Put those survival skills in use and knap a stone axe, cut down a few trees and build a simple house.
[1] You died in the crash!
CONVERT JABBA TO THE MARSCHRISTIAN WAYS
[2] Jabba is an atheist, and simply doesn't answer the door the first few times. Good thing he's in a good mood.
Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa. My new body needs to not need air to work.
Let's try that again, shall we?
God dammit, just let me be reborn.
[5] ((About time.)) You are reborn in New Poland on Mars!
Respawn Lunar Colonies. Again.
[2] The Centauri are just
waiting for you to try that again, and your bases in the Asteroids and on Mars are desperately seeking orders.
((*cough* Subtle reminder *cough cough* that not everything was on the moon. *cough*))
Praise Helix
[3] "Helix can't reach the phone right now, please leave message after tone. *bleep*"
((Aww, I wanted to still be a Demon Lich 
))
I merge myself back to before I was a star wars character (as in, back to Demon Lich form).
[2] Hells power base was in the sins of man, and mankind just had a massive population decrease. They don't have the energy to spare!
Bring my army to earth like planets and EXTERMINATE any human looking doctor's.
[1] You are alone in this crusade as the rest of your kind prepares to attack Gallifrey. Which is very bad, as The Predator ((Dalek for 'The Doctor')) intervenes!
((You guys haven't watched the more recent episodes, have you? Gallifrey might not be as destroyed as you think...))
Die.
[1] You die. Want some popcorn?
[5] The Mighty Emperor tricks the rebellion into destroying the Death Star for him! Fools!
((Phew...))
NPC's
[6] The Daleks accidentally destroy each other when Gallifrey shifts its position! Well, they did say at the end of the day, the only things left behind would be corpses and ruin... they simply didn't intend that it be their own.
[3] Jabba is distracted by annoying Marschirstians.
[5] The Rebellion kills Vader! ((Krap.))
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