Game Over
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The Terminators, gathered around the partly functional remains of their fellow T-800s, coldly eyeing each other.
"How do we know that the Skynet Terminator is still operational?"
"Because I am the Skynet Terminator."
Eyes glanced around the room. "Who said that?"
"Not me." Said six Terminators.
"You," One Terminator spoke, pulling out a sawed off shotgun and pointing it another. "I heard you. You are the Skynet Terminator!"
In response to the accusation, the four remaining Terminators pulled their weapons and pointed them at the accused.
"How can I be the Skynet Terminator when you are the Skynet Terminator?" The accused Terminater retorted.
The four remaining Terminators swapped their aim from one Terminator to the other.
The accusing Terminator let out a scream and physically attacked the accused Terminator in a fight that lasted roughly seven minutes and thirty-nine seconds.
"Shoot him, he's the Skynet Terminator!" One of the brawling T-800s said to the crowd.
"No, shoot him, he's the Skynet Terminator!" The other shouted.
The four Terminators in the crowd swapped their aim back and forth between the two fighting Terminators, unable to make a decision. Finally, they all shot in unison. One of the fighting Terminators fell into pieces, leaving the other totally unscathed.
"How did you know it was me?" The Terminator asked.
"I didn't." Said one Terminator in the crowd, holstering his pistol. "I picked randomly."
"Me too." Grumbled the other three Terminators.
They slowly inched forward and examined the wreckage of the Terminator they just shot to pieces. They examined one of the arms and found a Tech Detector. Beneath the serial number was written "FOR USE BY SKYNET FORCES ONLY."
Having eliminated the Skynet T-800s, the five remaining Terminators presented themselves and the wreckage of their fellow Resistance Terminators to Sarah Connor. They stood at her doorway and rung the doorbell.
The door opened, revealing Sarah Connor. "The Skynet Terminators have been eliminated."
"That's great." She said. "What are you still doing here then? Aren't you supposed to self-terminate after the threat is neutralized?"
The Terminators glanced at each other. "Yes."
"Great." She said. "Now get out of my face." She said as she slammed the door closed.
The five remaining Terminators, with their mission completed, found a nearby smelter where they all descended into a furnace, fulfilling their self-termination.Dundun dun dundun
[1] TheDarkStar: Graknorke
[4] 4maskwolf: mastahcheese, Pufferfish, TheDarkStar, Persus13
[1] mastahcheese: 4maskwolf
[4/4] Shorten: Persus13, TheDarkStar, mastahcheese, Pufferfish
4maskwolf has been lynched. He was the
Skynet Tech Detector T-800! (
Mafia Role Cop)
The game is over.
The town has won!
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