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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Mutate, grow.

[1]

Humans develop super-potato disease! Shieeeet!

Hm. They want to play it that way huh?
Develop Potato virus. As in a virus that is also potato. Use it to cull the wretched humans.

[kj1225]

Mutate, grow.

[1]

Humans develop super-potato disease! Shieeeet!

Hm. They want to play it that way huh?
Develop Potato virus. As in a virus that is also potato. Use it to cull the wretched humans.

The Irish would like to point out that you don't have to do anything for the culling.

[Helgoland]

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

[darkpaladin109]

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

I can give you backup....but only if give me a favor in return.

[Helgoland]

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

I can give you backup....but only if give me a favor in return.

What sort of favor? There's bound to be some interesting positions in the occupational government...

[WillowLuman]

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

I can give you backup....but only if give me a favor in return.

What sort of favor? There's bound to be some interesting positions in the occupational government...

Just to be sure, we're talking about the extra-dimensional invaders, right?

If so, fire missiles at right angles from reality (bonus points to whoever gets that reference)

[Erils]

Lead dapper legion in defense of the Universe against extra-dimensional invaders

[Helgoland]

Hitchhiker's Guide?

Set up a central command for the Allied forces. Secure high positions for me and my followers.

[WillowLuman]

Hitchhiker's Guide?

Yep.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"I might have something to do right school, maybe a bit later than that?"

[6]

"Sure, meet me in the park near here."

People are whispering. Bad sign? Probably.

Gather umbrapyromantic energy to fully recover.

[4]

Restored.

Come on, you close my portal not two turns after it's created? I specified permanent portal, you crummy RNG, not even following instructions.

Go on an adventure. One that won't destroy the ultraverse.

[4]

You join in the universal defense legion. Time to go to war.

PLANE SHIFT TO THE PLANE OF SERVANTS

[6]

You shift there, but the Overlord demands sacrifice before you get slaves.

Mutate, grow.

[1]

Humans develop super-potato disease! Shieeeet!

Hm. They want to play it that way huh?
Develop Potato virus. As in a virus that is also potato. Use it to cull the wretched humans.

[3]

Disease created! Human casualties are low, antidotes and gas masks handed out.

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

[3]

You're holding the line, but there's more portals opening.

Time for gunboat diplomacy - ally with the potatoes, then pound those aliens into... the ground, I guess.

Can I get some backup on this?

I can give you backup....but only if give me a favor in return.

What sort of favor? There's bound to be some interesting positions in the occupational government...

Just to be sure, we're talking about the extra-dimensional invaders, right?

If so, fire missiles at right angles from reality (bonus points to whoever gets that reference)

[5]

It greatly damages the harvester fleet. The colonies are under attack from the harvesters.

Lead dapper legion in defense of the Universe against extra-dimensional invaders

[6]

You steal a raptor ship and fly to the front lines. The raptor's aren't happy.

Hitchhiker's Guide?

Set up a central command for the Allied forces. Secure high positions for me and my followers.

Wait, you already rolled. You can set this up yourself.

[WillowLuman]

Develop new Raptor battle armor and inter-dimensional weaponry.

[IcyTea31]

You join in the universal defense legion. Time to go to war.

I'm in dire need of exposition.

[WillowLuman]

I tried to scan for extra-dimensional interlopers (in an effort to find whoever's in charge of kj, btw), but some group of them caught on and invaded this dimension.

[kj1225]

Wonder who I was talking to. Also recall any bits of my life that may be impprtant later.

[smurfingtonthethird]

You join in the universal defense legion. Time to go to war.

I'm in dire need of exposition.

Fine, you're with the raptors and some other alien groups which have just come flying out of the woodwork to help out with the harvesters.