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Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!

Reg Pashmad the Recruit

Gruzzlus Holt the Captain

Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man

Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun

Enir Twigappears the Overseer

Darkerdaffodil the Elf

Maynard the Mule

Other

Iron Owl the Iron Knight

[Dermonster]

Hum. I'll have to think something up. Perhaps a story involving a rumor of his arrival to challenge the military of this place? Sounds decent. I'l be watching, for now. Keep up the good work!

[Raul351]

Looks like I'm going to have to break out the old pen

[Aslandus]

Oh no, shielddawn doesn't have any grass in their cow pens! The cows will starve!

Learn the forgotten dwarven art of riding beasts, and stew in your misery while sitting on the back of your new cow friend.

[Ancalagon_TB]

Yay, great update!!!

this is definitely a golden opportunity to make some cheese!

P.S.  I don't think it would have worked, but anything with "dog lard" would have been hilarious.  Go ahead and say it out loud, you'll see.

[Meph]

Shielddawn can feed it's grazers indoors, with plants or hay, because that's what you can do in the mod.

[AoshimaMichio]

Not to complain, but I see only one image.

Is anyone else having this problem?

To clarify, only pic visible is the gif. Following links in your post simply gives me "Access Denied".

[origamiscienceguy]

Not to complain, but I see only one image.

Is anyone else having this problem?

To clarify, only pic visible is the gif. Following links in your post simply gives me "Access Denied".

Are you using a computer that is not your own? I know that my school blocks most image-sharing websites, so that could be it.

[Sirus]

Haha! Very nice update.

[Rexfelum]

Misty: Get all excited because your prayers are being answered, and through this cow the gods surely will support you and your dreams.

Cow: Get slaughtered just like the last being to "believe in you."

--Rexfelum

[Argonseal]

Offer to milk cow. Then hide the milk and try to make it into cheese in secret.

Try to adopt the cow as a pet.

^This works too

I concur.

[fourpotatoes]

That first picture is inspiring. A central stair like that is going to be the next architectural project I start but never finish.

Clearly Cowsea has taken mortal form to judge dwarfdom, that she might punish the wicked and reward the virtuous! Clearly it's not going very well.

Okay, first we need to raise an army of dairy workers. We'll call them... milkads? We'll get the next overseer to persecute them. Then Cowsea will cloud his mind: He said he'd never take a MILK ANIMAL job? Delirious, he won't be able to resist. He'll follow them down to the farming levels to spy on their rituals, where his own mother (mistaking him for a Lion (-tame-)), will tear him apart with her bare hands in a butcher's workshop. Then Cowsea can give a little speech, banish some folks, and the rest of the dwarves can learn to ferment milk. It worked for Dionysus, it'll probably horribly backfire work for us.

Moo, I say!

[Boltgun]

Shielddawn can feed it's grazers indoors, with plants or hay, because that's what you can do in the mod.

Let's assume we're in 0.40 now because feeding has been improved (or just drop the rules completely). I mean I saw a baby taken care of by other succubi dwarves after being orphaned.

Offer to milk cow. Then hide the milk and try to make it into cheese in secret.

+1, make the first artifact cheese.

[Max™]

I thought the first image was more of a representation of the world-gen fortress central ramp spirals, a very cool one at that, I might add.

Ask the cow if you can milk her, realize it was actually a dorf milker behind a different cow talking to you, try not to make it any more awkward than it already is at that point and probably fail horribly.

[AoshimaMichio]

Not to complain, but I see only one image.

Is anyone else having this problem?

To clarify, only pic visible is the gif. Following links in your post simply gives me "Access Denied".

Are you using a computer that is not your own? I know that my school blocks most image-sharing websites, so that could be it.

My very own PC I built with my very own hands. Interestingly enough all pictures are visible on my workplace computer.
Hmm. I have to check with different browsers and devices once this working day is over.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

That first image is a thing of beauty. Also, yay, avatar of a god in cow form. Although the first thing I thought upon reading that was "WEREBEAST!" before I remembered that werebeasts can't talk.