Build orbital defence platforms in Lunar and Earth orbit. Also spam space probes.
[5] Construction of the Defence platforms has started! You have gained another meter!
[2] Your military is still wary of using probes after having one reveal your home base.
Defence Network [
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D.S.T.S [
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[5] You reorganize the country, and expand your military to three times its original size!
[4] You can levitate! Not all that useful, but maybe this is just the tip of your powers...
Actually the ninth circle, treachery, is where everyone is frozen. In the seventh circle, everyone is in boiling rivers of blood, burning deserts, and suicide trees. Nevertheless....
Get Satan's opinion on all this chaos in his realm!
[1] Satan is enraged at your impudence- first trying to take over hell, then daring to speak directly to him? You are literally damned by him. Then have your consciousness scattered throughout universe.
God says 'Wat up', by the way.
Coup alpha centuari.
[4] You coup The Centauri, who are at war with the Lunarites! Your fleet is lost after taking a wrong turn at Saturn, and seems to lack a competent navigator A.I.
((This recent blunder of mine sounds really painful, ow.))
((And another thing, when will my Mafia minions try to kill TamerVirus?))
I use my sorcery to fix my toenail and order some of my drug cartels to bring me IcyTea31, Alive.
[1] You turn your toe into an enraged scorpion! It is quite annoying, to say the least. And it's attached to you.
[1] And IcyTea kills you while your minions are off looking for him. Not a good day, even you've got to admit. Oh, and you're back in Hell. Which is at war.
Respawn as the concept of humility.
[3] That popcorn is
really good, good enough to stay dead for.
NPC's
[2] The Rabbit's Creed loses some of of its reputation when it's forced to pay IcyTea for killing the Demon Lich.
[3] The Lambine continue preparations.
[4] The Manitees construct a giant sheep statue in an attempt to get the Lambine as allies. The Lambine are giving it 'deep consideration'.
[6] The Drug Cartels are to aggressive in their attempts to avenge the Demon Lich, getting unwanted attention from the authorities!
[1] The GM is utterly confounded in his attempt to join the game to show how a coup is really done!
"NExT tiMe, MOrtaLs..."