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[hops]

Immediately start running a scam on the citizen of Alexandria by pretending to be a priest and get their monies

[smurfingtonthethird]

Ingest alcohol, try again.

[6]

You wake up in a burning south american country next to a llama. "What the fuck did you do?"

"Viva la Resistance!"

Check if my portal to here is still open. If yes, go home. If no, open, stabilize rift, go home. Then find a new mount to replace my raptor.

[2]

No portal for you. You need a rest.

Get revenge on the GM's avatar with my terrorbird. Who is now named Terry.

[2]

Protip: Never, ever directly try and fight the avatar. Ever.

Return of the laser-gun-cannon. Run away!

Immediately start running a scam on the citizen of Alexandria by pretending to be a priest and get their monies

[4]

Monies acquired! Not much, but its something.

[IcyTea31]

Go down on the planet, find a suitable place and meditate. Try to meditate a safer way to use the potato-rifts to control time, but relaxing and resting takes priority.

[Lolfail0009]

Try to create another body for Cyrydiad, avoiding alcohol at all costs.

[hops]

Buy all the cats

[Spinal_Taper]

May I waitlist as the One and Only Aikuro Mikisugi?

[smurfingtonthethird]

May I waitlist as the One and Only Aikuro Mikisugi?

Waitlist is for shmucks, jump on in. Just make sure you bold text, kay?

Go down on the planet, find a suitable place and meditate. Try to meditate a safer way to use the potato-rifts to control time, but relaxing and resting takes priority.

[6]

Relaxation. You also meet some batshit-crazy Protoss that go by the name of Tal'darim.

Shit.

Try to create another body for Cyrydiad, avoiding alcohol at all costs.

[2]

"I'm a llama! How did you even do this?"

Buy all the cats

[4]

You buy a few cats. Why? Dunno.

[Spinal_Taper]

"Hmm..."
Look around. Put on the glasses, mess up back, otherwise go back to droll teaching mode.

[IcyTea31]

Greet them. Don't show off my psionic abilities. (yet)

[hops]

Build a catzord mech with the cats

[Lolfail0009]

"I wassss drunk! What did you expect?"

Make a better body for him.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Hmm..."
Look around. Put on the glasses, mess up back, otherwise go back to droll teaching mode.

[6]

You resume teaching.

Interdimensionaltestsubjectstealattack
~
You wake up in a weird city.

Greet them. Don't show off my psionic abilities. (yet)

[2]

They're not exactly sane. They're both probably harmless, but they're charging you anyway.

Build a catzord mech with the cats

[1]

They claw the shit out of you. Ouch.

"I wassss drunk! What did you expect?"

Make a better body for him.

[6]

He's talking while you assimilate stuff.
"You toppled a South American regime! And then killed the new leader by kicking him into a plane turbine!"

"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"He was trying to stop you pushing other people into a plane turbine."

"Done! It's a meat dragon!"

"... You're still drunk, aren't you?"

[Lolfail0009]

Give the dragon scales made of pressed leaves. Attempt to alleviate hangover.

(Oh my god, I'm gonna love these two)

[IcyTea31]

They sure are insane, seeing random completely ordinary talking bread loaves around and charging them. Mind control: I am just a figment of their imagination. And actually over by that rock, not this one.

[poketwo]

Wait...... I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Party cause I won and I don't have to enact this stupid plan anymore