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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Shellcore]

Have Plumpy and his army rebel and kill everyone in the fortress including Misty.

[birdy51]

Get out of the hole first. With the stipulation that eventually they will spar. And it will be glorious.

[Omeganaut]

Realize their names are now both Edgar.  Because Edgar is the one in the hole

[TheBrisbyMouse]

kill everyone

+1

[Sirus]

Get out of the hole first. With the stipulation that eventually they will spar. And it will be glorious.

+1

[evictedSaint]

kill everyone

+1

Well, if this is what you guys really want...

[birdy51]

Oh dear heavens no!

Don't kill everyone!

At least not yet. Wait till they have established character flaws and reasons for existing. Then murder them in the name of plot. Yes. Even Plumpy.

[Aslandus]

Resist the urge to devour the corpses. You are not undead yet.

[evictedSaint]

I need three dwarven names, please.  Feel free to self-insert, but I'm only taking one from each user and it's the first three I get.

[Calidovi]

Ushat Kokebdurad

[Aslandus]

Muthkat Bestershire

[evictedSaint]

One more.  Update goes up as soon as I get another name.

[Arcvasti]

Sarvesh Zustashibruk.

[evictedSaint]

"I know EXACTLY what's going to happen once we get back to the Mountainhome, Cap'n.  We'll go to the barracks and have a sparring match.  You'll knock me on my butt, like you always do, and then you'll realize you don't have to retire!  You're only, what, a hundred thirty? Hundred forty?"


"I'm a hundred and sixty-five, lass!  I don't have that many years left on me, and I'm gettin' slower with each one that passes!"






"I used to be a soldier, you know!  I fought in the War next to Ushat Kokebdurad the Unmoving, and Muthkat Bestershire, the Marked!  Even Sarvesh Zustashibruk of Silverwalls stood by my side!  I was in the Great Dwarven Legion, standin' in the shield walls with my back straight and my head held high!"




"Now look at me.

All soft.  And fat. 

Sword rustin' to bits in the scabbard, can't even stand up on me own no more.

..."






"..."










"Alright, that settles it.  I'm retirin' the second we get back. 

Might make myself into a fisherdwarf I think.

Spend the rest of me days fishin' and relaxin'."





"Cap'n, this whole thing sounds ridiculous.  Who would want to spend all their time scooping slimy fish out of the water when you could be doing something IMPORTANT, like defending the trade depo from kobolds, or invisible kobolds, or invisible were-kobolds, or...or any other kind of invisible-slash-were-kobold that could be lurking around???"

"For the love of - I said no, lass!  I ain't gonna spend my twilight years pokin' shadows for kobolds!"

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[Sirus]

If Holt really is dead-set on retiring, he should become a cheesemaker