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[Mictlantecuhtli]

Bird Jesus just almost swept Lance single-handedly but died to Dragonite, so I think we're about .001% from this trainwreck ending once they respawn. Remember, they were half dead when they reached Lance anyways.

Correction: Level 36 All-Terrain Venemoth might actually beat it. What the actual fuck. I think the RNG is trying to end this. Dragonite hasn't attacked in like... 10 rounds, hahah.

[da_nang]

WE ALMOST BEAT LANCE. DEM SKY ATTACKS OP.

[monk12]

WE ARE GOING TO BEAT LANCE!

Venomoth vs Dragonite, in this generation the Elite 4 AI spams moves with type advantage, and Agility and Barrier are Psychic Type. Dragonite will never attack.

[da_nang]

ALL GLORY TO ATV

EDIT: Someone must do fanart of this. I imagined Lance flipping a table with his line "That's it!"

[Mictlantecuhtli]

That was beautiful. ;_;

[majikero]

They are consulting the bulbasaur one last time before facing Blue.

[monk12]

And Lance's Dragonite goes down to Poison. ATV levels to 37.

Now he just has to sweep the rival by himself! ...oh.

[Kanil]

Well... that was anticlimactic.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Well... that was anticlimactic.

All they had left was ATV. What were you expecting?

[majikero]

Is this the first time they lost to Blue?

Lets see how they spin this tale.

[Aklyon]

Damn you, Blue! We won! We'd be champion in any other gen!

[Kanil]

Well... that was anticlimactic.

All they had left was ATV. What were you expecting?

GLORIOUS VICTORY!!

[monk12]

Well, I was hoping they'd do better than "almost OHKO by Blue's Pidgeot, Disable his Whirlwind." Still, I'm impressed they got that far with that team. Looks like they can't decide whether to grind in Victory Road more or to take another swing at it.

[majikero]

Are pokemons immortalized into the hall of fame in this gen? I can't remember.

[Solymr]

Every blackout is just a twitchy step forward towards the championship.
Do not despair.