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Author Topic: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Lions, tigers and bears oh my)  (Read 2371 times)

Icefire2314

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Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Lions, tigers and bears oh my)
« on: February 28, 2014, 03:07:22 pm »

(Due to my apparent lack of keeping games with real systems and such going, I'm just going to create a simple little suggestion game. Most turns will be operated by myself, not a dice roll. I will keep this going so long as my interest keeps up, and activity remains decent. All players will suggest actions for one character. I will do all feasible actions for the character, in the event that there is a disagreement amongst the players, whichever side -yes or no- receives more votes will be the action taken.)

You suddenly are aware. You find yourself sitting in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by tall, red trees with white leaves. You do not remember anything, where you came from, who you are, what you are, or what you should be doing.

Speaking of which...

What should you do?
« Last Edit: March 12, 2014, 07:57:15 pm by Icefire2314 »
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Where are we?)
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2014, 03:53:12 pm »

Go now. Sleep. Dream. Enter The Collective Unconscious.

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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Where are we?)
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2014, 04:04:06 pm »

Check pockets!Check for pockets. If found, check contents of pockets.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Where are we?)
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 02:30:14 pm »

Check pockets!Check for pockets. If found, check contents of pockets.

Searching...
Searching...
You are currently nude. You do have a flab of skin that could serve as a pocket though.

Go now. Sleep. Dream. Enter The Collective Unconscious.

You take a nap.
You are harrassed by strange beings assuring you of your Assimilation.
You decide never to sleep again.



You continue pondering your state of existence. The sun is currently high in the sky, and it is already chilly, and being nude doesn't help. Finding shelter would be a good idea, lest you freeze to death.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Being nude is chilly)
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2014, 02:52:32 pm »

Check contents of flab.

Search for some kind of cave. Or grotto. Or strip club.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Being nude is chilly)
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2014, 03:20:35 pm »

Materialize pimp cane, pimp hat and pimp cloak out of thin air.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Being nude is chilly)
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2014, 03:51:53 pm »

Check contents of flab.

Search for some kind of cave. Or grotto. Or strip club.

You pull away your pocket of flab and check inside, and after intense searching produce a ball of lint, some bad quality string and... is that a rat?

You begin searching for a cave, or grotto, or strip club of some kind, with visions of grandeur in your head, and eventually succeed in finding a small hole in the dirt under a tree.

Materialize pimp cane, pimp hat and pimp cloak out of thin air.

You concentrate very hard, but despite your efforts to produce pimp gear, you only produce flatulence.




Name: ????
Inventory:
-A ball of lint
-Low quality string
-Unidentified creature
Holdings:
-Small dirt hole
Knowledge:
-Nothing
Time of Day:
-Sun is currently beginning its descent
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Being nude is chilly)
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2014, 03:56:08 pm »

Cast Identify on creature. If unable, try to at least determine if it's edible.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Being nude is chilly)
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2014, 05:21:03 pm »

Look for materials for starting a sacrificial bunny rat-thing fire.

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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Sacrificial rat offerings included)
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2014, 04:03:27 pm »

Cast Identify on creature. If unable, try to at least determine if it's edible.

You cast Identify on the creature! Or at least, you try to. If anyone was around to witness, it would look like some strange voodoo ritual with you dancing around a rotting organism, hooting and shaking your fists.
Well then.
You try to determine if it's edible. After the first nibble you are violently ill, and decide not to try again.

Look for materials for starting a sacrificial bunny rat-thing fire.

You decide suddenly that you are here and alive as a result of divine providence, so you decide to honor your divine with a sacrificial offering of rotting rat/bunny/thing. You wonder however, how to sacrifice it.

Name: ???
Deity: ???
Inventory:
-A ball of lint
-Low quality string
-Unidentified creature, rotting
Holdings:
-Small dirt hole
Knowledge:
-Nothing
Time of Day:
-Sun is currently beginning its descent

Thoughts:
It's going to be cold soon, I may freeze to death. It's already chilly.
How can I sacrifice this... thing to the divine?
Who am I, and what is the divine?
Are there others or am I alone?
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Sacrificial rat offerings included)
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2014, 04:12:48 pm »

Gather wood and burn it while chanting "Hecate take this offering and bring glory to your follower so I may strike down your foes and heretics."

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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Sacrificial rat offerings included)
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2014, 04:17:47 pm »

Gather wood and burn it while chanting "Hecate take this offering and bring glory to your follower so I may strike down your foes and heretics."
What he said, but with less chanting, and more shivering by the fire, naked, alone, in the forest.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Sacrificial rat offerings included)
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2014, 04:34:46 pm »

Gather wood and burn it while chanting "Hecate take this offering and bring glory to your follower so I may strike down your foes and heretics."
What he said, but with louder chanting.
Also look for some sort of stick, put the corpse on it and cook it over the fire.
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Re: Just 'nother Suggestion Game (Sacrificial rat offerings included)
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2014, 05:06:54 pm »

Gather wood and burn it while chanting "Hecate take this offering and bring glory to your follower so I may strike down your foes and heretics."
What he said, but with louder chanting.
Also look for some sort of stick, put the corpse on it and cook it over the fire.
The Rat? corpse? That's our sacrifice and also poisonous!

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Gather wood and burn it while chanting "Hecate take this offering and bring glory to your follower so I may strike down your foes and heretics."

You ponder a long while on this idea of offering your item to the divine. To offer it, it must have a way of getting to your divine... but where is your divine? Looking up at the setting sun and sky, you see little lights begin to shine. Perhaps these are gods? Are there multiple gods? You decide they are yours, and think that burning wood would carry the creature up to the gods, through smoke. You begin to gather wood, but can't figure out how to light it. You do, however, stack it up, and once you figure out how to light it, you can sacrifice it.

(Note: Everyone's ideas had to do with fire... we have to figure out how to light a fire first.)

Name: ???
Deities: ???
Inventory:
-A ball of lint
-Low quality string
-Unidentified creature, rotting
Holdings:
-Small dirt hole
Knowledge:
-Nothing
Time of Day:
-Sun is setting
Temperature:
Slowly dropping, chilly

Thoughts:
It's going to be cold soon, I may freeze to death. It's already chilly.
How can I sacrifice this... thing to the divine?
Who am I, and what is the divine?
Are there others or am I alone?
Are there multiple divines?
How do I start a fire?
Do my divines have names?
Do I have a name?

Status:
Somewhat cold
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