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[mastahcheese]

Now to just post the flavor for that game... T_T;

Do you have it written, and you just haven't put it in?
You know there's no reason for you to be worried about it, or anything like that, you really do have awesome writing, Tiru.

Both. :x
*hides*

*Pulls Tiruin back out*
Tiru, one of the main reasons you ran that game was to practice your writing skills.
If you really want to know what people think, and to give you constructive criticism, then you actually have to put it out there for people to read it.
Please?

[notquitethere]

It went something slightly like this:

NQT Here, have all my useless RVS questions
Captain Ford Cheers NQT, let's lynch Scientist, he doesn't seem very good at this.
Scientist I'm going to be lynched any minute but I'm definitely not going to use my vote to save myself, no siree
NQT Ah hah! Only town would be this idiotic! He can't be receiving scum advice! Logic tells me to tie the vote!
Captain Ford Nah, let's kill Scientist
Scientist was Town
NQT Oh man I'm so good at this, I'm like a super detective.  Investigate Ford
NQT has been night killed.

Ford was town as well, and that was the first of at least 13 consecutive losses.

[Solymr]

My first game was GBU. That is all.

...

It went like this:
Me: IG is scum!
*scum IG dies D1*
Me: wow I may be good at this.
*everyone dies*
Me: fken wolf you bussed IG
Wolf: lawls

[4maskwolf]

Now to just post the flavor for that game... T_T;

Do you have it written, and you just haven't put it in?
You know there's no reason for you to be worried about it, or anything like that, you really do have awesome writing, Tiru.

Both. :x
*hides*

*removes Tiriun's hiding spot*
You don't HAVE to post it, Tiruin, but I loved the flavor.  The flavor is one of the only reasons I bothered to watch the rest of the game, because I had died of my own stupidity, but the flavor was great.  If you want to see horrible flavor, look no further than a 4maskwolf game you are in right now.

[Tack]

If you want to see horrible flavor

"Rite u cumts I ort 2 rek u cheeky bggrs." Sed the mans.
Him wuz pisd cuz bichez tryin 2 kill cumfts.
Find dem n evfy1 go home, or if tey win u get kikced in the hed.
Crikey.

Now nobody can literally in good conscience disparage their own writing skills.
Because real people write like this, not even as satire.

[Tiruin]

I am motivated now.

[birdy51]

My first game went something this.

Bird: RangerCado! You're scum!

RC:No I'm not!

*Tunnel Vision Activate*

RC: I'm the Cop!

Bird: Well crap.

Birdy51 (Townie) has been killed in the night!

[Jack A T]

Now that I have internet access again, I can post here.
My first forum mafia experience (Supernatural 3) isn't all that funny (mostly just me playing based on what I'd learned from EpicMafia, and failing completely as a result).

More amusing is Kingmaker 4.  I won't summarize the whole game, just the start of day 1.

Day 1 starts. NativeForeigner is king.
SaintDraze: BACON
SaintDraze: BACON
SaintDraze: BACON
Jim: What.
Supercharazad: Who is scum Jim?  Who is kingmaker Jim?  Why are you not posting Pandar?
Jim: ...the game just started.
Supercharazad (3 hours into the game): JIM IS SCUM!  ALSO JOKER JAKE (sic) AND PAND ARE LURKING
SaintDraze: HEY JOE (sic).
Supercharazad (3 and a half hours into the game): Jim's scum, Joker's lurking, Jake's (sic) lurking, Pand's lurking.  Oh, and SaintDraze is scum too.
Supercharazad (4 hours): LURKERS
Pandarsenic:

PEOPLE
SLEEP
YOU
CUNT

Jokerman:

Holy goddam tits. I'm missing an Economics lecture for this?

Supercharazad: SEE JIM AND JOKER ARE SCUMS.  Also, Jake (sic) and Leaf are lurking!
Pandarsenic: ...what.
Supercharazad: LURKERS
NativeForeigner: Does anyone have anything whatsoever against a Supercharazad lynch?
Supercharazad: I'm the Kingmaker.
Painiac: What.
Native: What.
Jim: What.
Pandar: What.
Leafsnail: Fuck.
Painiac: JACK IS LURKING
Jack: Alright, school's over for the day, I'm finally home...what the fuck.
SaintDraze: HEY JACK SUMMARIZE THE GAME
Jack: This is stupid.
SaintDraze: LOOK AT MY FACES

The game goes on like this.  Day 1 is worth reading for a laugh.

[Tiruin]

Ahh Kingmaker 4...The last Kingmaker prior to Iron Diadem.

[Solymr]

I'm reading that thread and laughing like an idiot. It's comedy gold.

[Toaster]

Oh yeah.  That Game.

You forgot Jim in dead chat:

WHAT THE FUCK, SUPERCHARAZAD.

YOU'VE BEEN PICKING KINGS AT RANDOM.

AND YOU HAVEN'T READ THE GAME.

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT KINGMAKER.

and

I'm going to avoid talking about this game before I start swearing up a motherfucking goddamn storm.

I must say that's the only game I've seen when some players request that other active players get replaced.

[ToonyMan]

Wow these are hilarious.  I should write one up tonight.

[Jack A T]

Ahh Kingmaker 4...The last Kingmaker prior to Iron Diadem.

Kingmaker 4: the best Kingmaker of them all.

Also included:
*Painiac completely breaking down.
*NativeForeigner ragelynching Leafsnail.
*Jim being accidentally called a newbie.
*Jim being posthumously accused of parroting a newbie.
*SaintDraze and I snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
*The discovery of systemic issues in plain Kingmaker.

[Tiruin]

You forgot Pandarsenic's King-sentence and Darvi's masquerade. 

[Toaster]

*Jim being accidentally called a newbie.

So that's what game that was!  I'd been looking for that.