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Author Topic: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 4: Korean Invasion  (Read 26145 times)

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #225 on: March 08, 2014, 02:23:16 pm »

CANADA

Internal affairs.

Begin putting plans in action.
Tighten the requirments for citizenship slightly.
Also raise the minimum wage by one cent.


External affairs.
Begin offering relief to the US.
Offer relief to Australia.
Set up plans to exile Justin Beiber to the northern most teritory should the US deport him.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #226 on: March 08, 2014, 02:24:23 pm »

Lux.

Increase construction of apartment complexes and start passing reforms to facilitate the immigrations of foreign specialists.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #227 on: March 08, 2014, 06:37:11 pm »

Oh shit is going down.

Decry the Americans. OVER AND FUCKING OVER.

Devote all resources to aiding survivors of the Sydney Atrocity.

Peter Jack. Do whatever we gotta do to extract that guy and bring him home as a hero. Attack the ship he is on if necessary.

Offer the most sincere thanks and eternal friendship to all those who aid us, BUT ONLY AFTER THEY AID US. DON'T BEG OR ASK FOR AID.

Invite in China and Russia and bring the meeting on how to deal with America to order. Demand retribution for the deaths AND the fact that quite of a lot of land in the Outback is now an irradiated hell.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #228 on: March 08, 2014, 06:59:58 pm »

CANADA

Internal affairs.

Begin putting plans in action.
Tighten the requirments for citizenship slightly.
Also raise the minimum wage by one cent.


External affairs.
Begin offering relief to the US.
Offer relief to Australia.
Set up plans to exile Justin Beiber to the northern most teritory should the US deport him.

Mexico sends an envoy containing the complete blueprints of the Avro Arrow :D
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #229 on: March 08, 2014, 09:27:46 pm »

Israel:
Have my diplomats continue to attempt to meet with the new leader of Iran. They attempt to point out that being seen aiding a former enemy would be good for the lifting of sanctions.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: a WW3 simulator (or not)
« Reply #230 on: March 08, 2014, 11:32:25 pm »

New Zealand's turn:

Foreign Affairs:
Denounce the nuking of Sydney, even though relations with Australia haven't been the best recently. Throw in words to the effect of "New Zealand strongly condemns the actions of the USA" and "frowns upon the unprovoked usage of nuclear weapons".

Internal Affairs:
Observe a minute of silence in Parliament "for the deaths from the unprovoked nuking of our trans-Tasman cousins".
Tone down calls to annex Tasmania.

Intrigue:
Send an envoy to sound out the moral leanings of the potential new government of the USA.
Also send an unofficial observer to the Pacific Union meeting to observe their future goals.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #231 on: March 09, 2014, 03:35:50 am »

The Long-Awaited Turn of Umbuso weSwatini.

Internal Affairs:
  • Try lowering taxes a smidgen on larger businesses, like the textile and sugar industries, and attempt to otherwise mildly encourage foreign investment.
  • Check how our budget's doing.
  • Start up a far-reaching informative campaign on HIV. Who knows, it might help!
  • Gather up all available information about minerals in Swaziland - do some geological surveys to confirm data.
  • Fund a series of documentaries about Swazi life. Maybe we can raise some awareness about the region, eh?

Foreign Affairs:
  • Send whatever relief packages we can afford to Australia and the US! I'm talking Swazi-made blankets, clothes, that sort of thing. Maybe stuff that'll help against the fallout if we have any, which is doubtful. It'll probably be a token gesture, but it's the gesture that's important! It's also hilarious, but don't mention that. If asked, say that it is the responsibility of all civilized countries to provide aid to the suffering in times of great need.
  • Send an envoy to chill with our peeps at Mozambique. See what they've been up to. We used to be pretty good friends, you know. Maybe negotiate some trade agreements or talk about the economic future of our neighborhood or something.
  • Do that whole envoy thing with South Africa as well.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #232 on: March 09, 2014, 04:19:56 am »

`moved

« Last Edit: March 09, 2014, 04:07:07 pm by sackhead »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #233 on: March 09, 2014, 05:18:56 am »

Poland
Foreign
Call an emergency NATO meeting and make the following proposals:
  • Eject the USA from NATO
  • Invite Australia, South Korea, and Japan to NATO
  • Request control of all nuclear weapons located in Poland
Offer humanitarian aid to Australia
In light of recent events, remind Lithuania that the offer for union is still open
Domestic
Start to expand and upgrade the airforce.

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2014, 04:26:34 pm by fivex »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #234 on: March 09, 2014, 05:24:52 am »

Australia

Reformed Minister for skullfucking the hell out of those filthy New Zealanders Murricans (the sign on the office has been updated with a tin of paint)

External affairs
Yell at bad murricans
Say sorry to Kiwis with delightful muffin baskets, patch shit up
Say sorry to North Koreans for laughing at them for like forever
Suggest name of NATO to be changed to "Every First World Country that is not the U.S."

Internal affairs
Help with aid stuff
Get Peter Jack bad ass movie deals for duh propaganda
Expand the military
Get Australia as independent resource-wise as possible
« Last Edit: March 09, 2014, 05:30:40 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #235 on: March 09, 2014, 07:27:28 am »

DPRK

External affairs
Denounce the US' nuking of Australia
Declare the US unfit to participate in the UN or any other international organisation
Push for the removal of the US from the UN
Accuse South Korea of aiding in the nuclear destruction of Sydney
Push for the removal of South Korea from the UN
Show evidence that South Korea aided in the nuclear destruction of Sydney

Internal affairs
Continue work on nuclear program for both war and production/energy
Increase military 'defence' budget
Use the US' nuking of Australia to show how evil the US is

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« Last Edit: March 11, 2014, 02:44:52 pm by Erils »
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #236 on: March 09, 2014, 07:41:28 am »

Australia

Reformed Minister for skullfucking the hell out of those filthy New Zealanders Murricans (the sign on the office has been updated with a tin of paint)

External affairs
Yell at bad murricans
Say sorry to Kiwis with delightful muffin baskets, patch shit up
Say sorry to North Koreans for laughing at them for like forever
Suggest name of NATO to be changed to "Every First World Country that is not the U.S."

Internal affairs
Help with aid stuff
Get Peter Jack bad ass movie deals for duh propaganda
Expand the military
Get Australia as independent resource-wise as possible
Veto the External Affairs stuff, also the Peter Jack thing. Let's stay cool, calm and classy.

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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #237 on: March 09, 2014, 11:33:29 am »

Germany

Foreign Affairs/Diplomacy
  • Negotiate with Poland for military access through their country to the Ukraine - Germany wants to support the Ukrainians as well.
  • Pressure the UN to support the Ukrainian resistance, and to threaten Russia with war if they do not remove their troops.
  • Make the New Way deal with Poland - connect our rail systems to easily transport troops from Germany to the Frontlines.

Internal Production

  • Continue building the defensive fortifications on the Polish border.
    Increase the production of tanks and armaments in junction with the military spending.
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #238 on: March 09, 2014, 11:48:11 am »

If it's not to late to join, can I take orange India?
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Re: Let's Argue to Death!: Turn 2 is a go!
« Reply #239 on: March 09, 2014, 11:49:13 am »

India is taken already.
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