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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
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Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1861012 times)

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4650 on: March 20, 2017, 08:48:40 pm »

Smallerdaffodil: Contract a syndrome from the divine milk, turn into a tiny werebeast, and go on an adorable little rampage of minor property damage.
Misty: Get blamed for "toppling" the workshop and thrown in dungeon.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4651 on: March 20, 2017, 09:40:08 pm »

All cheese needs to be stamped with the mark of its maker right? Maybe you can pass the time by engraving your own cheesestamp! All you'd need is some wood and something sharp.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4652 on: March 21, 2017, 12:33:39 pm »

All cheese needs to be stamped with the mark of its maker right? Maybe you can pass the time by engraving your own cheesestamp! All you'd need is some wood and something sharp.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4653 on: March 21, 2017, 12:38:48 pm »

All cheese needs to be stamped with the mark of its maker right? Maybe you can pass the time by engraving your own cheesestamp! All you'd need is some wood and something sharp.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4654 on: March 21, 2017, 12:50:50 pm »

All cheese needs to be stamped with the mark of its maker right? Maybe you can pass the time by engraving your own cheesestamp! All you'd need is some wood and something sharp.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4655 on: March 26, 2017, 09:01:56 am »

All cheese needs to be stamped with the mark of its maker right? Maybe you can pass the time by engraving your own cheesestamp! All you'd need is some wood and something sharp.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4656 on: March 29, 2017, 06:26:02 pm »

PTW.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4657 on: March 30, 2017, 10:25:59 pm »

Here's my smol fanart of Misty. Yay mitten arms!

Spoiler: Misty stabs Pacman (click to show/hide)



Noooo1!!!!! He has a wife!

wait, she's MISS Pacman.....

He has a.....mistress? Girlfriend?

And they have lots of babies together!

you get them like every two levels in Ms. Pacman
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4658 on: April 04, 2017, 08:30:45 am »

Play the "Human Castle" game, made by Harbor21 Games, to pass the time.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4659 on: April 04, 2017, 09:54:12 am »

Play the "Human Castle" game, made by Harbor21 Games, to pass the time.
It took me longer than I'm willing to admit to get this one.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4660 on: April 05, 2017, 08:22:48 pm »

P.T.W.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4661 on: April 05, 2017, 11:18:44 pm »

I like how Misty is bored senseless, but 95% of the readership here would be happy with comic after comic about the minutia of cheese making in Dwarf Fortress and adventures in making different types of cheese.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4662 on: April 07, 2017, 08:03:29 am »

By Cowseas merciful teats!

Omg, I've been away for a while, and I come back to TWO updates!  Cowseas teats indeed are merciful!  *clap, clap*  Welcome back, ES!  I'm glad you're doing ok!

+1 to naming Smallerdaffodil, and praying (with claps of course) over the cheese.

edit: Actually, wait to name Smallerdaffodil until AFTER the cheese is made.  Perhaps offer the rat some of the cheese to test its quality (maybe it looks and smells too hideous too eat, but turns out to be delicious), and THEN bestow a name as a reward for its help.
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I suggest using kilokittens. As cats are 10X the volume of kittens. That way, 50 cats would be .5 kilokittens.

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4663 on: April 07, 2017, 01:04:24 pm »

I like how Misty is bored senseless, but 95% of the readership here would be happy with comic after comic about the minutia of cheese making in Dwarf Fortress and adventures in making different types of cheese.

+1

I don't know about the rest of you but I've started making cheese in my forts. I'm not ashamed.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 3/12
« Reply #4664 on: April 07, 2017, 01:37:19 pm »

I like how Misty is bored senseless, but 95% of the readership here would be happy with comic after comic about the minutia of cheese making in Dwarf Fortress and adventures in making different types of cheese.

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I don't know about the rest of you but I've started making cheese in my forts. I'm not ashamed.
I usually buy cheese/sugar/other secondary food stuff from the caravan. Not particularly easier than producing my own, but it pushes their profits up a bit so they'll keep bringing potentionally useful stuff.
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