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[Sirus]

Sorry about that, Blaze.

Hmm...I'm pretty sure Shovel Knight is on GOG, so I'll go for that should I win.

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Rolls (click to show/hide)

sjm9876: Beat Hazard ($10)
NullForceOmega: Magicite ($10)
Mapleguy555: Battleblock Theater ($15)
Sirus: Shovel Knight ($15)
Choppy: Reboot Bundle 4 ($3)
Shadowlord: RPG Champions Bundle ($5)
Nighthawk: Darkwood ($13)
Bouchart: Rise of the Triad ($15)

Bouchart Vs Choppy
Mapleguy555 Vs Sirus
Shadowlord Vs NullForceOmega
Nighthawk Vs sjm9876

Round One

Bouchart rolled 1d14 → [3] = (3)
Choppy rolled 1d20 → [12] = (12)

Mapleguy555 rolled  1d20 → [16] = (16)
Sirus rolled  1d20 → [19] = (19)

Shadowlord rolled 1d20 → [12] = (12)
NullForceOmega rolled 1d18 → [4] = (4)

Nighthawk rolled 1d19 → [13] = (13)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [16] = (16)

Round Two:

Choppy rolled 1d20 → [8] = (
Sirus rolled 1d14 → [7] = (7)

Shadowlord rolled 1d20 → [12] = (12)
Nighthawk rolled 1d16 → [2] = (2)

Final Round:

Choppy rolled 1d20 → [15] = (15)
Shadowlord rolled 1d19 → [18] = (18)

Shadowlord is the winner!
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Spoiler: Update! (click to show/hide)

: Everything's all set! Now all that's left to do is get you on the fleet roster.
: Not more paperwork!
: Calm down, you don't actually have to do anything this time.
: We need to have you listed on the fleet roster before we can assign you any equipment
: And any additions to the fleet roster must be approved by an admiral or higher.
: Then why are we going to the infirmary?
: Well... Carriers would usually go the Admiral, but Houshou made it quite clear that he was not to be bothered.
: And I'm rather fond of keeping my hangars and engines separate you see.
: The Vice Admiral is currently in the infirmary due to "complications". We're going to visit him instead.
: But don't we need an admiral to approve it?
: Ah. Admiral and Vice Admiral are both of the same rank, but we were told to refer to them as such to avoid more confusion.
: Anyway, it's just around the corn-

"NO VISITORS MEANS NO VISITORS!"

"え？　え？！　But!"

"NO BUTS!"

: Onee-san, we shouldn't push her. Let's go.
: Nooooo~!　ていとく～!

*drag* *drag*

: Oh my.
: Urk! I forgot about her.

*Naval*

*Blockade*

Spoiler: いくなの! (click to show/hide)

: Na-na-na-Nagato! How nice to se-
: Ryuujou. Dispense with the pleasantries and state your business.
: Ah... Well, you see we have a new arrival and we need to see th-
: Denied.
: But-
: No buts. Leave or be removed by force.
: ...



: What are we going to do now?
: I don't know. Nagato takes herself very seriously and I don't fancy having a go with a battleship.
: We might not have a choice but to wait until she leaves.
: B-b-but we've already had a long hiatus, we can't wait much longer than we already have.
: Well if you've got a better idea I'm ope-
Nagato. Step aside and let us through or we'll be forced to take more drastic measures.
: HUH?!
: Oh? Is that so?
: J-j-j-j-just a moment please!





: Are. You. In. Sane?
: I've prepared for an eventuality like this; there's no need to worry.
: "No need to worry" my aft! A light carrier, a light cruiser, and a carrier with no equipment against a Dreadnaught Battleship at this range! What can you possibly hav-
: Not "what". "Who".
: Fine. "Who" would be insane enough to fight a battleship at this range?!
: You're welcome to ask her yourself, she's been here the whole time. Haven't you?

"YES!"



"Iku has come!"

*Many things I-19 (1= Ichi 9= KyU) says can be taken as suggestive.

Spoiler: The Power of a Submarine (click to show/hide)

: A submarine!
: A submarine?
: A submarine.
: Yep-yep Iku is a submarine!
: Then we'll leave it to you Iku.
: Now hold on! While this does change things sending a single submarine against Nagato...
: Yes! Iku is ready and willing!
: ... Are you sure this will work?
: Quite sure.
: And if it doesn't, it'll at least be entertaining!
: Have you finished blathering yet?
: This is your last chance Nagato. Let us through or face the consequences.
: Hmph, don't underestimate the strength of the Big Seven.
: It's okay! Iku can take big things too!
: A submarine? This is your gambit? The Nagato-class' armour is not just for show you know.
: No problem! Iku's torpedoes can penetrate anything!
: Well if you're so sure of yourself then I won't hold back.



: I'll end this with a single blow!
: Watch out!

*Chomp*

: HUH?!

*SCHLICKSLURPSLORPSLUPSLURPLICKSPLORPSPLUPSCHLORPSLURP*

: W-w-w-what kind of attack is this?!
: Oh dear, now that you've been caught there is no escape.
: L-let go! Get off!

*SCHLORPSCHLICKSPLORSHLSCHLORPSCHLICKSPLORSHLSCHLORPSCHLICKSPLORSH*

: Stop! Stop! Stop! Make her stop!
: I'm afraid I can't do that.

*SCHLURPSCHLORPSCHLICKSLURPSPLORPSCHLURPSLORPSPLURPSCHLUPSPLUPSCHLORPSPLUPSCHLOP*

: I-I-I surrender! I surrender already! Just make her stop!
: Too late.

There was lots of <redacted> afterwards.

I've decided to put up smaller story updates, but make them more often. At least until I blow a turbine or something.

I think this latest update is odd enough that the elimination round doesn't need entries. But that's just me.

[n9103]

I'm all for skipping roll result stories if it means more motivation/willpower to do updates.

[Sirus]

O___o

Um...I'd like to apply for Shovel Knight on GOG again...and I'll just be leaving now

[IronyOwl]

:3

[sjm9876]

Umm.... I'd just like to point out I rolled j=higher then Nighthawk :/ (Admittedly I'd have lost anyway, but still )

Anyway, reapply for Beat Hazard

[Shadowlord]

Awesome, thanks!

(And the updates continue to be strange and bizarre!)

[Mapleguy555]

... Requesting Brain Bleach at this position.

(Also, reapplying again for Battleblock Theater for $15 on Steam!) B-best weapon...!

[BigFatStupidHead]

I appreciate the strange and bizarre. Keep it up, Blaze!

[Blaze]

I'm all for skipping roll result stories if it means more motivation/willpower to do updates.

This was a special case because I just finished the story update at 1AM. I'll try to keep up but life keeps me so busy.

O___o

... Requesting Brain Bleach at this position.

(And the updates continue to be strange and bizarre!)

This is actually pretty light for I-19. There IS a reason she's nicknamed the seamen demon.

Umm.... I'd just like to point out I rolled j=higher then Nighthawk :/ (Admittedly I'd have lost anyway, but still )

Waaah! Now I'll have to write a punishment episode for that!

I appreciate the strange and bizarre. Keep it up, Blaze!

Thank you. I hope I'm not driving away too many people. I don't know, talk of this level is fairly normal in my household. I've noticed Western culture is much more reserved when speaking about these types things though. Or maybe it's just the forum?

:3

／人◕‿‿◕人＼

[NullForceOmega]

I'd like to give Magicite another shot, US $10, Steam.

[Vector]

.

[Elephant Parade]

Magicite (for $10) looks pretty nifty. I think I'll try for it.

[Shadowlord]

In the event that voting doesn't get announced before winners again, consider this post a vote for Magicite.

P.S. I wonder how bad the odds would be for a Magicite four pack ($30) versus those other entries? #NotAnEntry

[Blaze]

Elephant Parade: Magicite ($10)
Vector: Ikaruga $10
Mapleguy555: Battleblock Theater ($15)
Sirus: Shovel Knight (GOG $15)
sjm9876: Beat Hazard  ($10)

Still need at least 3 more entries. We'll open up votes though.