Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.
[3]
Oh hell no.MY HALBERD IS AWESOME! Swings fresh halberd/spear/whatever.
Work on next brilliant invention
[2]
A potato strapped to a stick. Progess.
The long war and alcoholism has damaged our people's sanity...
SPACE JAM THE ORKS TO ANIHILATION!
[5]
Orks have been sent to oblivion. Winrar.
Escape the Orks' clutches, with wit, strength, and historical inevitability.
Anyone up for rescuing me?
[6]
Escape! You sneak out of your cage, only to find no Orks. Or anything, for that matter.
Bang the RNG's sister. I might as well screw someone after getting screwed that many times.
((Can you do that after I have a chat with the RNG? I don't need any interruptions.))
Ask the RNG why he's generally being a jerk most of the time.
[2]
Because of two things.
One, I'm all powerful, even in your true reality. Everything you do in every reality is decided by me, multiple times. I am the creator of infinite universes.
Two, schadenfreude. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to write up the events of infinite worlds.Both: Reform.
[5]
Perfect reformation.
Give my beautiful wife a kiss.
[4]
Kiss ensues.
Seek full understanding of potatoes.
[1]
You can never truly understand them.
I activate my emergency protocols and resist the hijack, I attempt to rescue Helgoland from those FILTHY orks.
[4]
You take him back home from his deserted planet.
Test hivemind, see how many other (things) cheesebro's infected since I last 'saw' him.
&/or check surroundings.
Who? Just the two of you?
runners-up for cheesebro:
[6]
Floating through space. Huh.
Only two in this multiverse. The omniverse channel is locked to you for good reason.BYPASS SFW! ACHIEVE FINAL DESTINY! NAKEDNESS!
((I should really put this on the front page))
[2]
SFW barriers are strong. Hold the fucking line!