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[TalonisWolf]

have a change of heart and join god in heaven

  ((God's not in heaven- he was couped a few turns ago. Not only that, but he is in the same state you're in...))

[IcyTea31]

Build a superweapon that can send a powerful gravitation wave to destroy everything but San Marino. Take the world hostage and ask for bids. The best part is, San Marino is one of the wealthiest nations in the world and has no debt, meaning I won't run out of dosh.

[poketwo]

Sell tropic games to the empire's citizens

[Tavik Toth]

Send forces to stop San Marino.

"The Lunar Colonies will stop you San Marino!"

[TalonisWolf]

Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 in Poland.

[3] Some guy hands you Popcorn. It is so good you neglect to start the process of being reborn!

((I dub this Popcorn 'Superb Afterlife Popcorn', otherwise known as 'S.A.P'.))

((This recent blunder of mine sounds really painful, ow.))

((And another thing, when will my Mafia minions try to kill TamerVirus?))

I use my sorcery to fix my toenail and order some of my drug cartels to bring me IcyTea31, Alive.

[1] You turn your toe into an enraged scorpion! It is quite annoying, to say the least. And it's attached to you.

[1] And IcyTea kills you while your minions are off looking for him. Not a good day, even you've got to admit. Oh, and you're back in Hell. Which is at war.

((Lucky that I had my soul vessel then isn't it?))

I use my soul vessel to come back to the mortal world.

[6] You return to the Mortal Plane... in the middle of a Rabbit's Creed convention. It doesn't go well for you, needless to say.

I return back to the Mortal Plane again, hopefully elsewhere.

[4] You are reborn in... let's say Yellowstone National Park. Don't know why the voice in my head insists, but whatever.

Get about 5 heavy cruisers a fleet of 30 fighters and 2 destroyers. (I'm just coming up with random stuff you decide how big these ships are going to be)

[1]  You get crushed by the presentation model of one of these ships during your presentation. What an ignominious end... dying before accomplishing anything of worth, mere minutes from leaving a legacy!

have a change of heart and join god in heaven

Offer to join forces with god and recoup heaven!

[5] You succeed in couping Heaven with God! You are now 'That Other Lord Dude'!

Build a superweapon that can send a powerful gravitation wave to destroy everything but San Marino. Take the world hostage and ask for bids. The best part is, San Marino is one of the wealthiest nations in the world and has no debt, meaning I won't run out of dosh.

[1] The Lunarites crash the Moon into San Marino! Earth is devastated!

Send forces to stop San Marino.

"The Lunar Colonies will stop you San Marino!"

[6] You desperately crash the Moon into San Marino! This stops his evil plot, but also pretty well annihilates everyone on the Moon and Earth!

Sell tropic games to the empire's citizens

[5] The Imperial Government eagerly take control of that Highly Advanced Tropico game to pick it apart for research and development purposes! The Citizens get addicted to the game!

[4] The Empire incorporates Tropico into their A.I to run their colonies.

NPC's

All Earthly NPC's are annilated!

 ((Also, I'm going to be at a scouting thing this weekend in Halifax. I might be able to sneak a update in, but don't expect anything until Sunday Night. (Insomnia has its benefits.)))

Edit: Hit the 'post' button too early...

[Tavik Toth]

Respawn Lunar Colonies.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa..

Let's  try that again, shall we?

[TalonisWolf]

((Poland is destroyed. Along with Earth... quick, someone coup Gallifrey!))

Edit: Spelling Error.

[IcyTea31]

Respawn and rebuild on Europa (one of the moons of Jupiter).

[poketwo]

Move my game company to Coruscant because earth is destroyed.

[blazing glory]

((Who wants Gallifrey? It just blows up in the end.))

I coup the daleks home planet...thingy.

[Orange Wizard]

Respawn and coup Gallifrey

((I want Gallifrey! So I can blow it up in the end!))

[TamerVirus]

Use heavenly powers to recreate all earthly life....on Mars

[TalonisWolf]

((The Centauri weren't on Earth when it went boom. Just a heads up. I'd also like to dedicate this update to free wireless internet along the Waterfront.))

Respawn Lunar Colonies.

[6] The Lunar Colonies respawn...just in time for the Centauri Fleet to arrive and wipe them out. Well done.

Be reborn as Portgas D. Ace at age 20 on Europa..

Let's  try that again, shall we?

[3] You can't find a host in Poland because Poland doesn't exist anymore, so  you ask them to pass the S.A.P. It is awesomazing!

Respawn and rebuild on Europa (one of the moons of Jupiter).

[1] You forget how to land the ship. Needless to say, it doesn't go well.

Move my game company to Coruscant because earth is destroyed.

[2] Courascant is mine! The Emperor is offended, and starts covertly planning your demise!

((Who wants Gallifrey? It just blows up in the end.))

I coup the daleks home planet...thingy.

[4] You become a Dalek. ((OH KRAP OH KRAP OH KRA-))

I quickly pull together my remaining forces and coup Tatooine.

((A hive of scum and villainy? What better place for drug cartels and the Mafia?))

[4] You are Han Solo, and Chewie is your co-pilot. Jabba has a Bounty on your heads, but it's nothing serious...

Respawn and coup Gallifrey

((I want Gallifrey! So I can blow it up in the end!))

[3] "Hey, you've got to share that popcorn!"

Use heavenly powers to recreate all earthly life....on Mars

[5] You recreate all Earthly Lifeforms on Mars with the help of some Lunarite Explorers who act as your 'Disciples'.

[6] The crew of the Death Star mutinies! ((Dalek or Death Star, which should I be more worried about...))

NPC's

[1] Jabba is ridiculed for failing to 'apprehend' Solo!

[IcyTea31]

Put those survival skills in use and knap a stone axe, cut down a few trees and build a simple house.