Create a defence perimeter between Earth and Mars while building more fleets and all shipyards. Also inform Earth of current situation every month or so.
[5] You realize that the aliens aren't coming from Mars, that only happens in movies, and focus on your military infrastructure build-up.
You send reports down to Earth, but they are still recovering from the Blizzard and the sudden increase in coups. They manage to send resources up, but nothing to supplement your forces.
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BURN EVERYTHING
[6] You burn everything for as long as you live! Which isn't very long, as the flames first consume you. You need focus, young one.
((((This just isn't my day.))
I come back to the land of the living as a Demon Lich and unite all of the drug cartels in Mexico, with me in charge, also, pay the Mafia a VERY handsome sum to make an example of my murderer.
I got the dude at war in hell mixed up with the dude who made a deal with hell. Sue me.))
((Innocent mistake, I was just trying to figure out where the second Demon Lich came from))
I give up on the idea of meditation for the moment and use my free time to find different ways to improve my soul vessel.[/quote]
((...I didn't mean to come out so snappy, sorry 'bout that. As I always say, feel free to point out my mistakes.))
[2] You fail to improve your vessel and stub your toe, cracking the nail.
Construct a force-field that goes around my forces and land and submerge new zealand under water,also employ my rabbits creed to create a lethal toxin that kills sheep and cows.
[6] You succeed exactly as planned... but your force field didn't let in any oxygen, so you died of oxygen deprivation. New Zealand is taken over by Sea Cows, otherwise known as Manatees, in a great irony imposed by a ticked off higher being.
The Rabbit's Creed, as it turned out, had such a toxin the whole time. They just didn't care to use it.
bring the violent profligates in the seventh circle to help
[4] They agree to fight with you in return for being unfrozen. Satan looks a might bit cranky, though.
Respawn. Stop dying every other turn. Coup the Rabbit's Creed and cancel my bounty.
[3] You eat some metaphysical popcorn and watch hell... go to hell? How does that work, exactly, I'll never know.
Can I join?
Just go for it,man!
Okay, thanks.
Attempt to take over Poland.
((Welcome! Fresh
corpses bodies players are always welcome!))
[5] You coup Poland, the citizens eager for someone to protect them from the violent coups rising all over the place! The distinction being that you peacefully couped them...
Begin a movement to overthrow god in the name of Pastafarianism
[5] You take advantage of God being distracted and throw in the some prison the Ancient Greek Gods left behind, and become the head Honcho!
AW YEAH RAMPAGE THROUGH TOKIO
[4] RAMPAGE! YOU ARE GODZILLA! ((I remembered! Hah!))
NPC's
[2] The Manatees suffer due to pollution!
[3] The Aliens make no progress- how long till they realize the Star Map is upside down?
[6] God attempts to escape, only to have his consciousness scattered across the universe! What a divine blunder.
[3] The Rabbit's Creed continues to search for the elusive Demon Lich and IcyTea.
[6] Sheep across the world vow to avenge the loss of the New Zealand Flock! The Lambine are now fighting for Independence!
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