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[birdy51]

No! We must apologize profusely! This is our love interest we are talking about here! We can't just abandon her!

Rescale the trellis and apologize you ingrate! Stealing trinkets is not how you woo women!

[WhitiusOpus]

break into the house and kidnap the girl and brutally murder her parents save her from the Zambies!

[Epichighfive321]

No! We must apologize profusely! This is our love interest we are talking about here! We can't just abandon her!

Rescale the trellis and apologize you ingrate! Stealing trinkets is not how you woo women!

Haven't you seen fifty first dates! We don't have time for that, there are more fish in the now zombie infested sea.

[birdy51]

No! We must apologize profusely! This is our love interest we are talking about here! We can't just abandon her!

Rescale the trellis and apologize you ingrate! Stealing trinkets is not how you woo women!

Haven't you seen fifty first dates! We don't have time for that, there are more fish in the now zombie infested sea.

We can do much more than just fifty! Haven't you read One-Thousand and One Nights? A good woman that you don't want to kill hard to come by in this day in age!

[Epichighfive321]

She won't even remember that there are zombies after the first thirty years. We'll have to wake up before her everyday to make sure that she doesn't wander outside and get eaten. More trouble than it's worth.

[Detoxicated]

Well, better go to the local supermall. Spend some time at the food court

[Epichighfive321]

Well, better go to the local supermall. Spend some time at the food court

Wait, have we even confirmed that there are zombies yet?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Not yet, but it's kinda obvious.

[Epichighfive321]

Couldn't it just be a regular disease like in contagion?

[My Name is Immaterial]

"There's some sort of plague going around, a infection, a very terrible disease. There are people killing people all over the world. Asia has gone completely dark. And it's now in Florida, and still spreading"

[WhitiusOpus]

break into the house and kidnap the girl and brutally murder her parents save her from the Zambies!

[Epichighfive321]

"There's some sort of plague going around, a infection, a very terrible disease. There are people killing people all over the world. Asia has gone completely dark. And it's now in Florida, and still spreading"

Fine, I still say we leave the girl

[My Name is Immaterial]

"There's some sort of plague going around, a infection, a very terrible disease. There are people killing people all over the world. Asia has gone completely dark. And it's now in Florida, and still spreading"

Fine, I still say we leave the girl

But then she'll be turned and it'll be super depressing for us!

[Epichighfive321]

Will the zombie have short term memory loss?

[birdy51]

Where is your honor and chivalry my child? A damsel is in distress!