To be honest, I find the potato fondue better than any of the first place prizes. Eat the fondue, then go find something to do.
[5]
You eat it. It is the best fondue ever. You must discover the recipe!
Continue killing shit until all shit is kill.
((Should I start rolling for Cyrydiad as well?))
[2]
Too much shit! Xel'naga and GM avatar fight collides into you.
Look near my wake-up spot for that wheel; maybe we went clubbing together. Or something.
[4]
You come across some contact details. SCORE!
DO SOME RACING YEAH
[4]
SUCH RACE, MUCH CART, WOW
Initiate a competition between the various military units in the Raptor civilization. Tank sharp-shooting, biathlon, marathon, unarmed combat - all any military disciplines should have their event.
[1]
Um, orks. Your military is pretty fucking busy ATM.
Take the random teleport cube, see what it does
[5]
Press the button and it randomly teleports you anywhere through time, space or reality! Always a blast, unless you end up in a black hole or something.Give the demon toast.
[1]
The daemons have no need for your toast. DEMON SLAP
LEAD MY TROOPS TO GLORY! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! And potatoes for the GM.
I know Khorne. Bit of a wuss, but he's a great laugh at parties.[4]
Yay, killin all the Imperial Guard.
Start punching the tyranid's face in with my other arm,ending it by kicking it into a bunch of other enimies.
[1]
It tears up your arm. The omegalisk slices the both of you, severely wrecking your arm and damaging the Tyranid, though it's rapidly regenerating.
Stop the Orks for good without damaging a Earth.
[2]
There is no stopping the Orks for good unless you completely burn the surface of the earth.
Do a victory dance. Then ask Black Mage for his hat. [/i]
[3]
The thief has his hat.
Awaken, thus ending everything.
[1]
You wake up in the Dark City. It is now the hub of the Tea Empire, a superhuman civilisation. Lord Slowpoke is still living in your back, and you have no arms.
Woot.
"Containment breach of Sol system! Emergency threshold reached!"
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER SCIENCE
[5]
Orks pushed back! Sol system teleported to alternate dimension! Winrar!
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