STRAYA
{2}
You walk into Govenment House demanding that the country is ceded to you, but are dragged out by security within seconds.
COBRASTAN
{1}
Cobrastan is not a real country. It is a fictional one and you are arrested for breaching intellectual property laws. And shot.
TEJEKOV.
{2}
How about storming Glorious Leader's Palace? Nah, that's suicide. Hmm, tricky. Any other ideas?
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
{4}
Glorious Arstotzkan seperatists take over the Govenment! Some Glorios Arstotzkan loyalists want the old regime in charge, though...
PTW
{6}
Not content to merely take over a country, you form one! And are immediately deposed by yourself! Wait, what?
Austrialia!
{1}
Seeing Yoink's humiliating failure, you go for a subtler approach, crawling up a ventilation shaft. Which happens to be home to dozens of fatally venomous snakes. Which don't like you. You die within minutes.
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
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{3}
You help the glorious Arstotzkan Seperatists by cheering loudly.
Westeros!
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{6}
You subjugate Westeros by purging it of every living thing! But with the Westerosi gone, who are you going to rule over, doofus?
Glory to ARSTOTZKA!
+1!
Glory to +1otzka.
{6} You slay both Exkirby and the leader of the Glorious Loyalists, starting a three-way civil war.
Unfortunately, the neighbouring countries decide to take advantage of the confusion by attempting to annex as much Arstotzkan land as possible.
Eldrichia Abominista, Home to That Which Should Never Be Known. Xantalos is the Supreme Powerful Ambassador, as it has had the most dealings entertainment with mortals... Westeros is his own realm within a realm.
{2}
Your crackpot theories about 'That Which Should Never Be Known' almost get you locked up in a padded cell, and you end up on several govenment watch lists.
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