybe too much time
space has left the plane
i will be leaving soon too
beware the conforming minds
dont get pulled in
i have seen infinity
not all is as it seems
the mind rules this plane
hold your minds to your bodies for 10 more hours
I must go now
Program Text Abnormality
Error Report Timestamp: 9:06am daymonthyear unknown
error type
unknown
cause
unknown
repeatability
unknown
diagnostics
unable to detect selfcure problem
timestamp abnormality detected
sending error report
error sending failed
please advise
It is now 1:21pm.
It looks like Ivan wants to rant about nonsense soon.
Any other questions for Lune and Ivan?