Improve upon my work.
Try again
(5) You give him large cat ears and tail.
(6) The village headman loves his new look, but his wife isn't impressed.
Find a settlement and predict the futures of these settlers.
(6) Your prophet is already in a village, so he starts going up to people in a bar and begins to tell them their futures.
(6) You endowed your prophet with future sight, so he predicts fortunes for several people, (5) who are happy with the futures they received, and thank your prophet.
The bacteria shall commune with other bacteria, converting them to the worship of Will! The microscopic world shall be Will's domain forevermore!
(5) The bacteria comply. (3) Only a million other bacteria seem interested in your religion.
Encourage everyone to be more determined in the name of Farel in order to become super-saiyans (or just saiyans, if super-saiyan is too unrealistic/difficult).
(6) You turn them all into dinosaurs because the GM doesn't really care about Dragonball-Z. On the plus side, dinosaurs are very strong.
(1) Unfortunately, a teleporting man shows up with guards and kills all the dinosaurs, as well as your prophet. With the loss of your prophets, you return to the waitlist until another can be found.
Blah, preach, blah.
(3) Your prophet takes aside the young man to preach specifically to him.
(1) Unfortunately, this turns out to be just a trick for the young man to get close to the prophet and ambush the prophet in a dark alley. The young man and his friends beat and rob your prophet of all his possessions, and he is left for dead in an alleyway.
Chat about various holy sites or whatever to Ramat. And also ask about the scale of his worship.
(2) The new converts would love to talk more, but their wives will be mad at them if they come home late, so they leave. YOur prophet heads to his home, a solitary hut a mile outside the village walls, so he can sleep.
Go over to the workers to convert, also bring vodka or another alcoholic beverage with you prophet.
(5) Your prophet heads over to the worker's quarters along with some alcohol. (2+1) Only three of the workers join your prophet to consume the alcohol.
Village chieftain? I'll take it.
Order my prophet to investigate the neighboring territories and the political situation. Is the village independent? Are there any large towns nearby? Chief economic exports? Foreign threats? What is the population of this village? He'll need this information to draw up suitable plans for expansion, consolidation of his power, and ultimately conversion of the populace.
(6) Your prophet gets to work. The village was independent until a Makelite army showed up and claimed the village as part of the Makelite Empire, two years ago. Other than a biannual tax collection and occasional army recruitment, the village is left to its own devices. The village is small, with only 200 people in size. Local farmers come to the village to sell produce and livestock, then buy tools and crafts from the local craftsmen. Merchants come from a large town a day's journey away every so often to buy the farmer's goods. Important local business include the village inn, and a local potter who is considered to have the finest pottery in the region.
((WHY DO YOU HATE ME RANDOM.ORG/DICE?! YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T CARE THAT I DON'T HAVE A PROPHET ANYMORE, I'L JUST SMITE HIM.))
SMITE TRAITOROUS PROPHET AND ANYONE ELSE HE'S WITH AT THE MOMENT
(5) Your former prophet is suddenly killed by a bolt of lightning from the heavens.
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