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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 12/07/2022  (Read 1855521 times)

Lyeos

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #495 on: April 10, 2014, 08:19:59 am »
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on April 10, 2014, 08:05:55 am
There's an extreme scarcity of purely masculine outer clothing.

Real men don't wear shirts!

.... I guess that means I'm not a real man.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #496 on: April 10, 2014, 08:23:36 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 10, 2014, 08:19:59 am
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on April 10, 2014, 08:05:55 am
There's an extreme scarcity of purely masculine outer clothing.

Real men don't wear shirts!

.... I guess that means I'm not a real man.

Ppfpfpff. Ok, Saxton Hale, there is a time and place for a shirt.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #497 on: April 10, 2014, 08:29:48 am »
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on April 10, 2014, 08:05:55 am
So know the difference between a kilt and a skirt. ( Since tone doesn't carry over the internet: I'm kidding about the shovel, but I'm dead serious about kilts being male exclusive. )
"Ye know why it's called "kilt'? 'Cause we kilt anyone who called it "skirt"!"

Yeah, kilts are great!
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #498 on: April 10, 2014, 08:38:42 am »
Quote from: peregarrett on April 10, 2014, 08:29:48 am
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on April 10, 2014, 08:05:55 am
So know the difference between a kilt and a skirt. ( Since tone doesn't carry over the internet: I'm kidding about the shovel, but I'm dead serious about kilts being male exclusive. )
"Ye know why it's called "kilt'? 'Cause we kilt anyone who called it "skirt"!"

Yeah, kilts are great!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #499 on: April 10, 2014, 09:19:40 am »
On a side note...

>Check inventory

Misty may have had something in her pockets before the start of this thing.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #500 on: April 10, 2014, 12:48:42 pm »
Maybe she's got a piece of string in there. It could make a wristband, or a cat toy, or a fake mustache...
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« Reply #501 on: April 10, 2014, 12:52:02 pm »
Quote from: AfellowDwarf on April 10, 2014, 12:48:42 pm
Maybe she's got a piece of string in there. It could make a wristband, or a cat toy, or a fake mustache...


Or a way to strangle someone while they sleep be useful in suturing any potential injuries...
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #502 on: April 10, 2014, 01:32:49 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 10, 2014, 09:19:40 am
On a side note...

>Check inventory

Misty may have had something in her pockets before the start of this thing.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #503 on: April 10, 2014, 04:08:33 pm »
We have our Cheese statuette with us? It is now an Idol. Pray for the Cheese God for blessings.

If we're playing MW DF, pray lots while travelling so we can become a Priest of the Cheese God before reaching our destination.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #504 on: April 10, 2014, 05:02:37 pm »
Quote from: Cattani on April 10, 2014, 04:08:33 pm
We have our Cheese statuette with us? It is now an Idol. Pray for the Cheese God for to Sheogorath for cheesy blessings rain.

I agree.  :D
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« Reply #505 on: April 10, 2014, 07:44:10 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 10, 2014, 05:02:37 pm
Quote from: Cattani on April 10, 2014, 04:08:33 pm
We have our Cheese statuette with us? It is now an Idol. Pray for the Cheese God for to Sheogorath for cheesy blessings rain.

I agree.  :D

O.O Is there a god of tortilla chips to? We could have a field of nachos! XD

(( Why is there a sudden popularity in food-based deities?))
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #506 on: April 11, 2014, 07:43:51 am »
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan on April 10, 2014, 07:44:10 pm
(( Why is there a sudden popularity in food-based deities?))
I guess the nutritios trintity is catching on. Plumpy is their prophet.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #507 on: April 11, 2014, 08:43:21 am »
Ooh, a Plump Helmet Man!  Be careful!  They only pretend to be meek and shy when they're in the minority and being watched...

> Befriend Plumpy and protect him from whoever took a bite of his head!  That way when he and his offspring inevitably revolt against their dwarven overlords, they might spare Misty's life.

(Bonus points if he saves her from whatever depopulates/distracts the fortress' dwarven population and triggers the revolt in the first place.  Extra bonus points if he converts her into a spore thrall to do so.)
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #508 on: April 11, 2014, 08:57:23 am »
Quote from: IndigoFenix on April 11, 2014, 08:43:21 am
Ooh, a Plump Helmet Man!  Be careful!  They only pretend to be meek and shy when they're in the minority and being watched...

> Befriend Plumpy and protect him from whoever took a bite of his head!  That way when he and his offspring inevitably revolt against their dwarven overlords, they might spare Misty's life.

Eat Plumpy, so his reign of terror can never begin!

Bonus points if wine is made from his flesh and served with Misty's cheese.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story)
« Reply #509 on: April 11, 2014, 10:30:06 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on April 11, 2014, 08:57:23 am
Quote from: IndigoFenix on April 11, 2014, 08:43:21 am
Ooh, a Plump Helmet Man!  Be careful!  They only pretend to be meek and shy when they're in the minority and being watched...

> Befriend Plumpy and protect him from whoever took a bite of his head!  That way when he and his offspring inevitably revolt against their dwarven overlords, they might spare Misty's life.

Eat Plumpy, so his reign of terror can never begin!

Bonus points if wine is made from his flesh and served with Misty's cheese.

Even better: Destroy his concept of reality, so that his reign of terror will entail doing balet at a wall.

Edit: Or eat his concept of reality. Who knows, maybe Misty can turn abstract ideas into cheese?
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