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Author Topic: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Saleaway  (Read 189716 times)

Sirus

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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #1110 on: June 12, 2014, 12:30:28 am »

Please note that I am the one hoping for Valiant Hearts, even though Blaze forgot to include my name :P

Voting for Aklyon again.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #1111 on: June 12, 2014, 12:34:22 am »

I vote Princess Squatch. Long Live the Queen.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #1112 on: June 12, 2014, 01:13:42 am »

Well then, if there are still open slots, I'd like to enter with Crimsonland, please. :)
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Application Period)
« Reply #1113 on: June 12, 2014, 06:03:18 am »

As there's space I'll put in for Rogue Legacy please.

It's on sale currently, but that will likely have finished by the roll-off.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1114 on: June 12, 2014, 04:50:20 pm »

Choppy: Rust
n9103: Final Fantasy III
Sirus: Valiant Hearts: The Great War
Aklyon: Transistor +1
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Queen +2
Sinistar: Crimsonland
Shadowlord: Spengineers
sjm9876: Rogue Legacy.

And that's all of them, we're moving on to the voting period.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1115 on: June 12, 2014, 08:45:12 pm »

I vote Princess Squatch. Long Live the Queen.
Still voting this. Pulled the trigger too soon.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1116 on: June 13, 2014, 05:06:55 am »

 
I vote Princess Squatch. Long Live the Queen.
Still voting this. Pulled the trigger too soon.

 :o Wait, what!? I'm a princess now.... "cue depression lines"
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1117 on: June 13, 2014, 11:06:31 am »

Voting Sirus for Valiant Hearts.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1118 on: June 13, 2014, 12:41:58 pm »

LLTQ is coming up on a flash sale for GoG.com in about 3 minutes as of 1345 EDT
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1119 on: June 13, 2014, 06:12:23 pm »

ALL HAIL PRINCESS SQUATCH!



LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1120 on: June 14, 2014, 01:15:00 am »

I vote Princess Squatch. Long Live the Queen.
Still voting this. Pulled the trigger too soon.

 :o Wait, what!? I'm a princess now.... "cue depression lines"

I'll vote for Princess Squatch.
Enjoy playing Long Live the Queen in a Poofy Dress!

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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Voting Period)
« Reply #1121 on: June 14, 2014, 04:09:07 pm »

Choppy: Rust ($20)
n9103: Final Fantasy III ($16)
Sirus: Valiant Hearts: The Great War +1 ($15)
Aklyon: Transistor +1 ($20)
SquatchHammer: Long Live the Queen +4 ($10)
Sinistar: Crimsonland ($8)
Shadowlord: Spengineers ($20)
sjm9876: Rogue Legacy ($15)
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Choppy Vs Sinistar
SquatchHammer Vs Sirus
Shadowlord Vs n9103
Aklyon Vs sjm9876

Round One

Choppy rolled 1d14 → [11] = (11)
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [17] = (17)
Choppy's metal door rusted away! He was then swarmed by legions of zombies which burst in, murdered him, and got nasty, sticky, little fingerprints all over everything! On the bright side, he doesn't need a door anymore.

SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [15,4] = (19)
Sirus rolled 1d18+1 → [10,1] = (11)
Princess SquatchHammer used skilll 100 wield magic to make Sirus allergic to dogs! Without his trusty companion, Sirus soon wandered into the middle of an entrenched enemy position and was cut to pieces by machine gun fire. Those pieces were then unceremoniously blown into smaller pieces by the mines in the area. Then those pieces' pieces were then shredded by the rings of barbed wire that were also in the area.

Shadowlord rolled 1d18 → [3] = (3)
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [9] = (9)
Shadowlord was struck with the power of hope and courage and vanished in of puff of love, understanding, and horrible, painful death!

Aklyon rolled 1d18 → [12] = (12)
sjm9876 rolled 1d20 → [2] = (2)
sjm9876 died to a horde of palette-swapped enemies with giant swords! All of his descendents were forever cursed with colorblindness.

Round Two
Sinistar Vs SquatchHammer
Sinistar rolled 1d20 → [3] = (3)
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [18,4] = (22)
Sinistar's magazine exploded in his face! He was blinded, muted, and lost all sense of touch, taste, balance, and smell. Princess SquatchHammer then appointed him court jester; where his remaining sense of hearing taunted him by allowing him to hear the ridicule and pity of others for the rest of his long life.

n9103 Vs Aklyon
n9103 rolled 1d20 → [20] = (20)
Aklyon rolled 1d18+1 → [1,1] = (2)
Aklyon tried to cut n9103 but then died in a long series of crotch-related incidents that would take a month to completely list. (Tumbled down a hill and slammed his crotch into a pole, getting his crotch paraded on by a pack of escaped zoo animals, a mini-meteorite coming down and smashing into his crotch, a flock of pigeons diving down and pooping on his crotch,  etc).

Final Round
SquatchHammer Vs n9103
SquatchHammer rolled 1d20+4 → [20,4] = (24)
n9103 rolled 1d17 → [12] = (12)
n9103's gazed upon SquatchHammer's frilly pink dress! He never had another fantasy ever again.

SquatchHammer is the winner!
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Winner)
« Reply #1122 on: June 14, 2014, 05:44:30 pm »

WHAT!! I've won?!?! Seriously? I had to be a princess to win?!?! Well there you have it, if you are having shitty luck just put on a poofy skirt and say you are a princess, and you will win a prize of some sort.
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Winner)
« Reply #1123 on: June 14, 2014, 06:01:42 pm »

Agh, what rotten luck to go up against a princess in the first round :P
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Re: Blaze's SHSL Dieting - Mutual Consumption Giveaway (Winner)
« Reply #1124 on: June 14, 2014, 06:36:58 pm »

Hey, i finally defeated sjm :)

But apparently princesses are favored by the rng, congrats squatch!
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